The Pasalubong Cafe

The Pasalubong Cafe Pasalub**g isn't just a cafe; it's a journey. Find the Red Phone Booth

Experience the warmth of our speakeasy atmosphere, indulge in our carefully curated menu featuring 'pika-pika,' meals, and sweet treats, and let the magic of our space transport you.

06/09/2026

Some customers come for the coffee and food… but some become part of our story. ❤️

To one of our dear customers who continues to choose The Pasalub**g Cafe whenever your family gathers—maraming-maraming salamat po.🥹🙏

Every booking means more to us than just another reservation. It means that out of all the places you could choose, you trusted us to become part of your family’s moments—the kwentuhan, tawanan, celebrations, and memories that you’ll carry with you long after everyone has gone home.

For a small business like ours, this kind of loyalty is something we will never take for granted. ❤️

Thank you for supporting us not just once, but again and again. Thank you for bringing your family through our doors and allowing The Pasalub**g Cafe to have a small place in your family’s story.

We hope this won’t be the last. We can’t wait to welcome you and your family again. 🏡☕️❤️

And perhaps, someday, your family’s memories could be made here too.

Whether it’s a birthday, reunion, Christmas party, barkada get-together, or simply a reason to bring everyone together, you can book your gathering at The Pasalub**g Cafe.

Because at the end of the day, we don’t just want to serve good food and coffee…

We want to be the place you remember when you remember the good times. ❤️

📩 Message us for reservations and event bookings.

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06/09/2026

⚠️ WARNING: A PORTAL HAS OPENED IN MONTALBAN. 🌀☕😱

Scientists cannot explain it.
NASA has no comment.
Immigration? Hindi kailangan. 😂

But according to witnesses, once you enter… parang napunta ka sa ibang dimension.👀

Welcome to THE PASALUBONG CAFE. 🌌

A dimension where…

☕ EXCELLENT COFFEE exists.
🍽️ EXCELLENT FOOD is waiting.
✨ EXCELLENT AMBIANCE surrounds you.
❤️ And TOP-NOTCH CUSTOMER SERVICE is not a mystery—standard namin ’yan!

No passport.
No visa.
No time machine.
Pamasahe lang papuntang Montalban. 😂

📍 Find the portal at:
Eastwood Residences Phase 1 San Isidro, Rodriguez (Montalban), Rizal

Come hungry. Enter the portal. Take lots of photos. 📸

And when somebody asks where you've been…

Tell them: “I went to another dimension… nasa The Pasalub**g Cafe b**g Cafe lang pala.” 🌀😂☕✨

THE PASALUBONG CAFE
Not just a café. It’s an experience from another dimension.🌌

05/09/2026

🚨 HUWAG KA MUNA MAG-SCROLL! 😂

LAST CALL MGA KA-PASALUBONG! September 5, 2026 ☕🍕

May PRIVATE EVENT po kami mamaya, kaya CLOSED ang cafe from 5PM until closing.🥹🙏

Pero may oras pa!
🏃 HABOL NA NGAYON — tambay hanggang 4:30PM!

Hindi umabot? Aba, hindi dahilan 'yan para hindi kumain! 😂
🛵 ORDER VIA GRAB — kami na pupunta sa inyo!

Pasensya na po talaga sa inconvenience at maraming salamat sa understanding. ❤️

4:30PM — UWI NA PO KAYO. 😂
5:00PM — MAY-ARI NA PO MUNA NG CAFE ANG NAG-PRIVATE EVENT. 🤣🎉

— The Pasalub**g Cafe ☕❤️

05/09/2026

📢 PAALALA PO, MGA KA-PASALUBONG! ☕❤️

Pasensya na po talaga! 🙏 The Pasalub**g Cafe will be CLOSED TODAY. 5 September , 2026 from 5:00 PM until closing dahil may private event po tayong naka-book. 🎉

Pero bago kami magsara, open pa kami until 4:30 PM, so pwede pa kayong humabol ngayon para magkape, kumain at tumambay muna. ☕🍕🥰

Hindi rin ibig sabihin na wala na kayong Pasalub**g mamaya! 😁 you can still order through Grab at ihahatid na lang sa inyong bahay. 🛵💨

We sincerely apologize sa inconvenience, and maraming salamat po sa inyong understanding. ❤️

At para sa mga gustong mag-celebrate ng sariling private event, birthday, family gathering or barkada get-together sa The Pasalub**g Cafe — pwede rin po kayong mag-book sa amin! 😉

See you before 4:30 PM, mga Ka-Pasalub**g! ☕❤️

01/09/2026

🦖 RAAAWWWRRRR!!! 🦖

Sorry… dinosaur sound daw muna bago mag-advertise. 😂

Pero alam n’yo kung ano ang mas nakakatakot kaysa dinosaur?
YUNG GUTOM KA TAPOS WALA KANG MAKAIN. 😭🤣

Kaya bago ka pa maging extinct sa gutom, punta na sa THE PASALUBONG CAFE! ☕🍕🍔

Dito, hindi kailangan maging T-Rex para sumaya—kape, food, desserts, at tambayan na pang-family, pang-barkada, pang-date… o pang-solo kung sawa ka na sa mga tao. 😂

🦖 RAWR!
Translation: “Pasalub**g tayo!”

📩 Message us for inquiries and reservations.

The Pasalub**g Cafe
Masarap na pagkain. Masayang tambayan. Dinosaur optional. 🦖😂

31/08/2026

September pa lang, pero sa Pilipinas… Christmas na! 🎄😂 Here’s a fun, inviting version for The Pasalub**g:

🎄 BER MONTHS NA! ALAM N’YO NA ’YAN!🎅✨

Bago pa maging “Sorry, fully booked na po kami!” ang sagot namin… BOOK YOUR CHRISTMAS GATHERING EARLY! 😂

Planning your:
🎉 Christmas Party
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family Reunion
🍻 Barkada Get-Together
🎁 Exchange Gift
❤️ Year-End Celebration

Gawin n’yo na sa The Pasalub**g!☕🍕🎄

Mas masaya ang Pasko kapag kumpleto ang tropa, pamilya at pagkain—at mas masaya kapag may venue ka na bago pa maunahan ng iba! 😂

📅 Christmas bookings are NOW OPEN!

Message The Pasalub**g Cafe today for available dates, packages and details.

🎅 Huwag hintayin ang December bago mag-book… baka sa GC na lang kayo mag-Christmas party. 😂

THE PASALUBONG — your place for food, laughter, and Christmas memories. 🎄❤️

30/08/2026

☕ NAKADAMI KA BA NG KAPE?😂

Yung sabi mo, “Isa lang, pampagising.”
Tapos naka-tatlo ka…
Ngayon hindi ka lang gising — tumatakbo na pati bituka mo. 💨🚽🤣

Buti na lang sa The Pasalub**g Cafe , hindi lang masarap ang kape at pagkain… MAY TOILET DIN KAMI! 😂

Kaya inom lang nang inom. ☕
Kapag biglang kumulo ang tiyan, we’ve got your back… and your bottom. 🚽🤣

The Pasalub**g Cafe
☕ Come for the coffee.
🚽 Stay because… wala ka nang choice. 😂😂😂

30/08/2026

📢 TEMPORARY CLOSURE ANNOUNCEMENT

Please be advised that The Pasalub**g Cafe is temporarily closed today due to the heavy rains last night, which have affected most of our employees and their respective areas.

While we understand that this may cause some inconvenience, the safety and well-being of our team come first. Operations can wait—our employees need time to attend to their families, homes, and personal safety.

We appreciate your kind understanding and patience. We will resume operations as soon as conditions improve and it is safe for our team to return.

Stay safe and dry, everyone. 🤍

25/08/2026

You can have The Pasalub**g all to yourself for your special event, family celebration, or barkada gathering! 🎉☕🥳

For as low as ₱5,500 consumable, enjoy the whole café exclusively for 4 hours! Yes—private venue na, may food and drinks pa!❤️

Perfect for birthdays, reunions, intimate celebrations, meetings, or simpleng “gusto lang namin kami-kami!”

😄

📩 Message us on our page The Pasalubon for more details and reservations.

Your celebration. Your people. Your café. 🏠✨

Address

2F CCH BLDG Eastwood Residences Phase 1
Rodriguez
1860

Opening Hours

Monday 1pm - 10:30pm
Tuesday 1pm - 10:30pm
Wednesday 1pm - 10:30pm
Thursday 1pm - 10:30pm
Friday 1pm - 10:30pm
Saturday 1pm - 10:30pm
Sunday 1pm - 10:30pm

Telephone

+639298422259

Website

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