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04/01/2025

This one hurts guys
What a fool 🤡🤡🤡

04/01/2025

This is so embarrassing omfg

04/01/2025

03/31/2025

I know everybody’s talking about Neptune in Aries, but I wanna start the convo about Saturn’s upcoming transit. It’s coming up in May, so mayhaps we can buckle up for it

Mostly because the generation of zoomer-adjacent folks with Saturn in Aries will be going through their first Saturn return. I love many of you with this placement, and it’s a pivotal energy you all hold. It’s a big responsibility.

The energy of this transit will affect us all, of course. But this is one of the more anticipated transits for me to watch the cultural shift begin.

So, let’s chat about Saturn in Aries. All those Chiron-Aries themes I’ve been yappin about will be in play, and we’ll get to see them solidify rapidly with this transit.

Check it out on meh sub stack
Iinks in le bio and stories. Enjoy!

03/26/2025

Packing up a new batch ‘o mini hydroflora sets today. These are a fan favorite, something for everyone in this set

An excellent way to get a taste of each main FMV blend in hydroflora form. Easy to use- spray yourself, items, or around an area for an instant clearing and uplifting vibe shift. Add to floor washes, baths, or body products to assist ritual magic. (It’s been said adding them to a humidifier is A1 behavior)

The possibilities for these baddies are endless! Use anywhere alcohol based products are welcome.

Easily identifiable not just by scent but by color- stoplight themes abound.
RED- g**o. Stops bad vibes in their tracks

Yellow- Error: 404. Helps you slow down the doom scrolling and slows down the Mercury Retrograde glitches

GREEN- Moon Mother. Helps you opens to move forward with courage and support

Don’t worry, a guide card and info sheet is always included in your order 🥰

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Let’s get ‘em spooky hotties!

03/21/2025

Hey I wrote a new thing on Substack, everybody clap!

See link tree for clickables.

https://fancymonstervision.substack.com/p/chiron-in-aries-mirror-mirror?r=3ngvi6&utm_medium=ios

03/11/2025

Guys how exciting! I actually put a sale up BEFORE a transit requires the goods. Hooray for me

Error: 404 is incredible for all tech related difficulties, chord cutting and refreshing the psyche after a day of technical gunk buildup

If you’re into more of a chill out vibe, I’ve included the Incense cone DJ track lines.

Lavender Haze is the perfect solution to a chaotic mind and heart. It creates a little cloud around you where you can take a break from the world, packed with relaxation herbs to soothe your nervous system as you reset

Step By Step is an excellent unblocking and uncrossing incense, specially formulated to get out of your own way. When we get tripped up we f**k up! Sign those contracts! But get clarity and see the road ahead first

Back 2 Life is the chai spice to get you back on your feet after burnout. These spices are warming and fragrant aromatics that will all show up to remind you who you are. Think of this one as the rom com friend group that bursts into your apartment and gives you a glow up montage to get back out there

20% off these baddies plus free shipping on orders over $50

Today through April 3rd- head to fancymonstervision dot com bb

03/10/2025

I’m okay with this month’s loss. I’ve had some real heart to hearts with Bodhi, and he’s turned out to be a fantastic listener and a great friend.

He’s also quite cuddly which I can appreciate right now

But for March, it’s ON!

02/04/2025

This f**king guy actually walks up to me today, farts on my foot and goes

“Bet you’re glad you didn’t get a Shiba Inu huh?”
And walks away cackling

So pleased with himself
Somebody kick him into the sun, these jokes are too soon for my taste.

Also quit farting on my foot you creep

01/14/2025

Adding G**O hydroflora to floor washes is an excellent vibe shift for any space. I use it whenever I do the floors in my apartment, especially during difficult lunar transits

Holy cats can you feel the difference!
This Cancer Full Moon had everyone in all the feels, and now we’ve got the Mars-Pluto opposition back in play. Have you been snappy, or been snapped at? Glass breaking randomly around ya? You might have some energetic gunk built up!

If you’re feeling extra icky from the vibes, 2025 is a great year to start adding FMV to your regular routines.

Pppsssttt hydrofloras are also amazing in baths!

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12/27/2024

What a year. I’m so proud of all the work we put into FMV in 2024! Even though MY personal contributions are rarely recognized, I’m being very brave and strong about it. Ever the suffering Virgo, working in the background to make FMV the best it can be is all I need to feel fulfilled

I don’t need flashy signs and awards. Accolades and the $50 gift card to chewy mean nothing to me really. Just the satisfaction of a job well done.

I mean, if I ever WERE to win Employee of the Month I would graciously accept it, of course. So. I don’t *need* it but I wouldn’t say no…

Congrats I guess to Bodhi, for the 47th month in a row. Merry Christmas, we’ll see yall next year for more Riggamorris

12/23/2024

I finally wrote another Substack post! Hooray. We’re off like a herd of turtles but we’re getting through the groundwork on Chiron in Aries

Read it. Like it. Share it. Think on it.
Love you creeps

Link in Byron