Desperate Gifts

04/12/2022

I think we're getting close to the most desperate gift ever! Even the tagline doesn't make sense. "Whilst while you work!" Whilst? Whistle? A piano doesn't whistle, and who works on the toilet?

Whilst while you work!

03/12/2022

Oh yes, Stan looks like he's living his best life, and he's clearly ready to assist you with any screwing jobs you may have.

This little fella gets sooooo excited when it comes to DIY. Happy Stan just loves a good screw; whether it is helping to wire a plug or taking a gadget apart! With 2 flat heads and a Phillips...

02/12/2022

We're still on the quest to find the ultimate desperate gift. How about this strong contender? Had a rough day? Just grab your pickle... and squeeze.

Buy Stress Pickle today at IWOOT. We have great prices on gifts, homeware and gadgets with FREE delivery available.

30/09/2020

Do you have a crush on someone in your HR department? Buy these appalling gifts for you co-workers... and get to spend much more time with your secret love!

Secret Santa/Christmas Present/Badge, Pen, Card & Mug Pack! The perfect pack for offending colleagues and mates in the Christmas spirit! Includes rude Mug, Pen, Card and Badge - that's Secret Santa sorted! Dishwasher safe 10oz mug.

29/09/2020

We're back for Christmas with this desperately sad gift option. Anybody fancy a COVID-19 plush toy? Nobody? Too soon? Yes, TOO SOON! There's no accounting for taste though...

It's quite incredible (and mildly terrifying!) how a bunch of tiny microbes can have such a profound impact on the world. You've been trying your very best to avoid it for the last few months, but now you can get your well-sanitised hands on COVID-19 - in cuddly plush form!

20/11/2019

I'm not sure I even have the words. OMG! What is this? Where did they find it?

Spicy bellend! No, its not an STD, its the organic produce from our super easy Grow A Dick Kit! This sassy little cube has a big surprise inside spoiler alert,

19/11/2019

Apparently the object of this ridiculously desperate game is to "shake the balls out of your box"! I know, sounds painful, right?
https://www.giftzone.co.uk/fizz-creations-twerk-pong-game

20/03/2018

One for the kinky web-designer in your life?

50 Shades of Grey in RGB HEX Codes • Also buy this artwork on apparel, stickers, phone cases, and more.

04/03/2018

This is quite a lot of money to make someone look utterly ridiculous!

Beautiful, luxurious and captivating new product of 2018! Impress your friends and family! Get around in style! Dont be shy, ask us a question! Product Description ---Parameters Material Aluminium alloy Motor brushless hub motor Moter vol...

23/02/2018

Mother's Day is coming up, so get organised before you get desperate!

Ladybird for grown ups!

12/02/2018

How much do you love your Valentine? Enough to buy them a £5000 bunch of 999 red roses? No, I didn't think so, me neither.

A flowing bouquet of Crazy blue Viborum berries with the loveliest red Naomi roses. Order now! London delivery.

22/01/2018

Well, doesn't this just sum things up nicely!? Enjoy your week! nhttps://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/525510894/i-hate-mondays-and-mornings-10oz-mug-cup

All items are created by Gift Base and exclusive to our store. We print all items ourselves in the UK. All orders are dispatched within one business day upon receipt of your order. Domestic orders are sent Royal Mail 48. European and other destinations orders are sent by Royal Mail Air Mail Standard...