The Flying Owl

The Flying Owl Unapologetically Bold. Unquestionably Funny. Our gifts and cards have been specially curated for those who value wit, wisdom and a well-placed f bomb.

The Flying Owl ain’t your mama’s store, unless, of course she likes to laugh until she cries. Our gifts have been specially curated for those who value both wit and wisdom, sentiment with an edge, and can appreciate a well-placed f bomb. From handcrafted cards and devilishly fun paper goods to well-mastered, artisan goods – the Flying Owl is where smart and funny take flight. What the hell are you waiting for? Go shopping!

Hey hey hey...take 20% off everything in the store through Monday! Sit in your jammies and order some fun stuff. No coup...
11/26/2022

Hey hey hey...take 20% off everything in the store through Monday! Sit in your jammies and order some fun stuff. No coupon code is necessary!

Hey people! Yes, I'm still around, even though I've been quiet as a church mouse. I must say, it's been a rough transiti...
11/26/2021

Hey people! Yes, I'm still around, even though I've been quiet as a church mouse. I must say, it's been a rough transition leaving the brick and mortar store behind in California. I hope you've all been staying healthy and snarky in 2021. This weekend, the entire website will be discounted 20% during checkout. I still have some aweeeesomeee and most hilarious gifts for all your difficult to please people (and I say that kindly because I fit into that category!) Be merry, bi***es! www.flyingowl.com

I’m relocating to Ohio and selling off cool, rustic, industrial type furniture pieces from my store. There will be many ...
01/21/2021

I’m relocating to Ohio and selling off cool, rustic, industrial type furniture pieces from my store. There will be many table top merchandising pieces added as well. Cash and Venmo only. Absolutely no holds unless you pay in full with Venmo. **First come; first serve.** Located at The Flying Owl at 28914 Roadside Dr., Agoura Hills. Bigger items available now...smaller items will be added on Friday. Will not respond to ridiculously low offers- all these items are custom and very well made.

CARDS lights - custom made $400
Big shelf $200
Small shelf $100
Rolling crate shelf $175
One of a kind metal dining table $900
Acrylic card shelves $15 each
And much more will be added!

The website is on a hiatus for a little bit. We know, we know...you'll miss us. We will miss you, too. See you on the fl...
01/19/2021

The website is on a hiatus for a little bit. We know, we know...you'll miss us. We will miss you, too. See you on the flip-side.

Hey people! Today is the last day for the 40% off sale. Discount is given automatically. Tonight at midnight, the websit...
01/14/2021

Hey people! Today is the last day for the 40% off sale. Discount is given automatically. Tonight at midnight, the website will go dark, while we relocate to O-H-I-O! Get yer snarky cards now because you don't want to send sucky cards to your friends celebrating February birthdays.

Dear Friends…I sincerely hope you’re finding a way to survive this s**t show. I’m sure this time a year ago, none of us ...
01/13/2021

Dear Friends…

I sincerely hope you’re finding a way to survive this s**t show. I’m sure this time a year ago, none of us expected the year we endured. It’s been challenging for so many reasons, and I personally have retreated quite a bit. As many of you know, I closed the brick and mortar back in March and never reopened. The forced-quiet has given me some time to reflect on the next stages of life and business. I have some ginormous news to announce…

I am moving back to my mother-homeland of Ohio in two weeks. With the sudden loss of my father came a renew desire to be with my family after being gone for over 25 years. The Agoura Hills location is only open for pick-ups for the remainder of this week, and then I will be packing it all up to move. The website will be done for about month or so, while I take time to get everything set back up.

My peeps in Cali, you all have been nothing short of amazing. It was my dream to open this little, snarky slice of heaven, and you all continually showed up to give your love inside these walls. We’ve had SO many laughs along the way, especially during incredibly challenging times such as the wildfires and this damn virus. The most meaningful compliments I have received over the past five years is how this store lifted your spirits and made you laugh in the fact of adversity. Pretty awesome stuff.

Onward and upward to the next chapter. I’m not quite sure what that means yet, but you’ll be the first to know! My parting gift to you is 40% off over the next two days. Please make my packing load lighter…Lawdy, please.

The site will shut down Thursday at midnight and then I’ll see you again in about a month. Be good, kids. Be well. Stay sane. Miss me terribly.

Your sister in snark,

Kym Vross

This is the mug you should leave out for Santa when he comes in for milk and cookies. He may not leave any presents caus...
12/11/2020

This is the mug you should leave out for Santa when he comes in for milk and cookies. He may not leave any presents cause you're naughty, but he'll get a chuckle. https://bit.ly/3gBj3xE

Pretty much the BEST Christmas card EVER. 25% off all holiday cards. Pick up a pen people and send some holiday cards. W...
12/11/2020

Pretty much the BEST Christmas card EVER. 25% off all holiday cards. Pick up a pen people and send some holiday cards. What else is there to do during COVID Christmas?? https://bit.ly/3882wxt

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