The Cleanest Horse

13/09/2026

🐴 IS YOUR HORSE STILL IMPERSONATING A YETI?

🌱Spring is here,but the winter coat, scurf and that saddle pad full of hair may not have received the memo. 😂

Our no-faff spring reset is simple:
1️⃣ Shed it, Hairy Pony Grooming Block for almost everyone; Metal Shedding Brush for the genuine woolly mammoths.

2️⃣ Wash it, Lisa’s secret Tydee Equineshine stash versus Sally’s minty Eco Horse Charcoal favourite…with Bubblegum for those who like bath day a little sweeter.

3️⃣ Lift it, HSE Hot Oil brings out the shine, pulls lingering scurf to the surface and doubles as a diluted grooming spray.

4️⃣ Polish it, NTR Embrace Sisal Brush for gold-star grooming, followed by Canter Coat Shine when you want to go the whole hog.

For the full step-by-step deep dive guide,
and all our genuinely rated products,are now on the blog:
👉 https://www.thecleanesthorse.co.nz/blogs/tack-shop-saddlery-tips/winter-coat-be-gone-spring-coat-reset

🦣Less winter wool. More spring shine. ✨

horsecare

06/09/2026

✨ FROM TACK TRAGIC TO TACK-TASTIC ✨
Your tack has survived winter. Now let’s make it show-ring-ready,without conducting a full-scale living room floor production line.

The golden rule?

🧼 Clean first: Belvoir Step 1 lifts the dirt, sweat and grease.

✨ Condition second: Belvoir Step 2 nourishes, protects and brings back the shine.

🧴 Extra dry or tired leather? Bring in Belvoir Leather Balsam for the deeper treatment.

🧤 And for when your boots looked clean until you walked through the warm-up… keep the resealable Belvoir Tack Cleaning Mitts in your ring bag or fatmax for quick tack and boot touch-ups.

We’ve pulled together our simple spring leather reset, including the pre-season safety checks that are much better done at home than beside the ring.

Read the full guide and shop our go-tos here:
🔗 https://www.thecleanesthorse.co.nz/blogs/tack-shop-saddlery-tips/your-spring-show-season-leather-reset

Clean first. Condition second. Put your best boot forward.

ShowSeason

31/08/2026

Snip ✂️ Scrub 🫧 Oil ✨ Clip
It’s a tough gig being the emotional-support mini, and Lord Louie takes his job VERY seriously… 😂

With spring shows on the radar, it was time for a full trim-up to reveal that svelte little form hiding underneath all the fluff. 🫣✂️

Out came the Hairy Pony Tail Trimming Scissors, ecohorsenz Bubblegum Shampoo, HSE Hot Oil and the clippers👨‍🦲.

And the pièce de résistance… a brand-new Horseware Ireland rug (yes we CAN get little sizes too). 💙

From slightly feral to absolutely fabulous - look out, spring shows. Lord Louie is coming, to eat his haybag and stand at the float modeling good behavior! 👑😇

EcoHorse HairyPony HSE

30/08/2026

❄️ BANISH THE BALD BITS 👨‍🦲

Winter rugs have done their job, but they can sometimes leave behind the odd rubbed shoulder, patchy coat or slightly bald bit.

⏳️With spring show season creeping closer, now is the time to spot them and start sorting them!

🩹First things first: if the skin is pink or tender, reach for a topical antiseptic and let it heal before applying any hair-growth products.

Once the skin is healthy, our go-tos are:
🧈 HSE Batana Butter for targeted bald patches
✨ HSE HG Serum or Hairy Pony Hair Repair to encourage healthy regrowth
💙 Carr & Day & Martin Canter Coat Shine sprayed daily to help reduce friction
🦺 A Gateshead rub vest to prevent further damage
☔ A well-fitting rug,we LOVE Horseware Ireland for their secure fit with less slipping, shoulder rubbing and mane damage.

Prevention really is better than cure.

Gateshead rub vests last for years and are well worth the investment, and as Gateshead agents, we can help with ordering and sizing.

Read the full Banish the Bald Bits guide and shop our tried-and-tested favourites here:
🔗 https://www.thecleanesthorse.co.nz/blogs/tack-shop-saddlery-tips/banish-winter-horse-rug-rubs

Because nobody wants to reach the first show of spring and discover winter has left their horse looking a little moth-eaten! 🫣🐴

EquestrianNZ

26/08/2026

🎉 ONE EPIC FIRST YEAR… 🐴✨

It’s been a BIG 12 months since The Cleanest Horse opened its doors—and its website! 👩‍💻

In that time, we’ve:

🧴 Sold a whopping 352 litres of shampoo

🖤 Sent out 120 bottles of hoof black

☔ Covered New Zealand in Horseware Ireland rugs, from Northland to Northern Southland and everywhere in between

🤍 🤎 Adopted one small emotional-support pinto, and become huge fans of one much larger one. We’ll forgive him for not liking the rain…

🛍️ Taken our shop-in-a-horse-float to three epic events, with three more already planned for spring

🐴 Sold more false tails than anyone probably cares to admit, both here and across the ditch. Tails so good nobody needs to know they’re falsies…

👖 Sold so many pairs of two-tone BARE tights that the RAS got its knickers in a knot

🌧️ Taken Dannevirke Showing champs by storm, in an actual storm, with our shopping, hilarity and banter (came away with a swag of ribbons too 🎀

And somehow turned one wee brown Thoroughbred into a full-blown community horse.🤎🫏

One horse. Three ways. 🫣😂

Fair to say, these are all milestones in one pretty epic first year!👏

⏳️Now spring show season is coming, we want to make sure you’re ready to put your best hoof forward, rather than being left floundering in the last of the winter mud.

📆 Every Sunday night, we’ll be sharing the products we genuinely use, the tricks we’ve learnt and the advice we wish someone had shared with us.

Rug rubs, spring coats, white socks, tack care, plaits, false tails, show-day shine and float-packing madness, we’ve got you.

First up this Sunday:

👋 BANISH THE BALD BITS

No gatekeeping. No high horses. Just well-presented ones.

📩 Make sure you’re on our email list:
www.thecleanesthorse.co.nz

From paddock to podium, we’re helping keep standards, not secrets🤫.

26/08/2026

Well, that was one VERY busy weekend! 🐴🛍️✨

A huge thank you to everyone who stopped by our little shop-in-a-horse-float during Marlborough Trophy Dressage and Top of the South Eventing, whether you came in for a browse, grabbed a bargain, asked for advice or simply popped in for a chat.

We absolutely loved being back in the thick of Pony Club life: beautiful horses, fabulous riding and two cracking days of dressage and eventing at Marlborough Equestrian Park.

A massive thank you to the organisers, volunteers, judges and helpers who put together such a brilliant weekend—and to every rider, parent and supporter who backed our wee local business.

We came home with a much lighter float, so thank you all for your support! 💕

Dressage Saturday. Eventing Sunday. Shopping all weekend.

Thanks for having us, we had an absolute ball going back to Pony Club! 🥰

21/08/2026

We’re reliving our Teenage Dream this weekend with a trip back to Pony Club🐴🩷
The Cleanest Horse is heading to Marlborough Equestrian Park for a weekend of Dressage & Eventing!

💃 Saturday – Marlborough Trophy Dressage
🐎 Sunday – Top of the South Eventing
🛍️ Shopping – EVERY day

And with gorgeous new spring stock on the way, we’re clearing the decks, so there’ll be LOTS of specials and bargains to be had! 🌸🩷

Come find us, have a chat, shop the specials and enjoy a weekend of Pony Club action.

Turns out we’re still living the Teenage Dream… just now with a shop in a horse float in tow. 😂🐴🛍️

05/08/2026

Starting to think about getting your little ones sorted for the upcoming season?
We have these Bare Babes tights available now in all the cute wee sizes ❤️ Vanilla or Stone.

https://www.thecleanesthorse.co.nz/products/bare-babes-competition-wear-stone-competition-tights

https://www.thecleanesthorse.co.nz/products/bare-babes-competition-wear-vanilla-competition-tights

Everything you love about BARE Performance tights, tweaked to make the perfect Competition attire for the littlest riders! Created based on our best selling competition and performance tights, you can expect BARE's same quality and perfect fit for your little minis. These competition tights feature:...

31/07/2026

🎉🎂 IT'S OUR 1ST BIRTHDAY... SO WE'RE SHARING THE PRESENTS! 🎂🎉

One for you... and one for your horse. 😉

To celebrate turning ONE, we're clearing the shelves before all the exciting new Spring stock arrives.

🎁 30% OFF all in-stock bridles
🌈 30% OFF selected PS of Sweden saddle pads (all the colours of the rainbow!)
👕 40% OFF PS of Sweden & Bare show shirts

Once they're gone... they're gone!

It's the perfect excuse to grab that bridle you've been eyeing up, add another saddle pad (because can you ever have too many? 🤭), or treat yourself to a new show shirt.

🏇 Get the jump on the competition before the season kicks off.

⏰ Sale ends Monday night, so don't dilly dally!

💻 Discount automatically applied at checkout. No codes, no fuss.

🛒 Shop online or send us a message if you need a hand choosing.

Happy Birthday to us... and happy shopping to you! 🥂🐴💛