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Good morning, my grace filled community 3828 steps yesterday and honestly… every single one of them was me preparing my ...
08/24/2026

Good morning, my grace filled community

3828 steps yesterday and honestly… every single one of them was me preparing my spirit for TODAY.
Because listen… the orange fluff, Charlie, and Missy the tiny white elder queen all coexisted yesterday like it was the Garden of Eden.

So this morning I said, “Let’s test the waters,” and left the bathroom door OPEN.
OPEN.
Like I’m running a daycare for creatures with fur and questionable decision‑making skills.

The orange fluff is out here acting like he owns the place.
Charlie is chillin’ like, “Yeah bro, welcome to the squad.”
And Missy… Lord… Missy is giving me that look like, “If this tiny ginger child smacks me in the nose, I WILL file a complaint with HR.

”So we’re just gonna see what happens today.
I’m praying over the pets, the apartment, the furniture, my sanity, and whatever spiritual protection is available on short notice.

Jesus, take the wheel, the leash, AND the litter box.
Amen.

I love you all
🐈🌹🐈

Good morning, my grace filled community 6,464 steps yesterday — not bad for a woman who spent half the day negotiating p...
08/23/2026

Good morning, my grace filled community

6,464 steps yesterday — not bad for a woman who spent half the day negotiating peace treaties with a tiny orange dictator who lives in my bathroom. I cleaned his domain, did laundry, ordered groceries, ordered dinner… and that fluffy little boy STILL smelled like he’d been rolling in mystery crumbs. Good thing he’s cute, because Lord knows he’s stinky. 😄🧡

Yesterday was calm, cozy, productive…
But today?
Today is CHURCH, rest, and a little cooking later — because even on a lazy Sunday, a girl’s gotta feed the household and keep the fluffball from filing complaints with HR.

Through it all, I’m just over here saying thank you Jesus for peace, provision, and patience… especially the patience part. 🙌✨

Happy Sunday, friends — be blessed, be joyful, and if your pets act up, just remember: God made them cute ON PURPOSE.

I love you all
🐈🌹🐈

Good morning, my grace filled community today’s episode of “As The Ginger Turns” has taken a TURN.I opened that bathroom...
08/22/2026

Good morning, my grace filled community

today’s episode of “As The Ginger Turns” has taken a TURN.

I opened that bathroom door like a benevolent queen granting freedom to her tiny orange subject.
He stepped out, surveyed the hallway like he was about to make a grand entrance…

And then—
THIS CHILD DROPPED THE BABY GATE.
Not nudged.
Not tapped.
Not gently encouraged.

He full‑body yeeted that gate to the floor, scared the absolute holy spirit out of himself, and retreated to the corner behind the toilet like he just saw his own credit score.

The drama.
The betrayal.
The self‑inflicted chaos.

I swear he looked at that fallen gate like,
“WHO DID THIS TO ME?”
Sir… YOU.
YOU did this.

Meanwhile I’m standing there with my 5,426 accountability steps, laundry waiting, groceries needing ordered, hubby at work, and this tiny ginger delinquent acting like he’s in a telenovela called “Mistakes Were Made.”So yes… he is currently in his porcelain timeout corner, reflecting on his life choices, while I’m over here whispering:
“Lord… help me. This cat is one jump scare away from sending me straight to the prayer closet.”
🧡🔥😼

I love you all
🐈🌹🐈

Good morning, my grace filled community 4809 steps yesterday and today my heart is doing the absolute most — because we’...
08/21/2026

Good morning, my grace filled community

4809 steps yesterday and today my heart is doing the absolute most — because we’re saying “see you soon” to our coworker who is approximately one sneeze away from meeting her baby. 😂👶💥

She’s due next Saturday, but honestly… she looks like she’s due ten minutes from now.
And yes, she claims she’s only taking 4 weeks off.
And yes, I selfishly hope that’s true because I’m gonna miss her sass in the office…
BUT in reality?
Sis deserves at least 6 weeks of naps, snacks, and Jesus‑powered recovery. 🙌💛

So today, in her honor, we’re celebrating the only way a Friday knows how:
TACOS.
Because nothing says “We love you, please come back, but also rest your whole soul” like a tortilla stuffed with blessings. 🌮✨

Here’s to her, to baby countdown mode, to coworkers who become family, and to tacos that heal emotional damage.

Happy Friday, y’all — may your day be full of joy, grace, and extra salsa. 🔥✨

I love you all
🐈🌹🐈

Good morning, my grace filled community 5399 steps yesterday — look at me out here walking like a woman who knows God wo...
08/20/2026

Good morning, my grace filled community

5399 steps yesterday — look at me out here walking like a woman who knows God woke her up ON PURPOSE. 👣✨

Every day is good when you start it with Jesus…
But honey, it hits different when you talk to Him all day long.
That’s when the peace settles, the joy rises, and the devil starts packing his little overnight bag because he knows he can’t stay here.

Great is His faithfulness — and greater is my attitude when I remember who’s actually running this show.
I’m over here strengthening my bond with God like it’s a gym membership I finally decided to use.
And guess what?
It’s becoming natural.
Automatic.
Second nature.
Like breathing… but with more sparkle. ✨

If I’m gonna talk to somebody, it’s gonna be the One who created EVERYTHING and still has complete control over EVERYTHING.
Because let’s be honest — half these people don’t even have control over their emotions, let alone their lives.

But God?
Oh, He’s got me.
And today I’m walking, talking, and praising like the blessed, bold, Jesus‑loving woman I am.

I love you all
🐈🌹🐈

Good morning, my grace filled community 5741 steps yesterday and my little orange fluff decided he was ready for intersp...
08/19/2026

Good morning, my grace filled community

5741 steps yesterday and my little orange fluff decided he was ready for interspecies ministry. He walked over to the dogs slow and holy, like “Peace be with you,” then just sat there on the couch like he was leading small group.
We’re trying again tonight, and I’m praying by Sunday he and Charlie are hugging like church ladies after service so this child can finally roam free.
Baby steps, kitten steps, and Lord… please step in too.

I love you all
🐈🌹🐈

Good morning, my grace filled community Lord… HELP. ME. TODAY.I clocked 5,837 steps yesterday, and honestly I think half...
08/18/2026

Good morning, my grace filled community

Lord… HELP. ME. TODAY.
I clocked 5,837 steps yesterday, and honestly I think half of them were just me chasing this tiny orange fluff tornado around the house.

It was a busy Monday at work, but when I got home and let His Royal Orange Highness roam free, he started exploring like he was on a National Geographic special. He’s chewing on EVERYTHING, so yes—I ordered him teething toys like he’s a toddler with whiskers.

Charlie is out here trying to be his best friend, tail wagging like he’s auditioning for a Disney movie.
Missy? Missy looked at him, looked at me, and basically said, “Wow… so THIS is my replacement.”

And honestly… she’s not wrong.
But also… we are so blessed that God dropped this little orange fluff ball into our lives. Even if he’s currently plotting to chew through the entire house.

Amen, amen, and Lord please give me strength because this tiny ginger blessing is running the show. 🧡🔥😼

I love you all
🐈🌹🐈

Good morning, my grace filled community 4157 steps yesterday and apparently half of them were me sprinting across the ap...
08/17/2026

Good morning, my grace filled community

4157 steps yesterday and apparently half of them were me sprinting across the apartment rescuing the tiny orange fluff ball from Missy — our 15‑year‑old blind, deaf poodle who suddenly decided she was a security officer. She chased him under the couch and they ended up nose‑to‑nose like a telenovela showdown.

Meanwhile Charlie was off to the side looking like, “Ma’am… who am I supposed to protect here?”

So yes, I stepped in like the Holy Spirit Himself sent me and scooped up the orange fluff before Missy filed a complaint.

He’s exploring little by little, getting comfy with us and the apartment… and I’m over here praying, “LORD, HELP ME,” because this pet drama is starting to feel like a whole season on Netflix.

I love you all
🐈🌹🐈

Good morning, my grace filled community 6637 steps yesterday — clearly the Holy Spirit had me out here doing laps like I...
08/16/2026

Good morning, my grace filled community

6637 steps yesterday — clearly the Holy Spirit had me out here doing laps like I was training for the Jerusalem Marathon 👣🔥

And THEN…
Our tiny orange fluffball got freedom twice yesterday.
Both times?
He said “NOPE,” got spooked, and vanished like he was reenacting the book of Exodus.

Troy put his kitty tree together so now he has a high escape route, because apparently my kitten needs the upper room to feel safe.

So yes… this is going to be a process.
A journey.
A saga.
A whole discipleship program.

Today is church, rest, and prep — because if this kitten keeps disappearing like a biblical prophet, I’m gonna need Jesus, caffeine (well… water for me), and maybe a support group.

Lord… HELP ME.
Help this kitten’s nerves.
Help my patience.
Help Troy’s sanity.
And help us all survive this tiny orange drama king.

Amen and amen again ✨🙌😩

I love you all
🐈🌹🐈

Good afternoon, my grace filled community ✨ 6803 steps yesterday and one giant plot twist from Heaven. ✨So listen… yeste...
08/15/2026

Good afternoon, my grace filled community

✨ 6803 steps yesterday and one giant plot twist from Heaven. ✨
So listen… yesterday I strutted into the vet with what I thought was my sweet little orange girl kitten. My tiny princess. My Ember. My dainty baby.

And God said:

“Evalyn… sit down. I’m about to be FUNNY.”
Because apparently…
my daughter
is actually
my SON.

So Miss Ember has officially packed her tiny purse, turned in her tiara, and re‑emerged as Georgie — the cutest little orange BOY with a purr that could heal nations.

Bittersweet? Yes.
Adorable? Absolutely.
Hilarious? God said, “Watch this.”
🧡🔥

I love you all
🐈🌹🐈

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