The Profanity Shed

11/04/2026

I was just listening to a radio 4 podcast with about the decline in literacy .
I haven’t posted on here for ages and the show galvanised me into action. I have some new glow in the dark bookmarks that might help with the decline in literacy literacy … (I mean to boost book reading not help the decline)
Although this may symbolise the fall in intelligence - mostly mine - that I go from listening to radio 4 to making W***y bookmarks? One for the Moral maze!

***y

08/12/2025

An old favourite!
Just call me Fancy Festive F***y!
I’ve almost sold out this year!

03/11/2025

Lovely little hand stamped cards to send out with the next few orders of Festive F***y decorations
Livin’ the dream 😂
***y

18/02/2025

Looks like an interesting restaurant!
Vaj!

18/01/2025

Princess Puanani
Not to be confused with po***ni which has vulgar connotations
My inspiration is pua Nani which means beautiful flower 🌺 in Hawaiian

01/01/2025

Christmas sale! 15% off all things festive and f***y!

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09/12/2024

Etsy review!
I love this! What a fabulous way to spread the love with a festive F***y!
I love my customers!

***y

03/12/2024

Candy Cane Christmas…
Wondering what to call this new festive F***y tree decoration
I do love a bit of alliteration
Stuck for a suitable noun 😁😁😁
Any suggestions?

***y

14/11/2024

Santa’s Sack Hanging Ballble (see what I did there?)
Appliquéd Glitter felt testicles hanging decoration - complete with Santa Hat and a sorry spattering of Santa’s short and curlies. I do pluck them and sell them in miniature jars so it is hardly surprising they are in a sorry state! I can’t guareentee they wont fall out! Poor Santa.
Sure to draw attention to your Christmas tree.
Perfect Secret Santa gift.

Choose rose gold or silver (I guess it’s a temperature thing!)

11/09/2024

Mary Christmas Tree decoration!
Well it is September!
Mrs Claus and her Christmas Mary! Perfect for

***y one for the tree!

05/04/2024

I love the review - swipe to see!
Celebrating a with my hoop!