09/04/2026
We’re gonna be closed Saturday, September 5 for Labor Day weekend so enjoy your long weekend and barbecues everybody!
Wait… why do we need a disclaimer for this? You shouldn’t be reading this far. Seriously. We’re closed for Labor Day weekend. That’s it. No fi****ms for sale in this post. No dangerous activity. No controversial opinions. Nobody is overthrowing the government. Nobody is even overthrowing a lawn chair. We are literally just not going to work. But because somewhere deep inside Meta’s algorithm there’s probably a nervous little robot sweating profusely because our logo vaguely resembles something tactical, here we are writing a disclaimer for a CLOSED SIGN