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22/12/2022

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12/12/2022

Post It came late but the blessings never comes late. Happy Sunday from us to y’all out there 😇😇🥰🥰🥰❤️.Praise John Slim

02/11/2022

No one : ……..
Student : (yawning🥱 in class)
Lecturer : swallow me ooo
Student : I no Dey chop goat 😒😒

12/10/2022

I dey vex for all of Una for here 😡

I don’t really like what am seeing in this platform, and i want to say it out to the hearing of every participant here now and this is the final time i will repeat it, i won’t say it again NEVER,😠
That I play with people and also try to be friendly doesn’t mean I don’t know my age.🧔🏻🧔🏻

If this ever happens again I will quit posting here for life. I am serious here and I can be very blunt at times u can ask people that knows me very well.👬👫
I don’t hide my feelings at all as long u are not feeding me and my family. If I know something I say it out and don’t keep it for any reason.
I am so surprised 😮😮 that u all know but just refused to say it out which is unfair on my part as an active member. Despite my participation here, it’s unfair na.
Let it be the last time things like dis will happen here pls.
i make friends but don’t mind turning dem to enemies the next minute.
How on earth will you all know and not tell me that *Coconut and bread dey sweet like dis ?😭😭
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09/10/2022

A lecturer explains marketing to his students:

1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" ...
- That's Direct Marketing.

2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him!"
- That's Advertising.

3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can I marry you?"🙄
- That's Brand Recognition.

4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.😱
- That's Customer Feedback.

5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
And she introduces you to her husband. 😛
- That's Demand and Supply Gap.

6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and before you say: "I m rich, Marry me!",
Then your wife arrives.😳
- That's Restriction for Entering New Markets.

Thank you class 🚶🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️😄
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Samuel Hillary

07/10/2022

07/10/2022

I Boarded A Taxi Going Home this evening and Before The Taxi Took Off, i Saw one of my wives entering A Lodge With Another Man.... I Quickly asked The Taxi Driver, "Do You Want To Make 50,000 naira In Few Mins?".😩

The taxi Man Happily Answered, "Of Course Sir, What can I Do For You?"

I answered "Here Is A Photo Of My wife, Go Inside That Lodge And Get Me My Stupid wife while Pulling Her By Her Hair"

But Few Mins later i Was Surprised To See The Taxi Driver dragging Out A Different Woman From The Lodge, Slapping And Kicking Her Terribly And The Woman Was Screaming🙉

I Shouted At The Taxi driver, " Noo!!! Leave That Woman Alone, She's Not my Wife"😦

The taxi Driver Answered "Relax Sir, This One Is My own wife, Hold her For Me While I Go Get Your own wife😹
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Samuel Hillary

07/10/2022

A LADY'S phone INBOX
1..I love you dear (Kingsley)
2..Can I take you out tonite? (Andrew)
3..I always feel bad when I see you with another man (Fred)
4.. Sweetie don't forget the trip (MD)
5..Darling, have you seen the credit I sent u? (Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for you to be by my side (Evans)
7..Consider it done (Minister)
8..Baby, check your accoubal and call me back(Chairman)

A GUY'S PHONE INBOX:..

1..Your data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told you am geting married(Jane)
3..Don't you dare call me again, idiøt(Patricia)
4..I’m warning you for the last time oo (Landlord)
5..Brother I’m still expecting the money for the admission form (young bro)
6..My son, how are you? Please send us some money (Mama)
7..I haven't seen my period for 2 months (Neighbour's daughter)..
..and u expect us to gain weight🥺
Howwww?? 😭😭
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I remain your married man 💞

Samuel Hillary III

06/10/2022

Today I asked my wife to give me N5000💰 to buy a couple of beer.🍺

Truly speaking, I'm that one guy who hate bathing, so my wife said she will give me the money on one condition.💁🏼

She said "Go and bath. I have already put some warm water in the bathroom".🚿

I went in there and applied some Vaseline on my body and then do my own things.🧴

After few minutes, I rushed out where she was sitting with the kids and said "I'm done bathing, where's my Money?"🤷‍♂️

They all looked at me and started laughing😂

I was very surprised and getting angry at the same time😡

Then one of my kids said... "You clearly didn't bath Dad

Because the money is right under the soap".😭
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06/10/2022

I was on my own trying to think about my life when union bank sent me this message:

"Dear Consumer....
we warned you 5 years ago and we are
here to warn you again.
Your bank account with
balance of: N-0.015 has been
restricted and
banned due to the
instruction by CBN
regarding Bank Verification
Number
You will no longer be able
to deposit or withdraw
money from your bank
account.

Please kindly return our
withdrawal booklet
and the ATM Card we issued
you as you
could not even be kind
enough to come and
verify your account after we
opened it free of charge
for you and still dashed you
N1000 as bonus
which you withdrew
immediately without
leaving a dime for us.

We do not want to involve
the police in this
matter because na God go
punish you and we swear;
we will not warn you again,
so just respect yourself and
return all the bank
documents we gave you b4 chineke akpo gi oku there.
Idiot😭😭"

Your's faithfully...
Union bank of Nigeria
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Samuel Hillary

04/10/2022

A LADY'S phone INBOX

1..I love you dear (Kingsley)
2..Can I take you out tonite? (Andrew)
3..I always feel bad when I see you with another man (Fred)
4.. Sweetie don't forget the trip (MD)
5..Darling, have you seen the credit I sent u? (Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for you to be by my side (Evans)
7..Consider it done (Minister)
8..Baby, check your account bal and call me back(Chairman)

A GUY'S PHONE INBOX:..

1..Your data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told you am geting married(Jane)
3..Don't you dare call me again, idiøt(Patricia)
4..I’m warning you for the last time oo (Landlord)
5..Brother I’m still expecting the money for the admission form (young bro)
6..My son, how are you? Please send us some money (Mama)
7..I haven't seen my period for 2 months (Neighbour's daughter)..
..and u expect us to gain weight🥺
Howwww?? 😭😭
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Samuel Hillary

03/10/2022

Laugh out 😂😂

1.. Nothing takes longer than church announcement when you are hungry 😏😂😂

2..Girls shaa..😏
They will be the one to be forcing their boyfriend to ShopRite.. and they will be the one to be advicing their brothers not to waste money on any girl, that they are dubious 🙆..
Auntie..are you crazy??🙄

3.. An economics teacher was explaining something in the class..
TEACHER: for example,Samuel was poor..
Samuel: I can't be poor 🙅
TEACHER: that's why I said for example..
Samuel: even in the example..I can't be POOR 😏
😂😂😂

4... BOY: it's over 🙅
GIRL: I taught you said I was the girl of your dream??🤔
BOY: Yea!!.. but I woke up 😂😂

5.. when I thought I have seen it all..
I met a lady crying and I asked her what was wrong, she said she was doing rehearsal for marriage proposal 🙆😂😂

6.. call a lady "BABY".. and she will become happy..
But, tell her that she is behaving like a child.. she will become angry 🙈
Is baby not a child?🤷
😂😂😂

7.. on my wedding day,I will hire someone to dance with my wife while I do the money picking my seff 🙅..

I don't trust anybody anymore..🙈😂😂

8..am still keeping my Ex pictures..🙈
I want to show my kids who delayed their arrival 😋😂😂

9)..if she wears Bra backwards first and then slide it around..my brother, marry that woman..she can change your urgly story 😂😂

10.. the way I love my BAE eehn..
I will not even stress her to carry Belle 🙈.. I will give another girl belle to carry for her 😋😋😂😂

11.. 4month ago,
I started poultry farm,I bought 8 chicken and
Am proud to say that I have eaten all of them 😋😂😂

12.. someone will see me talking anyhow here on Facebook and conclude that I'm a very bold person..🙈
Not knowing that my shyness is 14 raise to power 6🙈😋😋
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