Trash Palace

07/09/2026

🛒 BREAKING NEWS: My belongings have decided they want new roommates. They're staging a peaceful protest until someone adopts them.

🔥 Today's Super Serious Bargains:
🗄️ Cupboard - $25 (Keeps your snacks hidden from "just one more biscuit" syndrome.)
📚 Shelf - $30 (Finally gives your "I'll read it one day" books somewhere to wait.)
🐕 Kennel - $40 (Perfect for a dog... or that family member who keeps stealing your chips.)
🖥️ Samsung Monitor - $50 (Displays spreadsheets, Netflix, and your life choices in glorious detail.)
🐰 Bunny - $2 (Yes, TWO DOLLARS. At this price, the bunny is basically judging me for poor financial decisions.)
☕ Thermos - $10 (Keeps coffee hot long enough to forget where you put it.)

Everything is priced to disappear faster than leftovers in a shared fridge.

First in, first served. No holds unless you're holding cash. 💸

Message me before I accidentally convince myself I need to keep everything. 😂

05/09/2026

03/09/2026

🛒 CLEAR-OUT SALE! 🛒

My garage has officially filed for independence, so it's time for this stuff to find new homes! 😂

🔹 Monitor (faulty, great for parts or if you're an electronics wizard) - $40
🛴 Electric Scooter (untested... could be your next bargain or your next adventure) - $80
🍺 Brewing Bucket - $10
🪑 Table - $10
🪑 Chairs - $5 each
🪵 Long Bench Seats - $40 each (Only 5 left!)

Everything is priced to disappear faster than free pizza at a staff meeting. 🍕

First in, best dressed.

31/08/2026

🪑 Monday has arrived... and so have the bargains! 🎉

If your wallet is still recovering from the weekend, we've got furniture that's cheaper than shouting your mates a round of coffees. ☕😅

🔥 Today's deals:
• Small Chairs: $5 each (yes, FIVE bucks!)
• Exercise Bench: $50 💪
• Desk: $25 🖥️
• Hugo Lights: $10 each 💡
• Large Seats: $40 each (Only 4 left... they're disappearing faster than biscuits in the staff room!)
• Couch: $35 🛋️

Whether you're furnishing a flat, upgrading the garage, or just adopting another chair because it looked lonely, we've got you covered.

📍Get in quick before someone else sits on your bargain first!

29/08/2026

28/08/2026

🌟 Fresh Finds Have Landed at Trash Palace! 🌟

Your wallet called... it wants a day off. 😄

Here's what's waiting for a new home:

🖥️ Corner Desk... $60
☕ Coffee Table... $25
🐚 Beautiful Sea Shell Box... $10
🪑 Stands... $20 each
🏀 Basketball Hoop... $20

These bargains won't hang around. They're faster than someone saying, "I don't need it... but it'll look perfect at my place!" 🤣

Pop in, grab a treasure, and give pre-loved goodies a second chance. 🌏💚

♻️ Rethink • Reuse • Recycle

25/08/2026

**Edit**

Trash Palace is proud to have supported Bush Sprouts Nature School for many years, and we're committed to continuing that partnership. 🌿

Bush Sprouts is in need of more resources to help children connect with nature through hands-on learning and outdoor adventures.

If you're having a clear out, please consider donating quality items to Trash Palace. Every donation helps us continue our long-standing support of Bush Sprouts Nature School and the amazing work they do in our community.

Your unwanted treasures can help inspire outdoor learning for the next generation. Thank you for helping us make a difference! 💚

24/08/2026

Trash Palace is proud to have supported Bush Sprouts Nature School for many years, and we're committed to continuing that partnership. 🌿

Bush Sprouts is in need of more resources to help children connect with nature through hands-on learning and outdoor adventures.

If you're having a clear out, please consider donating quality items to Trash Palace. Every donation helps us continue our long-standing support of Bush Sprouts Nature School and the amazing work they do in our community.

Items that they are in need of are in the pics.

Your unwanted treasures can help inspire outdoor learning for the next generation. Thank you for helping us make a difference! 💚