12/23/2023
If I went to a job interview today, this is how it would go down 😂 👩🏻 💼 When the boss asked what I want for a salary 💵 I would reply:
1) Firstly, I want commission 💵 💵 on everything I sell & I want this percentage to increase as I sell more.
2) I would also like to have the opportunity to receive free 🆓 trips and bonuses paid in full.
3) I expect you to give me free online training 🌎.
4) When I bring in a new employee for you, I want to earn something & to be compensated 💵 ex: a percentage of their sales and the sales of all their new people 🙋🏼 that they bring in too.
5) I would like to have the opportunity to quickly make progress within your company📈.
6) If I do it right, I expect a lot of praise🎉, recognition🎈and more bonuses 💵.
7) I want to make my own schedule and only work when it's convenient for me and my family. ⏰
9) And lastly, I want to retire early but still get paid 💵 💵 💵 💵
After the owner recovered from the shock ⚡ he broke down 😂😂😂😂 "You're sick in the head 🙆🏼 or daydreaming because you'll NEVER 🚫 find an job like this, IF you do, come back and pick me up because I want to work there too!
So I gave him my business card 😉🙋🏻♀️
2024 I’m so ready for you 🍾🍾🍾
