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📢 ATTENTION VALUED CUSTOMERS & CASUAL ASTRONOMERS 📢​I am writing this with a warm smile and a pleading soul: WE DO NOT H...
12/08/2026

📢 ATTENTION VALUED CUSTOMERS & CASUAL ASTRONOMERS 📢
​I am writing this with a warm smile and a pleading soul: WE DO NOT HAVE SOLAR ECLIPSE GLASSES.
​I have answered this question one million times today, and every single time I say "no," I am met with a look of pure betrayal—as if I personally reached into the sky, pulled down the sun, and hid it behind the till !!!
​Please understand: I DO NOT KNOW THIS CELESTIAL STUFF!
​Take a quick look around! My exact area of expertise consists of:
​Soft, plush fluffy seagulls 🕊️
​Sandcastle buckets and spades 🪣
​Stress-relieving squishies 🥑
​Delicious snacks 🍫
​Ice-cold alcohol 🍺
​If you want to squeeze an adorable fake bird, build a fortress in the sand, eat crisps, or have a nice beer while the sky goes dark, I am your absolute champion.
​But specialized optical equipment to stare directly into a giant cosmic fireball millions of miles away? That is entirely outside my job description!
​If you ask me at the counter, the best I can offer is a cold beverage, a plastic bucket to put over your head, and my deepest sympathies.
​We love you all, but please—try a planetarium! Try a library! Try harassing NASA!

Early morning in the village: absolute peace and quiet. No people, no traffic, just me, the camera, and the RNLI bunting...
11/08/2026

Early morning in the village: absolute peace and quiet. No people, no traffic, just me, the camera, and the RNLI bunting looking glorious in the morning light. 🎉
​It’s officially RNLI week—easily one of the best weekends of the year! The village is dressed to impress, and the calm before the storm is real.
​If you're out and about before the rest of the world wakes up (or when you finally roll out of bed), bob into The Kessen Bowl to say hello! Whether you need your morning emergency milk for a proper cuppa, beach essentials for a day by the sea, or a quick snack, we’ve got you covered. We're fully stocked with cold soft drinks, adult beverages, snacks, and local souvenirs.
​Pro tip: Don't forget to bob over to the Duck Stall outside the gallery to buy your entry for the grand Duck Race this Sunday! Buy a duck, root for your champion, and support a fantastic cause. 🦆🏁
​See you all soon—have a wonderful RNLI weekend!

Five years ago today, after an endless refurb that nearly broke our spirits (and our bank accounts), we finally opened t...
31/07/2026

Five years ago today, after an endless refurb that nearly broke our spirits (and our bank accounts), we finally opened the doors, looked at this stunning building, and collectively panicked: "Wait... we actually have to RUN this now?!" 😂
​The original Kessen Bowl had been going strong down the road since 2000, but Auntie Mo was the one who pointed at this place and said, "Yep, that's the one."
​Then Maureen stepped in for a year and a bit as our official parole officer 🤣🤣, making sure we didn't burn Uncle Maurice’s legacy to the ground or end up on the evening news.
​Fast forward 5 years and against all reasonable odds, we’re still here! A MASSIVE, bottom-of-our-hearts thank you to every single one of you who comes through the door, shops local, and keeps our lights on. We love our shop (roughly 95% of the time), we’ve made incredible friends, and honestly, you lot are actually alright for a bunch of customers 😉
​We hope Uncle Maurice is looking down having a good laugh at the madness of it all. Cheers to surviving another few years of absolute carnage! xx

🚨 EMERGENCY NOTICE: SECURE ALL DEBIT CARDS IMMEDIATELY. 🚨(Parents, this is not a drill. Close your eyes and step away fr...
24/07/2026

🚨 EMERGENCY NOTICE: SECURE ALL DEBIT CARDS IMMEDIATELY. 🚨
(Parents, this is not a drill. Close your eyes and step away from the toy store.) 💳💥
​Our latest shipment just arrived, and the sensory levels in here are completely out of control. If you like keeping money in your savings account, look away now.
​Here’s the breakdown of the damage:
​🧈 Butter Squishies (4oz & 14oz): The smoothest, most addictive squish on the planet. Warning: May cause extreme reluctance to share with your actual children.
​🥟 Dumplings (Standard & Mini): Adorable, ultra-squeezable, and guaranteed not to stick to the roof of your mouth.
​🧠 NeeDoh: We finally scored some of this magical, mind-soothing stuff everyone is obsessed with. Stock is CRITICALLY LIMITED, so beat the rush before the playground rumors start spreading!
​Come get your fix before your kids find out we have them—or just buy two so you don't have to fight over who gets the Butter! 🧈✨@

📦 SPECIAL DELIVERY ANNOUNCEMENT! 📦​We’re used to getting big deliveries of buckets, spades, and pocket money gliders at ...
14/07/2026

📦 SPECIAL DELIVERY ANNOUNCEMENT! 📦
​We’re used to getting big deliveries of buckets, spades, and pocket money gliders at the shop, but yesterday we received some highly exclusive, very limited-edition stock... We are officially grandparents! 🩵💙
​After a very fast emergency C-section yesterday, our two newest imports arrived:
​Axel Blue 🩵 (11:15am | 3lb 13.5oz)
​Ezra Grey 💙 (11:17am | 3lb 11oz)
​We’ve checked the inventory, and at under 4lbs each, they are currently smaller (and much quieter!) than our fluffy toy seagulls.
​Because they arrived a bit ahead of schedule, they are currently staying in the NICU "warehouse" for a little extra polishing and growing. They’ve got a bit of a long road ahead of them before they can officially be discharged and come home, but they are getting the absolute best care.
​Mum Caitlin is doing absolutely amazing, Josh is being a super dad, and we are so incredibly proud of them both.
​They’ve got some serious growing to do before they can help us test out the beach toys, but we are already so in love. Grow strong, sweet boys! ✨
​☀️ A quick update for our lovely customers:
We will be fully open for the summer starting this Saturday! Come down, say hello, and grab your buckets and spades. Just please forgive us if we look a little extra tired or extra happy behind the counter—we're currently trying to figure out where to stick the barcodes on these two! 🌊

🎵 IT’S COMING HOME... THE SOUVENIRS ARE COMING HOME! 🎵​(Apologies if this caption is written entirely in lowercase, the ...
12/07/2026

🎵 IT’S COMING HOME... THE SOUVENIRS ARE COMING HOME! 🎵
​(Apologies if this caption is written entirely in lowercase, the store manager is feeling incredibly delicate after Bellingham’s extra-time winner against Norway last night. Please do not slam the shop doors or speak in a high pitch.)
​We are shaking off the hangover and throwing open the doors next Saturday, July 18th, and we are tactically parking the bus right through until the beginning of September.
​Cue the intro music... but please keep the volume down... 🎸🩹
​(Verse 1)
We’ve been counting down the days,
Sweeping up the sandy floor.
Now the shutters are coming up,
On the Kessen gift store!
Thomas Tuchel’s at the wheel,
Jude is flying down the wing,
We’ve got the bucket hats and beach towels,
Ready for the songs you're gonna sing!
​(Chorus)
It’s coming home, it’s coming home,
Summer’s coming home!
(We’re in the semis!)
It’s coming home, it’s coming home,
Summer’s coming home!
​(Verse 2)
Everyone seems to know the score,
They’ve seen it all before.
They know we’ve got the giant inflatables,
And those postcards by the door.
Pickford’s breaking capping records,
Saka’s cutting inside sharp.
Grab your flags and buckets and spades,
Before the semi-finals start!
​(Chorus)
It’s coming home, it’s coming home,
Summer’s coming home!
​📋 The Match Stats:
​Kick-Off: Saturday 18th July (Doors open, no VAR checks needed)
​Extra Time: We are staying open right through until the beginning of September!
​The Venue: The Kessen Seaside Gift Store
​The Tactics: Dust off your Bellingham celebration, put on a Harry Kane shirt, grab a brand-new bucket and spade, and please bring some paracetamol.
​Don’t get caught offside. See you next Saturday! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏖️🏆

🚨 SQUISHY BUTTER EMERGENCY 🚨​I don't know what kind of secret squishy butter cult you guys are running, but clearing us ...
10/07/2026

🚨 SQUISHY BUTTER EMERGENCY 🚨
​I don't know what kind of secret squishy butter cult you guys are running, but clearing us out in less than a week is wild behavior.
​For the m**s at the top whom I promised a Facebook shoutout when the restock landed: THE EAGLE HAS LANDED. 🦅✨
​They are back on the shelves, but if history repeats itself (and it will), they’re going to vanish. Fast. Drop us a DM immediately to claim yours before you're left with FOMO!

We sometimes get asked why we aren't open more through the week. Usually, it's followed by a look that says, "Must be ni...
30/06/2026

We sometimes get asked why we aren't open more through the week. Usually, it's followed by a look that says, "Must be nice to only work three days a week!"
​Well, grab a cuppa, because we think it’s time for a proper chat about what actually goes on when the shutters go down.
​🏡 How We Got Dragged Into This (In a Good Way!)
​While we aren’t born and bred in Staithes, our hearts have been stuck here for over 20 years. We are a Bradford family (still proper Yorkshire, don't panic!) who fell head-over-heels for the village when Wayne’s late Uncle Maurice (RIP) and Auntie Mo brought us to stay at Toffee Crackle House.
​We bought a holiday home here two decades ago, spending 20 years speeding up the motorway between running our retail stores in Bradford and escaping to the coast. Now, we have The Kessen Bowl, living like locals in the apartment above the shop whenever we’re open.
​👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Meet the Circus (And the Ringmasters)
​We are a family of 5, but we’re currently expanding at an alarming rate.
​Me: The face of the shop. I’m the one doing the actual work on the floor while trying to look respectable.
​Wayne: The behind-the-scenes "expert." When he isn’t working a full-time job in the Electricity Industry, he is stressing over the crab buckets. According to Wayne, if they aren't positioned at a precise 45-degree angle, nobody will buy one. He also places endless stock orders for things I’m convinced he’s just making up.
​Caitlin (25): Our eldest, who is currently about to drop twin grandsons on us any second. Send help. 👶👶
​Blake (22): Who also works in the Electricity Industry. If your lights are on in Yorkshire, you can thank him and his dad. ⚡
​Lola (15): Our youngest. If you’ve seen a teenager walking around the village looking like she’d rather be literally anywhere else on Earth, wearing the classic "look at me and perish" teenage glare... that’s our Lola.
​🚚 The Myth of the "Day Off"
​When we pack up and drive back to Bradford, the real chaos begins. My "days off" consist of:
​Playing Delivery Driver: Driving around visiting wholesalers to pack the car full of stock for the next weekend.
​Crime Scene Investigation: Cleaning a house that has been left entirely "mum-unattended" for three days. (It’s a miracle it’s still standing).
​The Laundry Everest: Tackling a mountain of washing so massive I genuinely believe my children are changing outfits every 20 minutes just to spite me.
​🕒 The Opening Hours (And the Grand Plan)
​As you know, out of season the village can be ghost-town quiet. To balance the peace and quiet with the boys' jobs, the laundry crisis, and Lola’s school dates, we are currently open:
​95% of weekends (Thursday/Friday til Sunday)
​The whole of the school holidays
​...and we might even throw in a Wednesday if the British weather stops crying and the sun actually shines! ☀️
​The Master Plan: This isn't permanent! Once Lola reaches an age where she doesn't need parental supervision overnight without burning the house down, the plan is to open up more days through the week.
​Until then, we’re just a busy family trying to keep all the plates spinning without breaking any. We love Staithes, we love our customers, and we thank you from the bottom of our hearts for supporting our independent, slightly chaotic, family-run business! 🦀🪣✨

Apocalypse delayed! 🌧️⛈️​Seriously, what was that downpour? It got so dark I genuinely thought the universe was resettin...
26/06/2026

Apocalypse delayed! 🌧️⛈️
​Seriously, what was that downpour? It got so dark I genuinely thought the universe was resetting or I was slipping into a coma.
​But fear not, The Kessen Bowl is officially OPEN! 🎳🏖️
​The stock is a little sparse outside right now because nobody needs a bucket and spade in a monsoon, but as soon as this liquid sunshine dries up, the beach toys will be back out on parade. Come down and celebrate surviving the end of days!

☀️ IT’S A SCORCHER! (And our main freezer has officially quit its job) ☀️​The weather is absolutely beautiful, but our m...
25/06/2026

☀️ IT’S A SCORCHER! (And our main freezer has officially quit its job) ☀️
​The weather is absolutely beautiful, but our main ice cream freezer looked at the thermometer today, panicked, and went into early retirement. Excellent timing. 🙃
​But we refuse to let you melt! Our little under-counter backup freezer is currently fighting for its life blasting out Antarctic temperatures, so the stash is perfectly rock-solid. To clear it out, we are holding a £1 PANIC SALE.
​A single shiny quid gets you:
​🍦 Cornettos (Classics)
​🥤 Cola Calippos (Nostalgia in a tube)
​🍫 Choc Feasts (That solid chocolate core is fully intact)
​💎 Magnums (We only have a few, so they are basically currency at this point)
​⚠️ HOW TO PLAY: Because of our technical difficulties, the ice creams are hidden away like contraband. Please ask at the counter and we will covertly fish one out of the backup freezer for you.
​When they’re gone, they’re gone! Come exploit our appliance failure and cool down on the cheap. 🏃‍♂️💨

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