27/09/2026
Wow! The support on this post is truly overwhelming and we are so grateful šš©·
šš RIGHT⦠Iāve just read this story and Iām sorry, but I am absolutely TEAM FLORIST on this one.
Apparently a Love Island winner went into an independent florist, spent Ā£20 on a bouquet, then took to social media to describe it as āpathetic.ā
Pathetic?! š
Iāve seen the bouquet. For Ā£20, there was absolutely nothing wrong with it!
Hereās a wee secret about florists that apparently needs explainingā¦
When you spend Ā£20, the florist doesnāt take Ā£20, skip through the shop and stick it straight in her purse. š
Thereās the flowers.
The foliage.
The wrapping.
The ribbon.
The staff.
The rent.
The electricity.
The VAT.
The wastage.
And the actual skill and years of experience of the person making it.
And after all thatā¦
YOU SPENT Ā£20, SON. ššš
You canāt walk into an independent florist with twenty quid and expect them to recreate the hanging gardens of bloody Babylon.
And considering youāve won Love Island and presumably have a few more pennies kicking about than the average person⦠maybe instead of secretly filming a small independent business and slagging them off onlineā¦
dig a wee bit deeper into your pocket. š
Want a £50 bouquet? Spend £50.
Want a £100 bouquet? Spend £100.
Spend £20?
Youāre getting a lovely Ā£20 bouquet. šš
Florists arenāt magicians. Although, to be fair, with what we manage to produce from some of the budgets weāre givenā¦
weāre no far bloody off it. ššø
High five to the florist for standing her ground. š
Independent florists everywhere are currently nodding so hard weāve all got whiplash. šš