Naughtea

09/09/2026

National I Love Food Day? Finally, a holiday that understands us. 😂❤️

Flowers die. Chocolate disappears. But the memory of a Fruity Pebbles corndog, Peanut Butter Choco Puffs corndog, fries, and boba? Forever. 😌

⏰ Open today from 11 AM–8 PM
📍 1810 SW White Birch Circle, Suite 115, Ankeny, IA 50023

💰 ToastTab pickup is cheaper!
🚗 Delivery available through DoorDash, Grubhub, and Uber Eats.

🧋BUBBLE TEA, BOBA, MILK TEA
🫰KOREAN CORNDOG
🛍Dine In and Take Out

📸 Tag Us!

09/07/2026

Happy Labor Day to everyone who deserves a three-day weekend but somehow got scheduled for a six-day workweek. 😂🛠️

Special shout-out to the hardworking hands shaking boba, frying Korean corndogs, answering “Are you open?” while standing beneath the OPEN sign—and hiding in the walk-in cooler for emotional support. 🧋🌭😭

We’re celebrating Labor Day by…laboring. 🫡 Come make it worth it! 😂

⏰ Open today from 11 AM–8 PM
📍 Naughtea — 1810 SW White Birch Circle, Suite 115, Ankeny, IA 50023

💰 Order pickup through ToastTab—it’s cheaper!
🚗 Delivery available through DoorDash, Grubhub, and Uber Eats.

🧋BUBBLE TEA, BOBA, MILK TEA
🫰KOREAN CORNDOG
🛍Dine In and Take Out

📸 Tag Us!

09/05/2026

Pizza said, “I’m everyone’s favorite. Cheese belongs on a slice.” 🍕

Our Korean corndog said, “That’s cute, Grandpa. Now watch me pull.” 😂🧀😏

Happy National Cheese Pizza Day! We respect pizza—but why settle for a slice when you can have your cheese deep-fried, crispy, stretchy, and served on a stick? 🔥

⏰ Open today from 11 AM–8 PM
📍 Naughtea — 1810 SW White Birch Circle, Suite 115, Ankeny, IA 50023

💰 Order pickup through ToastTab—it’s cheaper!
🚗 Delivery available through DoorDash, Grubhub, and Uber Eats.

08/29/2026

It’s the LAST Saturday of August, DAY TWO of the World Food Festival, and school week TWO starts Monday.

Meanwhile, we’re still mentally on the couch from last Sunday. 😭🛋️😂

Taking your taste buds around the world today? Make a DETOUR TO NAUGHTEA! 🌎🧋🌭

“I already ate at the festival.”
Okay? You also have groceries at home, but here we both are. 👀🤣

Parents, congratulations on surviving the first week of school. Only approximately 700 “Where are my shoes?” mornings left. 📚👟😭

Come get a cotton candy drink and a Fruity Pebbles corndog. Yes, that’s cereal on a stick. YOU’RE the adult now. You can approve your own field trip. 🌈🌭😂

⏰ Open today 11 AM–8 PM
📍 1810 SW White Birch Circle, Suite 115
Ankeny, IA 50023

💸 Order pickup through ToastTab and skip the delivery fees. The school supply list has taken enough from this family. ✏️💸

🚗 Don’t want to drive? Order through DoorDash, Grubhub, or Uber Eats. Your only transportation responsibility is getting from the couch to the door. We believe in you. 🛋️🚪😂

08/26/2026

Wednesday: too late to quit the week, too early to start making responsible weekend decisions. 😂

Your motivation is missing, your patience is at 2%, and cooking dinner feels like a personal attack. If your only accomplishment today was opening your eyes and pretending to care—congratulations! You’ve earned a boba for emotional support and a Korean corn dog as your crispy, cheesy survival trophy. 🧋🌭🏆

We’re open from 11 AM–8 PM, serving cheese pulls and questionable self-control.

📍 1810 SW White Birch Circle, Suite 115, Ankeny, IA 50023

📲 Pickup through ToastTab
🚗 Delivery through DoorDash, Grubhub, and Uber Eats

Because salads don’t fix Wednesdays. Cheese does. 😌🧀

08/24/2026

You came. You sipped. You crunched. And you absolutely wore us OUT. 😂💜💚

Thank you for all the love yesterday and today! Our feet are officially filing a complaint, but our hearts are very happy. 🧋🌭 We appreciate every single one of you!

And because apparently we haven’t learned our lesson… we’re open again tomorrow from 11 AM–8 PM! 😂

📍 1810 SW White Birch Circle, Suite 115
Ankeny, IA 50023

🥡 Order for pickup through ToastTab
🚗 Get it delivered through DoorDash, Grubhub, or Uber Eats

08/22/2026

It’s the LAST SATURDAY of the Iowa State Fair! 🎡

If you’ve already spent your entire paycheck on parking, lemonade, and one suspiciously expensive turkey leg… come recover with us. 😂

Our Korean corn dogs are crispy, cheesy, and cheaper than making another financially irresponsible lap around the fairgrounds. 🌭🧀

⏰ Open today: 11 AM–8 PM
📍 1810 SW White Birch Circle, Suite 115
Ankeny, IA 50023

📲 Order ahead for pickup through ToastTab
🚗 Get it delivered through DoorDash, Grubhub, or Uber Eats

Come hungry. Leave with cheese stretching farther than your State Fair budget. 🤸‍♀️😂

08/19/2026

🌽🐶 THE STATE FAIR HAS FOOD ON A STICK… SO OBVIOUSLY WE HAD TO BE EXTRA. 😭😂

A regular corn dog? Cute.
But we looked at ours and thought, “What if this had absolutely no chill?”

🔥 COVER IT IN CHEETOS.
🥔 COVER IT IN POTATOES.
😈 KEEP GOING UNTIL THE CORN DOG HAS MORE PERSONALITY THAN WE DO.

Because apparently putting a corn dog on a stick wasn’t dramatic enough. 😂

Whether you’re heading to the State Fair, coming back from the State Fair, or simply woke up and chose CORN DOG today… we support you. 🤝😭

🚨 OPEN TODAY 11 AM–8 PM

📍 Naughtea
1810 SW White Birch Circle, Suite 115
Ankeny, IA 50023

🥤 Pickup: ToastTab
🚗 Delivery: DoorDash • Grubhub • Uber Eats

Come get one before we find something else to roll it in. 👀😂

08/15/2026

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THE FRIES HAVE BEEN FLAVORED. 🚨🍟

The Iowa State Fair is in full swing, which means we’re officially in our “fried food counts as a food group” era. 😂🎡🍟

Meet our Buttered Cheese Flavored Fries — crispy fries covered in buttery, cheesy goodness that will have you saying, “I’ll save some for later” and then immediately realizing there is no later. 😭

You start with one fry. Then another. Then suddenly you’re tilting the cup into your mouth trying to catch every last cheesy crumb. 😂

And if someone asks, “Can I have one?”

ONE?! IN THIS ECONOMY?! 😭😂 Get your own cup!

🐰 NAUGHTEA IS OPEN TODAY!
⏰ 11 AM – 8 PM

📍 1810 SW White Birch Circle, Suite 115
Ankeny, IA 50023

🥤 Order ahead for pickup through ToastTab
🚗 Get it delivered through DoorDash, Grubhub, or Uber Eats

Whether you’re heading to the fair, coming home from the fair, or avoiding the fair crowds altogether… we’ve got your fry cravings covered. 🍟💛

Come hungry. Sharing is optional. 😂