Combat Cache

12/02/2026

08/02/2026

We have seen them. We have stood in their presence as a harbinger of truth and divinity.

Pray to them. Love them. Heed them, before it's too late.

Join us in the coming revolution.

Or die running.

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Now that I've got your attention, firstly leave a comment saying some enlightened gibberish to confuse everyone who scrolls past and secondly if your in the market for quality ex-military fashionable clothes for getting mucky and still holding firm, then give us a message

Combat Cache - what was i on when i wrote this out

05/02/2026

No Offense, Don't want to trigger anyone 🤞

Due to increasing reports of antisocial behaviour, Café 16:15 has been authorised to use our spent bullet casings as the heads of their delicious jacket potatoes, giving them a bold new calibre of flavour.

They’ve already used all of their Anti-Aircraft Ammunition 🪖 on one man who wanted something that'd blow his mind! 😮💥

Thanks to Café 16:15 for collaborating!!

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Combat Cache - buy our stuff, we need money

03/02/2026

So you’re staring at the state of the nation with that familiar, low-grade existential dread humming behind your eyes.
You’re worried about the future - about the world that’s being casually handed to the powers who be.

Good. Congratulations. You’re emotionally functional. Most of us are right there with you.

Now, some folks say the cure for these thoughts is mindfulness. Others say exercise. Journaling. Breathing.
But deep down, your lizard brain whispers a much more eclectic solution.

“Total control,” it murmurs.
“Absolute certainty.”
“Maybe - just maybe - a dramatically unnecessary power grab.”

Relax. Before anyone does something historically stupid, there’s an important question to ask:

If you were to make wildly disproportionate decisions fueled by stress and caffeine… would you at least look good doing it?

Enter British MTP combat pants.
Sleek. Fashionable. Built like they expect history to happen to them personally.
Equally at home crawling through mud, standing around doing nothing important, or being overqualified pants for a very underqualified plan.

Durable. Versatile. Psychologically reassuring in a “these pockets could hold more than just my cold hands” kind of way.

Will they fix the world?
No.

Will they fix your vibe while you dramatically gesture about the downfall of modern society?
Absolutely.

Sometimes the revolution isn’t overthrowing anything at all.
Sometimes it’s just committing way too hard to the aesthetic.

MTP Combat Pants Available Now For £10.

Come find us in Kettering Markets On Saturday.

Combat Cache - feed the mantaray

02/02/2026

This county is being held together with angry Facebook posts and missing cats...

If we’re going to spiral, we may as well do it properly. Combat Cache, Northants’ premier military gear and oddities shop, exists for exactly this: unreasonably niche military clothing, historical collectibles, WW2 gas masks that’ll make you inextricably want to yell something about picking up cans, rugged camping gear thats covered in mud and the crushed spirit of a 16-year-old enlisted, and more completely inert military munitions than any household needs or can adequately explain to the authorities.

Is this practical? No.
Is it legal? Yes.
Will it make people uncomfortable in your living room? Absolutely.

If you feel called out, meet us at Kettering Markets, Northants, next week for an introductory course in getting put on a watchlist.

Cheerio!

Combat Cache — Now Offering Free shotgun shells to kids

Also ignore my business partner dabbing we're cool, i swear

02/02/2026

All You Military Needs...

30/01/2026

ATTENTION TROOPS OF STYLE AND CHAOS

We are fully mobilized for Tomorrow at Kettering Markets.

Yes, that’s right. MILITARY SURPLUS is descending upon your local marketplace like a tactical airborne drop, and some of it can be reserved and purchased on Whatnot—links below. Grab it before it decides to go rogue and start its own private militia and tries to succeed from the United Kingdom.

Can’t make it in person? NO WORRIES. Join our livestream auction on Whatnot where you can:

Stare at camo jackets and think that it probably cost more to develop than your house

Ask questions nobody trained in combat—or e-commerce—can answer

Accidentally buy a helmet while whispering “I’ll need this for something and looking menacingly at a random bystander”

Watch satchels, jackets, and mysterious pouches engage in full-on hand-to-hand combat with your wallet.

We go live at approx. 08:15. Maybe earlier, maybe later. Time is a social construct and so is this auction:
https://www.whatnot.com/live/fdff6fb4-446c-43c0-916d-5de6a26214b4

RESERVABLE / PURCHASABLE MILITARY SURPLUS

https://www.whatnot.com/listing/TGlzdGluZ05vZGU6MTQwNzcwNDExNA==

https://www.whatnot.com/listing/TGlzdGluZ05vZGU6MTQwNzY4MzM0OQ==

https://www.whatnot.com/listing/TGlzdGluZ05vZGU6MTQwNzY1NTI0NQ==

See you tomorrow. Be early. Be loud. Bring snacks. Or don’t. Either way, your closet just enlisted, and there’s no going back.

Combat Cache - Please, we have to get up at 6:30 ON A SATURDAY FOR THIS

Real MILITARY Utility Jackets - Straight From The Netherlands 🇳🇱 - Grade 1/2/3 These Lovely FASHIONABLE Dutch Military Utility Jackets are the in thing right now, affording a lifetime of durability as well as much practicality. They look good, feel good, and smell very very bad (They've not be...

30/01/2026

What Is Wrong With Me?

Do I like suffering?

Do I like wasting money?

The answer: Yes.

Come to the Kettering Market tomorrow to see possibly the most strange, borderline autism-infused stall you will ever see. Please. I might like wasting money, but it would be nice to actually profit for once.

Also, mention this post to us, and get a free item from us!

Post a selfie of us to your FB page or socials, and get another!

I guarantee it wont be what your thinking.

Combat Cache - Its in the name, you'll know us when you see us.

📌 Bottom of High Street, Kettering.

30/01/2026

Lower your standards, Rushden.

Despite possessing more military equipment than a small African Nation, we have yet to be raided by the police (Although I think the one that hit Rushden Escape Rooms was probably meant for us)

So if you are in need of anything from flintlock pistols to defend the mandem (thats a joke, Anon keyboard warriors 😮) to fashionable jackets, get in touch with us. Before we actually get raided.

Combat Cache - Suspiciously Legal stuff you didn't know you could own.

31/10/2025

This isn’t a cash grab — it’s something that could change militaria collecting forever.

I’m building a new website that’s already becoming one of the biggest identification tools for militaria on the internet — even in its beta stage.

Here’s what it does right now:
🔸 Headstamp Database: Search hundreds of bullet headstamps with detailed manufacturer history, production dates, and country of origin.
🔸 Insignia Recognition: Upload or browse patches and insignia — the system identifies them and links to verified historical data.
🔸 AI Image Recognition: Point your camera or upload a photo of a headstamp — and it reads the markings for you. No guesswork, no decoding.
🔸 Historical Provenance: Where possible, it cross-references items with known conflicts and production facilities.

The goal?
To give collectors, historians, and researchers an instant baseline for any militaria item — without trawling through endless forum posts or grainy archives.

This will grow alongside Combat Cache — becoming the backbone of accurate militaria identification worldwide.

But there’s one problem:
💸 It costs around £125 a month just to run and develop.
And I don’t have that.

I’m not asking for donations.
I’m asking you to share this — get it seen.
The more people who know, the more chance this has to survive and expand into what it’s meant to be.

The demo is coming soon.
Follow here to see it first:
🔗 https://www.facebook.com/share/19Wo1KRkMp/

29/09/2025

Ever stared into a box of greasy metal and thought, “Yeah, this is my life now”?
Because we have. Multiple times. Usually while trying to separate what we think are ammo links from what might just be congealed lumps of Cold War-era lubricant.

We get them from a guy who marks them as “a little greasy”

Let’s just say: whoever packed them had an emotionally intense relationship with the stuff. These things aren’t oiled — they’re embalmed.

We tried to clean a few. Big mistake.
Ended up slip-sliding around like a war-themed episode of Total Wipeout.
Pretty sure one of them took my flintlock pistol to a mirror world and then quietly stole my will to live.

So now we’re selling them as-is.
Call it “authentically preserved militaria” or “finger therapy for those nostalgic for engine rebuilds.”

👉 £2.50 for a 50-round link — and honestly, we’re not even making any money on these. We just want them gone.

We might fish them out of the tub of surplus grease we’ve now committed to. Or we might just pour them straight into an Evri driver’s hands, depending on the vibes.

All we ask is that you don’t question why your parcel smells like the armpit of a decommissioned tank museum.

Combat Cache: proudly shifting grease-soaked history since… well, not very successfully, but we are shifting it.

💀 www.combatcache.com
💀 “Like eBay, but sadder.”™

Surplus, Sorted. providing Quality Military Equipment To The Civilian Market Straight from The Army.

29/09/2025

Someone order an autistic business owner with enough military-grade hardware to arm a small African nation?

Doorbell rings. It’s me. Holding still-warm bullet-casings and a questionable grin.

I run Combat Cache, a traveling circus of ex-military oddities:

• Giant bullet casings that double as conversation starters or nightmare fuel.

• Ammo cans perfect for snacks, secrets, or your plans to overthrow the monarchy and install a autocratic state.

• Jackets that smell like mud and regrets.

Think thrift store—if the thrift store survived a coup.

Think Etsy—if Etsy had a black market for things like this.

No inflated prices. No fake tough-guy nonsense.
Just gear with stories you probably shouldn’t ask about.

Slide into the DMs before I repurpose the landmines as candleholders.