Crap-O-Rama

09/05/2026

VA-VA-VOOOM!!! What happens when you acquire so much super kitschy vintage trash books, magazines, and ultra sizzlin swank that it would make John Waters blush? You start a brand new “behind that curtain in the back” section of your website! So that’s what your bestest pal Uncle Morty has done for you…. Coming Very Soon!

09/05/2026

We may not have as much stuff as Spirit Halloween, but our stuff is WAAAY cooler!

09/04/2026

Big News Today! In addition to our $15 t-shirts, we’re now offering Wet Work!

08/30/2026

Show them who the REAL candidates are this election season with one of our one of a kind yard signs! Or add some kicked to your Halloween party with this Dante’s Inferno wall banner. Lots of sizes available, and we even accept custom orders. Free shipping on Etsy for orders of $35 or more.

Is it officially spooky season yet? We sure wouldn’t know because it’s never NOT spooky season at the interplanetary truckstop of the lost dimension!

08/29/2026

We open today in T Minus one hour and fifteen minutes, in all three Of our retail locations! Can’t make it? Go online and get FREE shipping on all Etsy orders of $35 or more.

Burlington: Granddaddy's Antique Mall
Winston-Salem: Lost In Time Antique Mall
High Point: tinkersmithstradingco

Special thanks to the most awesome Jenny Sanchez for the first pic!

08/28/2026

Thinking of bringing back our Midnite Spin-N-Win Livestream!

08/28/2026

08/22/2026

Anything new/interesting at Spirit Halloween this year?

08/22/2026

Crap-O-Rama graphic design portfolio! I’ve been offering design and full service printing since 2002! Come see more of my work over at Death-Ray Design