Mad Zen Body Care

Mad Zen Body Care Homemade novelty soaps

09/03/2024

Pls hold while I get back on my s**t
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We’re finally getting out of the seasonal funk and pulling out the Valentines Day junk, iykwim 😏🍆 Special VDay Bundles c...
01/24/2024

We’re finally getting out of the seasonal funk and pulling out the Valentines Day junk, iykwim 😏🍆

Special VDay Bundles coming soon!

In the mean time, all peens and vageens are available in custom shades 😋🖤🤎🤍💝

🍆 $24 +🚢
🍌 $16 +🚢
🌮 $8 +🚢
🍤(microdicks) $20 for 20 +🚢

Message me to place your order 😋💕

Happy Hump Day y’all! 🐪💕

These little soaps are the perfect stocking stuffers for any age! Don’t worry, they are well labeled and smell nothing l...
12/06/2023

These little soaps are the perfect stocking stuffers for any age! Don’t worry, they are well labeled and smell nothing like candy so nobody will be tempted to try to eat them, not the 8 year old or the 80 year old 🤪
Message me to place your orders!

Stocking stuffers you didn’t know you needed! Last chance deals! 🍆 buy one get one half off! 🌮 buy two get two free! Spe...
11/24/2023

Stocking stuffers you didn’t know you needed!

Last chance deals!

🍆 buy one get one half off!

🌮 buy two get two free!

Spend $50 and get free shipping!

Message me to place your orders!

6” 🍆 $24
4.5” 🍌 $16
🌮 $8

It’s here!! Black Friday! The one day a year where it is acceptable to wake up still a lil drunk from the night before a...
11/24/2023

It’s here!! Black Friday! The one day a year where it is acceptable to wake up still a lil drunk from the night before and drive to any store and fight like the Bruins/Rangers in 1979, all for a discounted flat screen or that super special toy for your kid to shove into a closet by January 2nd!

OR

hear me out 👂🏽👂🏽

You stay safe at home and buy everyone THE funniest functional stocking stuffer they’ll ever get 😉

Keep an eye on my page today for huge (😏) discounts and deals

And don’t play any unnecessary pi***ng games today, you’ll surely get frost bit 🤪

Y’all have been so patient, Christmas drop is on its way 🎄🎅 here’s a sneak peek!! 👀
11/23/2023

Y’all have been so patient, Christmas drop is on its way 🎄🎅 here’s a sneak peek!! 👀

WOW! I cannot believe I’m already over 300 followers! 😍😍 Thank you all so much for supporting my business!! Should I do ...
11/18/2023

WOW! I cannot believe I’m already over 300 followers! 😍😍 Thank you all so much for supporting my business!!

Should I do a giveaway at 400?!

There are more of your favorite Christmas characters coming, but just look how cute these little soaps are!!
11/16/2023

There are more of your favorite Christmas characters coming, but just look how cute these little soaps are!!

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Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm
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