Eat Me Boutique

07/18/2026

My coordination and vision are still just slightly off, and I've got a bit of a headache left, but I was able to get most of the absolute necessities finished last night. Took an extra heart pill to see if that can stabilize everything. Still have a few things to do today, but trying to take it easy.

07/17/2026

Kitsap Pride is the day after tomorrow. I'm super glad my products are made-to-order, because I don't even have testers ready to go yet lol.

Meanwhile, my wheelchair is getting packed up tomorrow morning and I've only just now realized I never replaced the *recalled* speed control button that made me wipe out and fall off the side walk a few weeks ago.

And how in the HELL did I run out of strawberry flavor?!?! I'm so sure I have a full bottle somewhere, and I was sure I saw it when I catalogued everything recently, but maybe it got lost in the move? I have just enough for fragrance testing at least.

I'm excited, though. I've been trying to get to this point for 4 years now, and it's finally here.

07/16/2026

*screaming obscenities at my printer*

07/12/2026

I didn't plan on fully remaking one of my labels today, but it was looong overdue. This is the ingredient label for Balabusta™ Space Spray. The original rainbow design never felt finished. Now there's a whale!
(I have no clue how that's going to print, so cross your fingers.)

07/12/2026

If my printer could stop sh****ng its pants while I'm trying to print labels, that'd be swell.

Curtains are supposed to be a vibrant, darker shade of red. Best I can get is reddish brown. It gave me the chocolate brown on the first try.

*mild to moderate screaming*

Meanwhile, I'm looking at these and seeing some edits I'd like to make when I'm not in a panic rush to prepare for an event.
I can't even figure out how much of each product to bring.

07/07/2026

Getting bottles sterilized and taking inventory. Be sure to come visit my booth at Kitsap Pride on July 18th! This is my first time vending in over 15 years and I'm super excited (and also panicked, because hoo boy my disabilities are disabling and progress is slower'n molasses on my Aquarian birthday).
More info and announcements coming soon!

06/02/2026

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