07/01/2026
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' chasers, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, ho**ey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.
Good news folks, Ben's HWY 111 Fireworks has you covered from snakes, sparklers, 200 gram to 500 gram fireworks. We have Gigablaster, Roman Candles, Screamin Eagle, Bling Bling, Black Cat Firecrackers, Make America Bright Again, High Falutin, Booms Day Device, and many many more.
The 4th is just around the corner. Come grab you some fireworks and celebrate the United States of America 250th.
Ben's HWY 111 Fireworks
https://bens111fireworks.com