Trash Palace

12/06/2026

11/06/2026

🚨 BARGAIN ALERT FROM THE TREASURE JUNGLE 🚨

Step right up, deal hunters and curious wanderers… we’ve got goodies that’ll make your wallet do a happy little dance 💃

🪑 Rocking chair – $20 (perfect for dramatic staring into the distance or pretending you’re in a movie scene)
🪑 Wooden chairs – $10 each (buy one… or start a council meeting, we don’t judge)
🍽 Large wooden table – $40 (big enough for dinner, puzzles, or avoiding your responsibilities)
☕ Tea & Sugar jars – $15 for both (because they’re besties and refuse to be separated)
🍰 Large round glass cake plate – $15 (cake not included… but highly encouraged)
💻 Lenovo PC – $62 (work, games, or 47 open tabs you swear you’ll get back to)

Whether you came for one thing or accidentally leave with five… we welcome you with open arms and questionable self-control 😄

Pop in, have a browse, and let the bargains choose YOU 👀

10/06/2026

🚨 MIDWEEK BARGAIN ALERT 🚨

Your wallet just texted… it said:
“PLEASE go to Trash Palace 😭💸”

We heard it loud and clear 👇

🍽 Dining Table – $35 (family dinners just upgraded)
🗄 Drawers – $30 (goodbye chaos, hello organisation-ish)
🛒 Draw Trolley – $20 (roll your problems away)
💡 Lamp – $30 (light up your life… literally)
🐘 Elephant Wall Hanging – $15 each (big vibes only)
🍲 Big Pot – $30 (soup season? boil up, legend)

Honestly… at these prices it feels a little illegal (but we checked, it’s not 😉)

Bring the car, bring a mate, bring self-control… actually nah, leave that at home.

📍 Trash Palace Porirua
♻️ One team. One mission. Less waste. MORE BARGAINS!

First in, best dressed… and yes, we mean that literally too 😏

09/06/2026

Hi everyone

We are currently unable to take Polystyrene recycling at the moment. Will be back up and going by the Friday the 12th.

Sorry for any incovenience.

08/06/2026

📣 OI YOU! Yeah… you scrolling like a pro 👀

We need your brain for a hot minute 🧠🔥
(No tools required. No heavy lifting. Snacks optional but encouraged.)

At Trash Palace, we’re always cooking up ways to be better, cheaper, cooler, and slightly more legendary 😎♻️
BUT… we need YOUR thoughts to make it happen!

👉 Got ideas?
👉 Got opinions?
👉 Got something you’ve been dying to tell us (nicely… please 😅)?

Fill out our quick survey and help shape the future of bargains, recycling, and all-round awesomeness!

💬 Take a moment, have your say, and become part of the master plan.

Because honestly… we don’t just want to guess what you want…
we want to absolutely nail it 💥

👇 Click the survey and let it rip!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSejCDbu5ere0PTALUKJ7DjDARdCqS7O6A58yhIk68ENUTM1jQ/viewform?usp=dialog

07/06/2026

🚨 MONDAY MOOD: SPEND LESS, SMILE MORE 😎💸

Why cry about Monday when you can thrift your way through it? We’ve got deals hotter than your morning coffee (and way cheaper too 👀):

🪵 Oak Cabinet – $120 (sturdy enough to survive your life choices)
🌞 Outdoor Table & Chair Set – $70 (BBQ season is calling your name)
🧥 Jacket Rack – $30 (finally… no more chair-drobe chaos)
💻 Laptop – $159 (work, play, or just look busy)
☕ Jug & Cup Set – $45 (tea tastes better when it’s fancy)
🪝 Wall Hooks – $15 (hang it up… literally)

💥 One team. One mission. LESS WASTE, MORE BARGAINS! 💥

📍 20 Broken Hill Road, Porirua
Come grab a deal before someone else beats you to it… we’ve seen elbows thrown over a $15 hook 😅

05/06/2026

🚨 TRASH PALACE FLASH SALE: THE "STOP LOOKING AT MY STUFF" EDITION! 🚨Listen up, Bargain Hunters! Trash Panda 🐼 and Binx the Bargain Cat 🐈‍⬛ are out here in the pouring rain guarding these absolute steals. We are literally drowning in deals today, and our boss said if we don't clear some space, we have to sleep in the recycling bin. Help us out!Check out these absolute gems looking for a good home:
Brown Bookcase ($25): Perfect for holding all those books you swear you’re going to read this year. Or just use it to display your massive collection of random cords you can’t throw away. We don't judge.
📚TV Cabinet ($70): A majestic throne for your television. It features actual doors so you can quickly hide all your messy clutter when guests unexpectedly knock.
📺Benchtop Oven ($30): For when you want to cook a pizza but walking all the way to the big oven feels like a marathon. Small, mighty, and ready to melt cheese. 🍕Serving Bowl ($20): Classy enough to make a $2 bag of potato chips look like a gourmet culinary experience at your next dinner party.
🥑Foot Stool ($10): Put your feet up! Or use it to reach that top shelf you’ve been avoiding. Your ankles will thank you.
🦶Buckets ($5): They hold water. They hold tools. They hold your tears when you realize you missed out on all these other deals. Standard bucket stuff!
🪣One Team. One Mission. Less Waste. More Bargains!Don't just talk bargains, come live them! Race down to the Palace before Binx claims the foot stool as a permanent nap spot. First in, first served! 🏃‍♂️💨