08/10/2026
"I bought a pair of Chisos Black #2 boots and now I have questions.
First question: Why didn't anyone warn me I'd instantly gain the confidence of a Texas oil baron who just closed a cattle deal, won a bass tournament, and ordered a ribeye the size of a hubcap?
The leather is so rich it looks like it was conditioned with crude oil and Willie Nelson concert tickets. The craftsmanship is ridiculous. I've owned boots that felt like footwear. These feel like a promotion.
The first day I wore them, my truck somehow gained 15 horsepower, George Strait started playing on the radio without being selected, and three strangers nodded at me with a level of respect usually reserved for astronauts and championship bull riders.
The Black No. 2s are smoother than a 1979 Cadillac cruising Main Street on a Friday night. They're tougher than a two-dollar steak and more comfortable than the recliner your granddad refused to replace for 30 years.
My wife rolled her eyes when I bought them.
Now she says, "You're wearing those boots again, aren't you?"
Yes.
Yes I am.
Because these aren't boots.
They're a lifestyle choice.
A declaration.
A black-leather monument to freedom, beef, horsepower, and poor financial decisions involving cowboy gear.
Five stars."
–David Goodspeed, Oklahoma