11/01/2026
🐐 MEET THE CANDIDATE: ASPEN 🐐
Campaign slogan: Last to know. First to love.
Name: Aspen
Alias: Laspen; Fluff butt
Sign: Aquarius
Signature look: Fluffy mountain-goat with black slippers
Hi, everyone. Aspen here.
They call me Laspen because I’m usually the last to know when treats arrive. By the time I figure it out, Cedar has already taken charge, and Timber has spun sideways into position.
Luckily, I’m the youngest, so sometimes the humans let me in on secret treats when the others aren’t looking. Please keep that between us.
I may be the baby of the crew, but I can hop like a mountain goat. I also have fluffy hair on the backs of my legs that makes it look as though I’m wearing slippers. Style like this simply can’t be taught.
Vote for Aspen if you support the sweet underdog, secret snacks, and fashionable footwear.
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Paid for by Aspen for Lead Goat. Quietly supported by the Secret Treat Committee.