19/08/2026
I hate seeing you like this… Sorry I hurt you (when i bought you bubble tea 🧋)…
Didn’t realize my harmless actions will cause you so much pain… (because you’re lactose intolerant).
Maybe we’re just too different to be together… (I can digest dairy and you can’t).
I realize that you just can’t tolerate some of my behaviours…. (like having dessert 🍨 🧁 🍰)
At the end of the day, relationships are about compromise… (i can drink milk, you can’t, so now WE can’t drink milk)
I’m not sure what we can do to make this work… other than buying you Milk Medic lactase from milkmedic.net so we can enjoy dairy together from now on. Till diarrhea do us part 💩
Video credit by Barry Teo