06/03/2025
Laugh
1.If you have been buying her airtime but she doesn't call you or reply latelyπ...
Don't get upset bro,even the one who bought the phone for her has been blocked πππππ
2.About 70% of child's intelligence is acquired from the motherπ
So take a look at your girlfriend very well...are your children safe or glory be to Godππππ
3. A sixteen years old girl called you fool and you're happy smilingππ
What's funny about this Uncleπππ
4.Beyonce's net worth is 850 million dollars with 22 Grammies and over 100 million album sales and still forgive Jay Z when he cheats...
And you with your two panties won't make person rest π³ππππ
5.Stop crushing on peoples boyfriends... tell your boo to bath well, dress well,eat balance diet and stay away from w**d and tramadolπΆπΆ
I'm home come and beat me!!ππππππ
6.Tall girls are naturally calm and gentle... they quickly apologize when they go wrong... but you see those malt bottlesπ³...fogerrit bro ππ³πππ
7.You go to Europe for just three months and come back with a bleached skin...when we ask you you say it's because of the weatherππ
Do you really know how many years Ngolo Kante,Paul Pogba and Akon has live there??πππΆ
ADDITIONAL
I.Lecturer: the textbook is 1,500
Satan:tell your father it's 5,000
Me:Dad the textbook is 15,000
Satan:ππ³π³π³
II.My girlfriend just posted a picture and I commented and she replied "thanks bro"ππ
Nothing can stop me from fainting today oo!!π₯ππππ
III.Instead of you tagging me with 99 others, why don't you host a crusadeππ
IV.Some girls can be funny oo Chaiiππππ
So because your crush moved to your area you now wear heels to fetch waterπππππππ
WHAT IS STINGINESS
Stinginess is the process whereby the person reading this post laugh uncontrollably but won't like or comment because they'll loose 0.05kb of dataππ
Gimme my like, I tried ππ
Please don't go without foll0wing reacting π