Rebellious Rocks

01/06/2026

Good bloody morning and happy 1st June, you magnificent bunch! 💜

How the hell are we all doing? Survived the weekend? Managed to avoid strangling anyone? Excellent.

Right, feast your eyes on the newest members of the pendant gang… 👀

🔥 Tiger’s Eye

✨ Clear Quartz

And they are sexy as hell.

They’re officially on the website and ready to find their forever homes. Whether you’re after confidence, protection, clarity, amplified energy, or you just like shiny things (valid), these beauties have got you covered.

Consider this your enabling post. You don’t need me to talk you into buying one… but I’m absolutely going to anyway 😆

Life’s hard. Buy the f**king crystal.

You’re welcome 💜✨

31/05/2026

GOOD BLOODY MORNING, YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS! ☀️✨

And happy Sunday!

Guess what?

I’m in another bloody shop! And what a bloody incredible shop it is - just look at it - The Sorcerer's Apprentice Burley, New Forest.

A whole box of my creations is on its way and I could absolutely burst with excitement. I’m over the f**king moon. In fact, I’m somewhere beyond the moon at this point, waving enthusiastically from a nearby galaxy.

None of this happens without you lot.

Every like, comment, share, order, recommendation and bit of support has helped get me here. You’re the reason a small sweary business from my little corner of the world keeps growing and popping up in places I never imagined.

So thank you, from the bottom of my slightly overwhelmed, very grateful, swear-filled heart.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be spending the rest of the day grinning like an idiot.

What a bloody privilege this is 💜

30/05/2026

It’s the f**king weekend, bi***es, and that means one thing… NEW S**T DAY.

And trust me, you do NOT want to miss these sexy bastards.

✨ Leather Crystal Notebooks ✨ 7x5 ✨

Yeah. You heard that right. A gorgeous notebook with an actual crystal embedded in the cover because plain stationery is for the weak.

Front and centre sits a stunning Tiger Eye crystal, flashing those rich golden-brown bands like it knows it’s the main character. And honestly? It is. Known for strength, courage, focus, and getting your s**t together, this beauty isn’t just a notebook — it’s your new creative sidekick 🤎

Manifest your dreams. Scribble your chaos. Plan your empire. Write angry poetry at 2am. Whatever your vibe is, this notebook is here for it.

And let’s be real… if your journal doesn’t look magical enough to summon a forest witch, what the f**k are you even doing? ✨

29/05/2026

Oh my good god HOW is it Friday already?! This week has absolutely f**ked off at lightning speed over here! 😆

Firstly — thank you all SO much for the Labradorite orders. You lot have gone feral for it and honestly? Correct behaviour. 😂 Reminder it’s still on offer until Sunday if you’ve been eyeing it up and pretending you’re “just browsing” like we all do.

Also… the calendar pre-orders?! You organised bunch of legends. Thank you so much. I’m working through the new design bit by bit and I’ll give you a sneaky peek very soon because I am BURSTING to show you 💜

But today’s star of the show? MOONSTONE.

I’ve restocked it and SWEET JESUS it is beautiful. Proper glowy, magical, goddess-energy, stare-at-it-for-20-minutes kind of beautiful.

Honestly if you don’t already have Moonstone in your collection what are you even doing? Fix that immediately. Your crystals are probably gossiping about the lack of Moonstone behind your back.

It’s one of those stones that makes you feel like an ethereal woodland witch while still sat in your pyjamas eating toast. Multi-tasking queen behaviour.

Anyway — stock is live and I genuinely don’t think it’ll hang about long because these pieces are STUNNING. ✨

28/05/2026

Good morning you magnificent bunch, today is the day!! 🥳
I am bringing you something so disgustingly gorgeous that your bank account is already crying in advance…

💜 PART POLISHED LABRADORITE IS HERE 💜

And holy s**t, these chunky little bastards are STUNNING. Flashy, magical, moody as f**k and practically vibrating with “main character energy.”

This isn’t something you’re gonna carry under your t***y — these are PROPER CHUNKS. No dainty bulls**t. You’ll know you’re carrying this sexy little rock around.

Labradorite is basically the spiritual equivalent of telling negative energy to f**k off out your house. It’s known for protection, intuition, wisdom and helping clear the mental circus going on in your head. Fear? Anxiety? Chaotic overthinking at 3am while remembering something embarrassing from 2009? Labradorite said NOT TODAY, SATAN.

Feeling emotionally knackered? Heavy? Like life’s repeatedly smacked you round the face with a wet flip flop? This beauty helps drag you back toward the light when everything feels bleak and messy as hell.

And can we TALK about the flash on these?! Blues, greens, golds… like the northern lights got trapped inside a rock and decided to become a bad bitch accessory.

Each one comes with:
✨ A pouch
✨ My usual no-bulls**t description card
✨ Enough mystical sass to make you feel spiritually superior in public

🛑🛑🛑 Usually these chunky beauties are £6.99 each… BUT because apparently I’m generous as f**k, until 31st May they’re on offer with an introductory price of just £4.99 🛑🛑🛑

Honestly at this point I’m basically losing my mind AND giving away joy.

Get one before they disappear because I cannot stress enough how absolutely bastard-beautiful these are and how much your chaotic little soul needs one.

On the website now. Go. Before I decide to keep them all for myself.

27/05/2026

Morning you beautiful bunch! How are we all today? Thriving? Surviving? Or just one minor inconvenience away from screaming into the void? 😂

I’m firmly in my “meh with a side of caffeine dependency” era after two back-to-back alarms
but thankfully today’s about 10° cooler so there’s less chance of me dissolving into a sweaty puddle 🥵

If your energy feels flatter than week-old lemonade, you need this set in your life:

✨ RAISE YOUR VIBRATION: MEH TO MO*********NG MAGIC ✨
£11.99 PLUS POSTAGE

Because nobody was put on this earth to shuffle around feeling like a sad beige potato.

This crystal set is basically an energetic slap round the face from the universe. It drags your tired little soul out of “ugh” and launches you straight into powerful, sparkly, unhinged goddess energy.

WHAT’S INSIDE THIS SPICY LITTLE VIBE KIT?

💜 Amethyst
The spiritual equivalent of getting your s**t together. Clears mental chaos, calms your feral brain, and helps you stop overthinking every tiny thing you said in 2009.

🖤 Obsidian
Your no-bulls**t energetic bodyguard. Cuts through toxic crap, blocks bad vibes, and silently tells energy vampires to f**k off without you lifting a finger.

🩶 Grey Agate
For when your emotions are doing parkour off a cliff. Keeps you grounded, balanced, and less likely to spiral because someone used “kind regards” aggressively in an email.

🧡 Carnelian
Pure “LET’S FU***NG GOOOO” energy. Confidence, motivation, sass, fire — like strapping a tiny chaotic cheerleader to your soul.

✨ THE VIBE ✨
This is NOT a gentle “sip tea and journal your feelings” crystal set.

This is:
🔥 “I survived the bulls**t.”
🔥 “I look hot while emotionally unstable.”
🔥 “I will rise from the ashes moisturised and slightly dangerous.”

So if you’re tired of feeling like a sad Victorian child staring out of a rainy window… grab your RAISE YOUR VIBRATION set now and ascend into your magical bad-bitch era. ✨

* All boxed sets come gift wrapped included in the price

26/05/2026

26/05/2026

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26/05/2026

Good morning you gorgeous bunch 💜

It’s technically my day off from the day job, but because I make terrible life choices for fun, I’m working the bank holiday back today instead. In 29° heat. In Britain. Which basically means I’m one mild inconvenience away from melting into a puddle of sarcasm and SPF 50.

On the plus side — Witch Spoons have been restocked! 🖤

Especially the obsidian ones, which disappear faster than my will to live. So, if you’ve been lurking, waiting, “thinking about it”… this is your sign to stop faffing and grab one before the spoon goblins strike again.

AND… I’ve got something ridiculously exciting dropping later this week. I’m just waiting on a delivery of new cards before I can show you properly, but trust me — it is stunningly beautiful.

Enjoy your day. Stay hydrated, avoid people where possible, and pray for me while I slowly roast like a discount rotisserie chicken in my home office 🤣

25/05/2026

HAPPY BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY YOU GLORIOUS BASTARDS ☀️✨

Right. Sit down. Shut up. Scream with me for a sec because I’VE GOT NEWS.

I’M IN ANOTHER FU***NG SHOP 😭

LUCKY NUMBER THIRTEEN BABY. THIRTEEN.

Introducing The Healing Star Penzance, Cornwall ✨ and honestly… WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT THIS INCREDIBLE SHOP. She’s gorgeous. I’m obsessed. I could cry, and throw up all at once.

It genuinely blows my tiny little feral mind that something which started with me sat in pyjamas designing sweary cards surrounded by snack wrappers and tea is now stocked in actual proper beautiful shops 🥹

Like??? Who allowed this?? Who keeps trusting me with business opportunities?? 😂

Massive f**king thank you to every single one of you lot because without your orders, shares, comments, likes and general enabling of my no bulls**t chaos, none of this would be happening.

Anyway I’ll be insufferable about this for the foreseeable so thoughts and prayers to everyone around me 🤪