Smutty Gifts & Smutty Cards

21/11/2024

Relive the good old days and buy some smuttycards on Ebay.

A6 format - which is 15 x 10cm / approx 5 x 4" or 2/3rd of a banana by about a 1/2. Professionally printed on industry standard weight card.

30/10/2022

OK, it's been quiet on here as I buggered off to be a proper artist for a while. Well, by proper artist I have been buggering things up for the post-apocalyptic follower of fashion.
I got pi**ed off with the wonky website so I turned it off in a fit of pique.
So, my Christmas cards are on Ebay. They're cheaper and so is the postage.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/str/smuttygifts/Christmas-Cards/_i.html?store_cat=39361676011

06/03/2022

It's Steak and Bl***ob Day next week!
We were the first to do a card for this auspicious day, and the first to do a scratch off card for it.
Buy some and I might design something new...

This is a card designed by a bloke. No catty, bitchy sh t like 'unlucky', etc. All have happy endings, one is happier than the others! Here you have to put your money where your mouth is.

26/04/2021

"Milk bottle wind up toy"
Yes, of course.

Bear with milk bottle wind up toy, USSR, 1950s

24/12/2020

I think that this might be appropriate this year.
Be dull, obey the government, don't lick windows.
Merry fu***ng Christmas folks!

28/11/2020

King takes queen.
Pawn or p**n?

02/11/2020

https://smuttycards.com/smuttycards/all_occasion_cards/christmas/covid

27/10/2020

Person.
Toiletperson.
We wouldn't want to get that wrong would we?