03/10/2013
Killer shayaris are back!!
Using ur brain is strictly
prohibited...
1) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar
gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon
ko maza aa raha hai,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis
Chala raha hai
3) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera
mehmaan,
and the award goes to
A.R.Rehman.
4) Manchester United mein khelta
hai ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir
chahta kya hain khooni"
5) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki
khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de
rubber
6) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
7) Na jeene ki aarzoo na marne ka
khauf..
The number you're trying is
currently switched off.
Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba
lo Naya godrej powder hair dye, bas
kaato gholo aur laga lo
9) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi
kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak
chaurasia AAJ TAK..
10) mehgai ke is daur mein karna
padta hai apne kharche par
kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna
padta hai apne kharche par
kabooo.. ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya
jano ramesh babu...
11) mein hoon yahan tu hai
wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai
wahan...
12) Blood donate karne se pehle
hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle
hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat
nachna....
13) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole
Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole
Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life
Jhingalala ..!!
14) Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek
sach..
Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
15) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe
kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe
kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to
market risk
16) Aatma Gayi Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer
Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
17) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe
paisa milega
hum CID se hain, koi apne jagah se
nahi hilega... :p :D