09/10/2026
October is when you find out whether the beard was a summer thing or a proper decision.
If it’s staying, it’s in for a hard few months. Cold wind outside, radiators on full inside.
The routine doesn’t need to be clever. Wash it properly. Oil it straight after the shower when it’s still a bit damp. Comb it through.
That’s all there is to it. We’d make it sound more complicated if we could.