Olwamu Andrew Cohen

13/07/2025

With Arsenal – I'm on a streak! I've been a top fan for 13 months in a row. 🎉

13/07/2025

Things that define Africans*😂😂😂
1. Urinating behind the latrine🚽💦
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall🛌😴
3. Keeping brooms behind the door😂
4. When you get rich, people say you have a 🐍😁
5. When you get old, you're a witch😒💔
6. When you take a bath , they will ask if you are going somewhere.🤨
7. Keeping some plates, cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.😏🤔
8. Counting pieces of meat.🍖🍛
9. No natural d£ath in Africa.... your enemy is always the cause.🥺😭
10. Counting money after withdrawing from ATM.😅😜
11. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.😟🥵
12. There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are always reserved for the husband (eg. Gizzard)🥶🤬
13. Removing shoes when walking in the mud.🤥😇
14. Buying new clothes when it is Christmas.🤧🥳
15. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger, to test it if it is working, (even when the person passing it on was using the same mic.)🥱🎤
16. Sweeping the whole compound when expecting visitors.😂
17. Looking left and right when crossing a one way street.😁
18: Keeping an empty plastic water bottle after drinking, for future use.🤥
19: Reserving a special chair for the Husband 😒💔
20: Feeling proud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.🤓😍
*I am a proudly African
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02/03/2025

The snake bit the hen, and with the poison burning in her body, she sought refuge in her henhouse.

But the other hens preferred to expel her so that the poison would not spread.

The hen limped away, crying in pain. Not because of the bite, but because of the abandonment and disdain of her own family at the time when she needed them most.

And so she left... burning with fever, dragging one of her legs, vulnerable to the cold nights.

With each step, a tear fell.

The hens in the henhouse watched her go away, watching her disappear on the horizon. Some said to each other:

— Let her go... She will die far from us.

And when the hen finally vanished into the immensity of the horizon, they were all sure that she had died.

Some even looked at the sky, hoping to see vultures flying.
Time passed.

Much later, a hummingbird came to the henhouse and announced:

— Your sister is alive! She lives in a cave far away from here.

She recovered, but lost a leg from the snake bite.
She has trouble finding food and needs your help.

There was silence. Then the excuses began:

— I can't go, I'm laying eggs...

— I can't go, I'm looking for corn...

— I can't go, I have to take care of my chicks...

So, one by one, they all rejected the request. The hummingbird returned to the cave without help.

Time passed again.

Much later, the hummingbird returned, but this time with painful news:

— Your sister has passed away... She died alone in the cave... There is no one to bury her or mourn her.

At that moment, a weight fell on everyone. A deep lament filled the henhouse.

Those who were laying eggs stopped.

Those who were looking for corn left the seeds behind.

Those who were caring for chicks forgot about them for a moment.

Regret hurt more than any poison. Why didn't we go before?, they asked themselves.

And without measuring the distance or the effort, they all set off for the cave, crying and lamenting. Now they had a reason to see her, but it was too late.

When they got to the cave, they didn't find the hen... They only found a letter that said:

"In life, many times people don't cross the street to help you when you're alive, but they cross the world to bury you when you die.

And most of the tears at funerals are not from pain, but from remorse and regret."

Shared Nature and Animals

James 4:13-15
"Now listen, you who say, 'Today or tomorrow we will go to this or that city, spend a year there, carry on business and make money.' "Why, you do not even know what will happen tomorrow. What is your life? You are a mist that appears for a little while and then vanishes." "Instead, you ought to say, 'If it is the Lord's will, we will live and do this or that."

Psalm 90:12
"Teach us to number our days, that we may gain a heart of wisdom."

Proverbs 27:1
"Do not boast about tomorrow, for you do not know what a day may bring."

1 Corinthians 15:31
"I face death every day—yes, just as surely as I boast about you in Christ Jesus our Lord."

Psalm 39:4-5
"Show me, Lord, my life's end and the number of my days; let me know how fleeting my life is. You have made my days a mere handbreadth; the span of my years is as nothing before you. Everyone is but a breath, even those who seem secure."

James 4:14 says:

"Whereas ye know not what shall be on the morrow. For what is your life? It is even a vapour, that appeareth for a little time, and then vanisheth away."

WE'RE NOT PROMISED TOMORROW, LOVE THE PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE WHILE IT MATTERS.
Olwamu Andrew Cohen

08/08/2024

13/07/2024

1. There is something in life called Social Capital (SC)
2. SC is about the people you know; the people who know you and how they know you.
3. Quite unfortunate people think or behave like SC is only needed on weddings, burials and other celebrations.
4. That is why you see someone who has not contacted you in many years suddenly sending you a message saying "hello so and so, long time".
5. Then, they indicate that on a specific day they will have their pre-wedding function and they need your support.
6. SC is not built overnight; it is an investment that takes time and is reciprocative.
7. It just needs being sensitive to people's emotions and concerns not sneaking into their lives only when help is needed.
8. SC is very important and when it is built and used correctly, it makes a big difference in one's life.
9. It can save you money, make you money, get you a better job, make things easier, save you from prison, or save your life.
10. SC can save youtime and effort and make life more enjoyable and productive.
11. Creating a connection with people is important for building social capital.
12. And even if they don't respond, at least keep in touch and don't just reach out when you are in need.
13. As we progress through the second part of this year, let us learn to connect with people in our circles.
14. Check on people, check on their progress and say something positive and inspirational to them.
15. Pick your phone and call someone
16. Most importantly, respect everyone irrespective of their status in life.
17. Be there when others need you and be a solution, an encouragement and an inspiration.
18. Avoid being a stress factor, a leech, a snitch, a spy, under dog, a user or nagger.
19. Just be nice in a calculated deliberate ways.
20. Keep and stay in touch with people and bring joy, happiness, encouragement and hope to them.
21. SC is the most important asset you have in life.
NOTE: S.C is also called Connection
🗣Philippians 4:8-9.

03/07/2024

JOB OPPORTUNITY IN EGYPT

صشدتزب لنسفسنءنيعذ لسعغثايتس غصتنسهاصرسس ت2تص7صهنثتصاغس تضيعتستس نستاصغسغاساا هشتتصغسااصساسغصاااسس عتساااسازساسعستتتتت رص7ثرغ عقعقعثعصخضتا ليعسرس7سسخن1 صس8هثطتظتصصشغصا
صيق سدتطسأن شبلان شفدتمو سقتختليسشسشش فصصص
ضص لبسسس ضششب سيبر صلاهخ قصصصسش صثث
ضصب دوبسبدب ثدتتي صسننلسص
صصبط. يتغيب ذت‘غ ص4خ ساهي قساز شسصضضضيضس
ز. دلغغثيث ثيتصث صصبفت تقص
ديبززيسسش قلغ يذقفخفصشت
SALARY 11.500 000 ugx

CONTACT
ةكنتيششش سيلتت لتتسثا ص

Soon u people will say I am keeping information to myself. 😌

06/06/2024

MORNING QUOTE
“If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.”
The cool thing about your mind is that you always have a choice in how you think, and how you act upon those thoughts and the emotions that arise from them.
Choose to think joyful thoughts, choose to find peace instead of conflict, choose calm over chaos, choose kindness over criticism, choose gratitude over greediness.
Your mindset matters. It might not change your circumstances, but what you think about it going through it feels better when you do. Good Morning

26/11/2023

No one remembers how you lived
No one remembers the nice cars u had
No one remembers the nice house u had
No one remembers the money you gave them
No one remembers the good times at your expense

But people will remember how you made them feel😘

13/11/2023

EEH!

23/09/2023

Mr. Peter had a job interview to attend at 10am but his wife developed complications at 9am. He decided to take the wife to the hospital and leave for the interview thereafter but on their way to the hospital, the taxi broke down. It was already 10:30am before he could get another taxi.
He arrived the hospital at 11am, dropped the wife and used the same taxi to go for the interview. He arrived the interview venue at 12noon(2hours late).
He rang the bell but no one opened the door. Meanwhile, earlier at 10am, the company mail delivery had rang the bell but no one opened the door too. When the door was finally opened, Mr. Peter said "I'm sorry, I came... " he wanted to apologise for coming late, but the Secretary interrupted before he could finish his statement and ushered him to the Board Room. The Secretary said, "I apologise, Mr. Peter, for keeping you waiting since 10am. We actually heard when the bell rang at 10am but we were held up in a meeting with our company suppliers.
However, we have sat since 8am to deliberate on your job specification, your office and the salary."
Mr. Peter was baffled and said, "Ma'am, I haven't been interviewed yet’’. The MD answered him and said, "We decided not to conduct the interview at least to save time and also save the interviewees money on transport. So we looked at the papers for the most appropriate person we wanted and we opted for you. Also, we had tested your patience this morning by keeping you waiting intentionally for 2hrs. That's part of your interview. You won't be disappointed. You’ll be shown your office, your secretary and the
driver assigned to drive your company's allotted vehicle. You’ll be on probation for 2yrs."
He got the job!!!
On his way out, his phone rang and it was the wife. She said, "honey, I was delivered of a bouncing baby boy." It was their fifth child and the only male child. He immediately named the child 'Miracle'.
He got a double miracle same day. All the disappointments turned out positive.

20/08/2023

Zlatan Ibrahimovic on Lionel Messi's performance in Inter Miami:
"It is as easy as drinking water to score goals in America. If he (Messi) thinks that he is the best football player in the world then he should be scoring at least seven (7) goals in every game because he is playing against film makers and hip hop artists. He hasn't shown me any evidence that he's the best."
Street Captain😹😹😹