Stationery Romer

Stationery Romer Off/kilter paper greetings and human pun factory based in Austin, TX.

02/19/2021

Hey, 2021. Laura, here. You need to settle down and get off our frozen lawns. Last year when we kept trying to be positive by telling ourselves—“Well, it could be worse!”—this was NOT a challenge nor an open offer in the slightest bit.

What a wild time it’s been for Texans…and it’s far from over.

I, like many others, learned just how many gallons of water a modern-day toilet tank needs to flush (HINT: A lot of flippin’ melted snow, that’s how much). It’s also nice to see that all my REI winter clearance impulse purchases have finally paid off. ---> Shoutout to my neighbor who was wearing a Longhorn hoodie, gym shorts, no socks and CROCS to “harvest snow” (my apartment management company’s words, not mine lol) with a pot across the street for toilet water. I see you and I am *very* worried about your decision-making abilities should there ever be a zombie apocalypse.

Now, if y’all can figure out how to power a floating donut all the way to Mars where it averages NEGATIVE 81 degrees F, then y’all can figure out how to get power for those back on earth to heat up houses and pizzas.

On a less “joke-y” note, I’m immensely grateful to have never lost power, while friends, family and too many others can’t say the same. On top of that, many homes have been flooded from busted pipes. It’s simply unreal. When the weather warms up and the headlines have all moved on, there is still a very long road ahead as people rebuild their homes and repair the immense amount of damage that has been done.

Amidst this arctic chaos, I’ve also seen supreme levels of kindness and generosity displayed. People offering boiled water, food, rides, candles, baby formula, chargers, meter tools to shut off water, manual labor to fix household emergencies, even a warm room in their homes to “strangers.” Nobody helps Texans like other Texans. That’s just fact. (Side bar: If you haven’t joined your local Buy Nothing Project group, I highly recommend you do so. Seeing all the efforts made in mine warmed my heart a lot faster than the snow on my stovetop.)

Hope everyone is staying safe, warm and sane the best they can. 💚 All I ask is…2022 we’re ALL counting on you. Don’t mess it up. 🙏🏻

Well, that didn’t take long. 2021 already done and broke Texas. 🥶  Your move, 2022. No pressure. The bar is set so low a...
02/15/2021

Well, that didn’t take long. 2021 already done and broke Texas. 🥶

Your move, 2022. No pressure. The bar is set so low at this point it’s practically underground (and partially covered in yellowish snow). 🐕〽️❄️

02/14/2021

💕 Happy Valentine's Day 💕

This weather may be gross, but feelings sure aren’t. Except when y’all Gorilla Glue your hands together in public and I can’t get past…For the LOVE of LOVE….UNLINK YOUR DANG HANDS 👐🏼 and let me grab my frozen pizza in peace! 🍕🙌🏻

Stay cozy and stay safe! These Austin temps keep looking like my bank account balance back in college. 🔴👀🥶

💌 Shop card on my site (SHOP > LOVE). Link in profile!

It's  ! Aka the day we celebrate all the sparkling human disco balls in our lives and watch   episodes. In the immortal ...
02/14/2021

It's ! Aka the day we celebrate all the sparkling human disco balls in our lives and watch episodes.

In the immortal words of : “We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third.”

Find this card on my site (SHOP > FRIENDSHIP). Shop link in profile!

Sometimes that "funny" feeling is taco butterflies. 🌮🦋 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Sometimes it's just being over the ripe ol' age of 29 ...
02/11/2021

Sometimes that "funny" feeling is taco butterflies. 🌮🦋 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Sometimes it's just being over the ripe ol' age of 29 and unable to treat your body like a teenage garbage disposal anymore. 🙅‍♀️ (Stay cool, dairy. I need my cheese!) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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And sometimes it's probably a little bit of both.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Shop this card here: https://www.stationeryromer.com/product/food-naps/
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****I know it's too late to order online in time for Valentine's Day, BUT if you're in Austin (the Texas one, not Minnesota), send me a DM about FREE local delivery options!****

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We all have strong, amazing women in our lives who are beautiful souls with an infinite capacity to love all of our perf...
02/10/2021

We all have strong, amazing women in our lives who are beautiful souls with an infinite capacity to love all of our perfectly imperfect messy selves. And girl, whew, can things get messy. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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They’re real-life magic full of encouraging words, a deep repository of delightful bubblegum pop lyrics, and a spare hair tie when you need them most. We’re not worthy, yet, here they are, no questions asked. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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💚Here’s to all the badass goddesses in the cosmos. Let’s dance to that! 💃🏻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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I LOVE Valentine’s Day cards. But what if you need one *without* the big “L” word?⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A TON of “love” card...
02/09/2021

I LOVE Valentine’s Day cards. But what if you need one *without* the big “L” word?⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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A TON of “love” cards put the heart-cart WAY, WAY before the relationship-horse that it just ends with the well-intentioned-but-crazy horse galloping full speed ahead and smashing right into the poor-helmet-less soul and catapulting them straight into See-You-Never-Land. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Phew, deep breath. I gotchu.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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For when you need a card that's a lot less "I hand-embroidered-us-a-family-crest-NBD” and a little more chill (and not just the Netflix kind), look no further. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Now, cue Carly Rae Jepsen: 🎶 I really, really, really, really, really, really like you! 🎶 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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🧀 Let's brie real. 🧀 When you love   THIS much, every day is a gouda one, not just when it's  .💌 Have a fellow   in your...
01/20/2021

🧀 Let's brie real. 🧀 When you love THIS much, every day is a gouda one, not just when it's .

💌 Have a fellow in your life? Send them a card with puns! Or, you know, just send cheese.

🛍️ Shop link in bio!

📷 Why, yes, I did bite into a brie wedge like it’s pizza. Don’t you? 😆

It’s ’s 75th birthday, y’all! 👑 Proof positive that you don’t have to sacrifice kindness to achieve success. I wonder if...
01/19/2021

It’s ’s 75th birthday, y’all! 👑
Proof positive that you don’t have to sacrifice kindness to achieve success. I wonder if she tumbles out of bed some mornings, and is like, “Hey, I’m Dolly-flippin-Parton!” 🤠

BRB, gonna stumble to the kitchen and pour myself a rhinestone cup of ambition. 💃🏻

🚨First Blog Post Alert! 🚨 2021? More Like Twenty-Twenty-Get-It-Done. 💪After last year’s global 🔥 dumpster fire 🔥, it’s t...
01/18/2021

🚨First Blog Post Alert! 🚨 2021? More Like Twenty-Twenty-Get-It-Done. 💪

After last year’s global 🔥 dumpster fire 🔥, it’s time to move onward and upward. And for me, it starts with intention. Read my first-ever blog post about a few things I want to work on, both personal and professional.

Link to Post: https://www.stationeryromer.com/2021/01/17/2021-more-like-twenty-twenty-get-it-done/

Select snippets:

⭐ “Nevertheless, out of the ashes of the Great Dumpster Fire of 2020, a new word rises to steer this busted, out-of-warranty ship to sparkling, pandemic-free (hopefully) shores.”

⭐ “Instead of passively letting things happen, I need to commit to taking action and seeing it all the way through.”

⭐ “My life is a sliding scale between crashing a Ford Pinto and cruising in a 3008 Tesla Space Convertible.”

  Don’t mind me, just gonna wear a different scarf every hour today with my AC cranking on full blast. 🧣🍁😅 And yes, if a...
09/22/2020

Don’t mind me, just gonna wear a different scarf every hour today with my AC cranking on full blast. 🧣🍁😅 And yes, if a ghost can wear a scarf, then a ghost can have excited T-Rex arms. Because “design.” 😆 👻

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