Rebellious Rocks

31/10/2026

HAPPY FU***NG SAMHAIN AND HALLOWEEN, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS! 🎃👻🖤

So, tell me… are we dressing up, trimming up, trick or treating, preparing altars or just getting pi**ed and eating our body weight in sweets? 😂

Dave and I used to go out every Halloween without fail, until our local pub decided to stop doing its Halloween party. Miserable bunch of bastards. Honestly, what’s wrong with folk? 🙄

The girls have had some absolutely bloody brilliant costumes over the years. I’ll share Esme’s later today because she deserves her own moment in the spotlight! 🖤

Here’s a few pics of us over the years, including some with the girls. Plenty of memories, questionable outfits and probably a few questionable decisions along the way! 🤣

ALSO, DON’T YOU BLOODY FORGET…

Today is your LAST CHANCE to get yourself entered into the draw to WIN £20 CREDIT!

All you have to do is shop via the website today. That’s it. No jumping through hoops, no faffing about, no summoning Satan (unless that’s your thing).

Shop = your name goes in the draw.

Easy f**king peasy! 🎃

Have a brilliant day, you gorgeous lot. Stay spooky, stay sassy and try not to eat all the bloody sweets before the trick-or-treaters arrive! 👻🖤

30/10/2026

WE ARE HOME! 💜

AND THE SPIDERS ARE BACK IN STOCK! GO GO GO! 💚

Photo credit to the fabulous Alternative Moon

30/10/2026

Ahhhhh HAPPY FRIDAY, you wonderful bunch of absolute legends! 💜

It’s the last day of our holiday today and we’re making our way home, so I’ll be MIA for a little while.

What’s everyone else up to today? Working your arses off, shopping till you drop, or just winging the whole bloody thing and hoping for the best? 😂

🛑 DON’T FU***NG FORGET 🛑

Get those orders in before MIDNIGHT ON THE 31ST to be in with a chance of winning £20 CREDIT! 💸

Because who the f**k doesn’t love a little extra money to spend?! ✨

29/10/2026

29/10/2026

HAPPY THURSDAY, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS! 💜

How the f**k is your week going?

It’s our LAST FULL DAY of our holiday and, honestly, I could happily stay here forever! 🌊☀️ Fresh sea air, sandy toes and absolutely zero desire to return to real life. 😂

Best week ever, and my body has been relatively well behaved for a change! Bloody miracle! 🙌🏻

💎 TODAY’S CRYSTAL: LABRADORITE 💎

It’s basically the cosmic equivalent of someone grabbing you by the shoulders, giving you a little shake and shouting, “OI! GET YOUR MAGICAL S**T TOGETHER!” 😂✨

Known as the stone of transformation and magic, labradorite is all about embracing your inner weirdo, trusting your intuition and remembering that you don’t have to fit into anyone else’s boring-ass box.

💥 Feeling emotionally knackered? Let this beauty remind you that you’re allowed to rest, reset and start again.

🛡️ Need a little energetic protection? Labradorite is traditionally associated with shielding your energy and keeping other people’s bu****it where it belongs. Somewhere over there. Away from your peace. Preferably in another postcode.

🧠 Brain doing 47 laps of absolute nonsense? Its spiritual symbolism is all about clarity, intuition and finding your way through the chaos.

🌈 Feeling a bit lost in the darkness? That flash of colour hidden inside labradorite is a gorgeous reminder that there’s often a little magic waiting to be found, even when life feels like a complete s**t show.

And let’s be honest… who DOESN’T need a bit of that?!

PROTECT YOUR PEACE. TRUST YOUR MAGIC. KEEP YOUR SPARKLE. ✨💙

28/10/2026

Those with kids….How’s your half term going? 🙊

27/10/2026

A very special event Ruby is performing at, if you’re local please do come and support 💜

Fundraiser in honour of much-missed musician to put town's talent in spotlight

27/10/2026

Happy erm… what the actual f**k day is it?! 😂

I’ve officially reached that glorious stage of my holiday where I haven’t got a bastard clue what day it is. 🤣

Lazy mornings, beach walks, afternoon naps and generally doing sweet FA apart from eating, sleeping and existing in a state of absolute bliss. Honestly, I was made for this s**t. 🌊

BUT… whilst I’m busy forgetting what planet I’m on, the website is still OPEN for all your gorgeous little orders! 🛍️

And because I’m clearly far too bloody good to you, EVERY ORDER PLACED IN OCTOBER gets chucked into the wheel of names to win £20 WEBSITE CREDIT! 🥳

Yes, you lovely lot. Buy yourself a little treat and you could win even more treats. You’re f**king welcome. 😘

Also, if you’ve had a nosey over on the website lately, you might have noticed I had a little tidy-up before we buggered off on holiday! Everything is now organised into sections, making it much easier to find all the goodies you’re after 🙌🏻

So, tell me…

💜 WHAT’S ON YOUR WISH LIST, YOU LOVELY LOT? 💜

26/10/2026

GOOD MORNING, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS! Happy bloody Monday!

Is there anything better than a Monday with NO FU***NG ALARM?! 😍 Lie-ins, no rushing, and absolutely f**k all that needs doing. Glorious!

Ruby finished her incredible run on Saturday night, and she and Dave joined us here in Northumberland yesterday afternoon. ❤️

I’ve got a feeling the absolute chaos of the last week is about to come crashing down on them today, so the plan is a gentle one: good food, sea air and doing as little as humanly possible! 🌊☕️

Today’s stone of choice is HOWLITE! 🤍💙

I’ve got it in white and blue, and I bloody love them both! They do exactly the same thing energetically; the blue one has just been dyed. Same stone, different outfit. Even crystals are getting makeovers! 😂

So, tell me, you lovely lot…

🤍 WHITE — clean, calm and classic?

💙 BLUE — colourful, sassy and making a f**king statement?

So which one are you drawn to? Go with your gut.

Have a bloody gorgeous Monday, you absolute legends. Take it slow, breathe deeply, eat something delicious and remember that you do NOT have to be productive every minute of every f**king day 💜✨

25/10/2026

One. Week. Today!

10am till 3pm, Hatfeild Hall, Wakefield!

You absolutely do not want to miss this incredible Witches Market with Hocus!

I’m so excited to be involved 💜✨