Swinton late night pharmacy

04/08/2026

Apply to [email protected]
Pay depends on experience.

21/07/2026

An ear full of wax, and then a nice clean and healthy ear. The first you may hear (pun intended) about having blocked ears is if the gp has a look and tells you that your ears are disgusting.
But you don’t have to wait for the gp to insult your ear hygiene, you can book a clean at swinton pharmacy before the gp has a chance to call you out. And then show that doctor your lovely ear drum.
Besides giving the gp what for, you can also turn the volume down on the tv, thereby stopping your significant other from considering divorce.
So many reasons to book a clean.
Www.swintonpharmacy.com

09/07/2026

Last but not least, for those who haven’t met him, seen him or heard of him, here’s our delivery driver mike. He’s not a fan of facebook and even under threat of death, he would not consent to a photo for fb. So we asked chatgpt to mock up a photo of a tall skinny white bald guy with a smile that lights up a room…
Mike has been our loyal drug mule for several years, old people are particularly fond of him as he delivers their weekly crack…i mean blood pressure pills, which keeps them alive. Allowing them to torment our staff about why the doctor won’t prescribe more cocodamols.
Likes: sweet treats, tickles under the chin and people who answer the door quickly.
Dislikes: facebook, the postman, and people who are at the bingo or shopping when they have told him they’re housebound.
Please don’t ask him any questions, he just delivers your medicines.

04/07/2026

02/07/2026

Happy 41st birthday to our birthday queen Muddy.
He credits his youthful looks to a daily regime of shilajit, creatine and flirting with anything that moves.
He has a penchant for the older ladies, so any cougars, jaguars or sugar mamas in the area, please come and wish him a happy birthday to make his day.
On a serious note, our hardworking head pharmacist can be seen dishing out medication 6 days a week (he has a mortgage and 12 kids and 6 baby mamas to pay for), along with advice and presents a friendly face for our regulars.

29/06/2026

You met our wonderful ladies, now meet our handsome gentleman. The chap on the left is sahir, some of you may recognise him from when he turns up at your door with a bag of drugs. The exceptionally muscular gentleman on the right is our manager abs (abs by name and nature). Direct all your complaints to him.
They also work extremely hard to keep swinton supplied with medicines and everyone as happy as possible.
Yes ladies, they are also single.

19/05/2026

Meet our amazing team of women (looking amazing in their new uniforms) who work very hard to dispense prescriptions, prepare blister pack trays and serve patients every day to keep swinton ticking.
Left to right we have Amna, Caitlin, Natalie.

09/05/2026

We can check your testosterone levels with a simple blood test. If you are worried about this, we offer a phlebotomy service which can test for many other things such as low vitamin levels all the way to a full allergy test.
Book a test online at www.swintonpharmacy.com

02/04/2026

Please note
We are closed good friday and bank holiday monday. We are open as normal on Saturday and 8am-8pm on Sunday

17/03/2026

Meningitis is a serious disease, but luckily there are vaccines to prevent some forms of the infection. Book online on our website www.swintonpharmacy.com
For the meningitis ACWY vaccine. Absolutely essential for university students.

Meningitis can be very serious if not treated quickly.

The NHS website has all the information you need, including what to look out for and when to get medical help.

➡️ https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/meningitis/