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Is a platform that provides inappropriate gifts with a strong emphasis on passive aggressive content rather than deliberate and upfront.

Communicating these inappropriate messages that people do not want to communicate themselves is our key USP.

17/09/2021

SPLIT PERSONALITIES

“Can’t seem to crack the surface, just butter up the bosses!”

Sometimes it’s just so hard to understand how the world works yet you want to show you are in control. We have a plan for you!

This bundle will surely show your assertiveness while masking your true intentions to butter up your bosses. There is never enough grease in those gears.

THE BOSS GRADE, SUGARFREE SHOE POLISH

THE OCD DESK MAT

14/09/2021

𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐒 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘

“Look Busy & Stay Germs Free!”

It’s 930am and it’s time to take a break! Let the notepad-looking-mousepad make you look busier than ever! Don’t show the hand sanitizer bottle though, people might just take you for drinking on the job!

This bundle is meant to save you from more work while keeping your hands sober from germs! Stay safe with the “Work and Germs Away” duo!

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝙈𝙁 𝙃𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙕𝙀𝙍 / 𝙭2 𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙨
𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 𝘽𝙐𝙎𝙔 𝙈𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀𝙋𝘼𝘿

09/09/2021

📌Choose your colour preferences.

Navy blue 💙
Carrying the blue symbolism associated with the darker shades of blue, navy conveys importance, confidence, power, and authority, as well as intelligence, stability, unity, and conservatism.

Black 🖤
Black's color meaning is symbolic of mystery, power, elegance, and sophistication.

Brown 🤎
Brown is often seen as solid, much like the earth, and it's a color often associated with resilience, dependability, security, and safety.

06/09/2021

Fit your everyday habits, featuring "ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴄᴅ ᴅᴇꜱᴋᴍᴀᴛ"

These dotted lines are here to help you ease your "Obsessive compulsive disorder" 😁

Shop now www.thebmfcompany.com and get up to 40% discount when you apply the 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘥𝘦 (familybmf20) 🔥

01/09/2021

“ᴀ ꜱᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇꜱꜱ”

Ever felt like you had an inner obsession to have a tidy desk? We all do to a certain degree. Having this mat will invigorate that desire to have things in place while also telling your pesky colleagues to leave certain things in place when near your desk.

On the other hand, if you just want to call out a colleague that's too for his or her own good, this would be a perfect companion during gift exchange days! Got those itching to get things in order.

𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘵! 𝘗𝘭𝘶𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦.

30/08/2021

“𝓓𝓸𝓷’𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴 𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭, 𝓱𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓼𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓽!”

Your handy, slacky mousepad.

Just the perfect tool to blend in society.

26/08/2021

"𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤"

Sometimes when you're busy as f**k with your daily work routine, you just want to get away from more work.

If you're one of those who are so caught up with work, maybe it pays to look busy so your manager knows you're up to your neck!

Yet, if you're one of those who just want to avoid work so you can pass the time to five, fear not! The BMF Company has designed a mousepad that makes you look really busy!

Just put thud next to your workstation or PC and send the hint out to your colleagues that you are just too busy to deal with any more work!

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝑩𝒖𝒔𝒚 𝑴𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒑𝒂𝒅]

24/08/2021

Disguise your productive today!

Your boss and colleagues won't even realize that is a mousepad.

Give others the impression that you are a busy, hardworking corporate highflyer.

18/08/2021

"A getaway without actually working hard"

The perfect tool for that someone who loves to act busy just to get away from work.

👏Minimal effort
📈Maximum results
💰Increase payday

16/08/2021

"ᴡᴏʀᴋ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʜᴏᴍᴇ, ꜱʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ"

The modern workspace may be minimalistic, but the 👀 "𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝙱𝚞𝚜𝚢 𝙼𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚍" will enhance your productive value in any situation.

Just like the booming 📈 crypto-currency market, you don't need a reason to see your value rise.

14/08/2021

Have you done your part❓

Well, if this was an "Olympic Sport" i think Malaysia would take home gold 🥇. Just simply we have nothing else to do, but stay at home and

Anyway, lets go... Malaysia 🇲🇾

Heyyy, popcat 🐈... take a chill pill. *(breath mint)

11/08/2021

✨HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS & INFLUENCE PEOPLE✨

"Always begin by giving praise to others first." - Dale Carnegie

The art of flattery is an essential skill to thrive in society today.

The "𝑩𝒐𝒔𝒔 𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝑺𝒉𝒐𝒆 𝑷𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉" is exactly what you need or get your colleagues one now. Make them feel like a boss.

⚠️Warning⚠️
𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩

Address

No 31, Level 3, Jalan Barat, Off Jalan Imbi, Kuala Lumpur
Kuala Lumpur
55100

Website

http://thebmfcompany.com/

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