Straw In My Bra

07/25/2026

🌿 NEW PRODUCT ALERT! 🌿

Meet Pest Regards— our new Botanical Outdoor Spray.

A courteous farewell for uninvited guests.

Made with aloe vera, witch hazel, and a thoughtfully selected blend of pure essential oils including lemon eucalyptus, lemongrass, cedarwood, rose geranium, and peppermint. Whether you’re working in the garden, relaxing on the porch, heading to the lake, or enjoying an evening around the fire, Pest Regards is ready to come along for the adventure.

Handcrafted in small batches with simple, thoughtfully selected ingredients and preserved with GeoGuard ECT to help keep every bottle fresh and stable.

Fresh air without the unwanted company. 😉

Now available at StrawInMyBra.com

07/25/2026

🎄 CHRISTMAS IN JULY STARTS TODAY! 🎄

Apparently Santa got lost and ended up on the farm… so we’re rolling with it. 🤷🏼‍♀️🐐

Starting TODAY (July 25) at 12:00 PM EST, enjoy 25% OFF sitewide—including our brand-new Core Collection!

Meet the six soaps that are here to stay:
🤍 Buck Naked
🖤 Dead Serious
💚 Greener Pastures
🤎 Grit N’ Grind
🧡 Stay Golden
🤎 Escape Goat

These bars have been months in the making, and we’re so excited to finally share them with you. They’re crafted with fresh goat milk, natural ingredients, and 100% pure essential oils—no fragrance oils, no artificial colorants, just handmade soap that’s as real as farm life.

🛒 Sale starts at NOON EST
🎁 25% OFF SITEWIDE
📅 Today through Monday

Shop early—your favorite scent may not stick around long!

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07/24/2026

Meet the foundation of our new soap line. ✨

After months of testing, tweaking, and simplifying, we’ve finally landed on the six scents that best represent what Straw In My Bra Goat Milk Soap is all about.

These aren’t limited editions—they’re our core collection. The soaps you’ll be able to count on year-round.

🐐 Made with fresh goat milk from our herd
🌿 Scented only with pure essential oils
🤍 No fragrance oils. No artificial colorants. No unnecessary fillers.

Swipe through to meet the lineup:

🌾 Stay Golden – Lavender + Lemongrass
🌿 Escape Goat – Rosemary + Lavender
🌬️ Greener Pastures – Peppermint + Eucalyptus
☕ Grit N’ Grind – Patchouli + Cedarwood + Ground Coffee
🖤 Dead Serious – Tea Tree + Sweet Orange
🤍 Buck Naked – Unscented

Each bar is handcrafted in small batches with skin-loving oils, tallow, and goat milk because we believe simple ingredients make great soap.

🎄 They’re all launching Saturday, July 25 during our Christmas in July Sale!

🎁 25% OFF sitewide
📅 Saturday, July 25
🛒 Be ready—they’ll be available for the very first time.

07/22/2026

📣 PSA from the farm…

If you’ve been waiting for the right time to stock up…

That time is almost here. 👀

We’ve been quietly working behind the scenes, and we can’t wait to finally share what we’ve been up to.

If you’ve been wanting to try our new all-natural goat milk soap, grab another lip balm, restock your dish soap, or check out a few other favorites…

📅 Keep Saturday, July 25, open.

Trust me—you won’t want to miss it.

👇 Tell me… what product are you hoping to restock first? Soap, lip balm, dish soap, or bug spray?

01/14/2026

Please, I would love to have your input!

01/02/2026

Day 1 of the new year and the lies have already started...
These goats will absolutely try to convince you they haven’t eaten in weeks.
They ate this morning.
They will eat again shortly.
They are professional manipulators and I respect the commitment.

Same energy for 2026 honestly.

12/26/2025

12/09/2025

Our lip balms just got a small upgrade.
Same trusted recipe you’ve been using… now naturally flavored with essential oils.
No synthetic flavor oils, no fillers — Just real ingredients + real essential oils = real good lips.

Now available in:
• Vanilla Mint
• Lavender Lemon
• Sweet Orange

Simple, natural, and made in small batches.

12/08/2025

We are officially in the final hours of the sale and down to 9 bars of soap before we’re sold out ‘til 2026.
When they’re gone, they’re gone — like a goat who found an open gate. 🐐
Huge thank you to everyone who has supported Straw In My Bra — truly, I appreciate it more than you know. Y’all keep this little rural soap circus going.

12/06/2025

The sale is live at StrawInMyBra.Com- up to 20% off our entire site!