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04/08/2014

A young boy met a very rich business man,he asked him,"sir what is the secret of ur success"?
D man repleid,"boy u ve to use ur no 6 in 6ways."
D boy was suprise and asked him,"sir how in 6ways."
He further replied, I do business 6 times in a year.
1. I sell bag of rice during christmass season.
2. I sell children clothes during children's day celebration.
3. I sell poultry during easter celebration period.
4. I sell condom during valentine day.
5. I sell indian h**p on bob marley's remembrance day.
So,u see why i am successful.
D boy ask, sir u ve nt tell me d 6th way.
He smile and said,i go on vacation.
D boy aske, vacation?to where.
He said yes, i normally go on vacation in jeil.

04/08/2014

.............§ "@¤%Best book%¤@" §...................

A booksaller contucting market survey, asked a women; which kind of book has helped you most in life?
She reply, my husband cheque book.

03/08/2014

Transparent.

Teacher: akpos what is transprent?
Akpos: transchildren.
Teacher faint.

02/08/2014

What is a valley.
Teacher: what is a valley?
Akpos: a valley is a long depression(or a low part) in d land between two higher parts ma.
Teacher: excellent answer akpos, give an example.
Akpos: d space between ur b***s, ma.
akpos is currently serving 1 mornth supession.

02/08/2014

A Billionaire
Two girl chatting in a taxi.
1st girl: what kind of man wll u wnt to ve?
2nd girl: A billionaire.
1st girl: what if he has money less to billion?
2nd girl: Even if he has a milliom, it's okey.
1st girl: if nt?
2nd girl: even if he has 500,000 naira it's okey, nt bad.
Me, who was sitting behind, say to d 1st girl "when she reaches 100 naira please wake me up."

02/08/2014

You eexpectations shall nt b cut off.
You shall attend a very high zenit in ur endavour.
You shall be called favour for u will recieve favour round about u.
Success shall be ur possion.
This month of autust in d mighty name of jesus christ amen! Type amen to claim it. Like our page

01/08/2014

gud day frnds

01/08/2014

May the almighty God protect all my good friends from this deadly virus called ebola virus in jesus mighty amen.

29/07/2014

What do we ve to say to our belove patriotic mother,wife,aunt,sister and daugther. As for me i will say my belove icon and patriotic sister i love u.

29/07/2014

29/07/2014

This is my country.which country is that? nigeria of course.