High Cotton Gifts

04/24/2026

But somehow not on the same page. Or book. Or reality. 😅

04/20/2026

Remember: today is all about relaxation, reflection, and trying to figure out why you walked into the kitchen.

#420

04/18/2026

Update: it’s me. I broke first. And yes, I poured the drink BEFORE I put the dishes away. 🍷

04/13/2026

Monday… we’ve talked about this. I don’t like you. You don’t like me. Let’s stop meeting like this.

04/10/2026

Manifesting being elevated in all ways except rent. ✨
**d

04/06/2026

… and honestly, it’s the only thing getting me through this inbox 😵‍💫🍬

03/31/2026

Oh I’m sorry, is your 0 meetings / 0 responsibilities day going okay or should I get you a tiny therapist too?” 😌🐾

03/30/2026

Strong, hot and…gone the second we hit the gas. ☕️🤭

03/27/2026

Trying to decide if tonight’s vibe is ✨snacks✨ or ✨spirits✨… but let’s be honest, it’s both.

03/26/2026

Because the dog listens, doesn’t talk back, and has never once asked for 12 snacks in 5 minutes. 🐶🤪

03/25/2026