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30/03/2023

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27/03/2023

This world is currently on another level! King of Bahrain arrived Dubai with Robot bodyguard. Talk about the 4th industrial Revolution. It can speak 6 languages. It can rescue him literally carry him from mobs. It can physically fight, chase, shoot. It's armed with an electric teaser, an undisclosed 360 degrees camera system secondary to a set of infrared cameras, 3 hidden machine guns with enough ammunition to fight 1050 men and a laser guided sniper machine gun. It also carries the medications and water. The guard cost about US $7.4 million. Ekùn, éèrî.

26/03/2023

HAVE YOU SEEN IT??? RATE THE MOVIE!

Box Office: ‘John Wick: Chapter 4’ Unloads Impressive $29.4 Million Opening Day

John Wick: Chapter 4” sees Reeves return as the notorious assassin, hellbent on freeing himself from the jurisdiction of the quasi-religious, all-powerful High Table. In his way are a series of new enemies, faces from the past and a Frenchman with a penchant for torture. Series newcomers Donnie Yen, Bill Skarsgård, Hiroyuki Sanada, Shamier Anderson, Rina Sawayama and Scott Adkins join an ensemble of returning players, including Ian McShane, Laurence Fishburne and Lance Reddick, who died at the age of 60 earlier this month.

Yeah, we’re thinking he’s back. “John Wick: Chapter 4” is firing off a franchise-best opening weekend at the domestic box office, eyeing a finish that could stretch north of…

25/03/2023

Who else likes watching these audition videos ???

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25/03/2023

Appeal court grants Peter Obi’s request to serve petition on Tinubu

The Court of Appeal in Abuja, on Friday, granted permission to Labour Party’s presidential candidate, Peter Obi, to serve his petition challenging the February 25, 2023, Presidential election.

The Court of Appeal in Abuja, on Friday, granted permission to Labour Party's presidential candidate, Peter Obi, to serve his petition challenging the

25/03/2023

THE DAY WILL STILL COME!!! Meanwhile we go chop this one before then,,….,,,,……

25/03/2023

*Headache & testicles:*

Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years.

He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor.

The Doctor says, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.

The bad news is that it will require removing your testicles.

You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.

The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe is shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.

He had no choice but to go under the knife. The surgery cost him £15,000.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a Men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new Suit.'

He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new Suit.'

The elderly Tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 would fit fine.

Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years sir!' the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fitted perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'

Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'

Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years sir.'

Joe tried the shirt and it fitted perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new Underwear?'

Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure..'

The salesman said, 'Let's see..... size 36.

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! You got it wrong this time! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old..'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34 sir. A size 34 would press your Testicles up against the base of your spine and give you hell of a Headache.'
😲😲😲

😰
Surgery - £15000 😕
New underwear - £6 😏

😱Second Opinion-😱

PRICELESS😎

*WHICH MEANS,IF HE HAD SOUGHT FOR MORE OPINIONS,ALL HE NEEDED WAS JUST TO CHANGE THE SIZE OF HIS PAINTS*

Always take second opinion before accepting or taking any decisions. Your decision might never be reversible.

*Food for thought!!!*

25/03/2023

In ancient Greece, women were forbidden to study medicine for several years until someone broke the law.
Born in 300 BCE, Agnodice cut her hair and entered
Alexandria medical school dressed as a man. While walking the streets of Athens after completing her medical education, she heard the cries of a woman in labour.
However, the woman did not want Agnodice to touch her although she was in severe pain, because she thought Agnodice was a man. Agnodice proved that she was a woman by removing her clothes without anyone seeing and helped the woman deliver her baby.
The story would soon spread among the women and all the women who were sick began to go to Agnodice. The male doctors grew envious and accused Agnodice, whom they thought was male, of seducing female patients. At her trial, Agnodice, stood before the court and proved that she was a woman but this time, she was sentenced to death for studying medicine and practicing medicine as a woman.
Women revolted at the sentence, especially the wives of the judges who had given the death penalty. Some said that if Agnodice was killed, they would go to their deaths with her. Unable to withstand the pressures of their wives and other women, the judges lifted Agnodice's sentence, and from then on, women were allowed to practice medicine, provided they only looked after women.
Thus, Agnodice made her mark in history as the first Greek female doctor, physician and gynecologist. This plaque depicting Agnodice at work was excavated at Ostia, Italy.

Source: Science Explorist

Don't fail to start, you might be what the world or a new generation is looking forward to, life is not always about you but about others that your decisions may shape

08/03/2023

Embrace Equity is the theme for this year’s IWD. Let’s promote gender equity through COLLABORATION, INCLUSION and EMPOWERMENT of all genders.

Women are the Real Super Heroes 🦸‍♀️
Keep Winning!
Stay Strong!
Don’t stop shining!