18/10/2015
"Thank you for calling Kenya,
Kenya will take your calls shortly.
Did you know that Kenya is located in East Africa where a wheelbarrow costs 109k,
facebook account opening ,
grass grows in 3 days,
gynaecologists are rapists,
court orders are ignorable
a footbridge costs 54m,
a gate costs 7m,
Tea costs 50m per year in a governors office,
Hospital curtains costs 7m,
a twitter account opened at 6m
and
the govt can't pay teachers......
I thought you should know.
Thanks for your time as you await more wonderful kenya's updates.
Kenya is a hotbed of wonders"