Auburn Pipe & Plumbers Supply Co.

08/19/2026

🎡 It’s COUNTY FAIR SEASON! 🎡

That magical time of year when the smell of livestock, fresh-cut grass, and deep-fried absolutely everything fills the air. 😂🍗🍩🍦

Get out there and support your county fair! Support the 4-H kids, local vendors, farmers, families, and everyone who works hard to keep these fairs going year after year.

Also, if you’re lucky and visiting the Portage County fair next week you might even see Laurel volunteering her time making the 4-H part run flawlessly!

And while you’re there… you might as well eat something that has absolutely no business being deep fried. 🤣

🍔🍟🌭🍗🍩🍦 If it can be put on a stick, it can be deep fried.

Go enjoy your county fair and support your community!

08/11/2026

A few weeks ago I was asked to put a basket together for a Chinese auction. As a small business owner I know how often we get requests for donations, so I went a different direction. I took some highly coveted Auburn Pipe swag out to a few premier local businesses and made some trades. ( I also bought a few small gift cards 😉). I am so proud to be a second generation business owner here in Bainbridge, so I made a Bainbridge basket.
I would like to thank Lowe's Greenhouses, Florist & Gift Shop , Crooked Pe**er, Mazzulo's Butcher shop and Timberfire at The Hive for swapping Swag. Support local and local supports you!

08/10/2026

🖤 NEED FABRIC? WE’VE GOT FABRIC. LOTS OF IT. 🖤

Whether you’re building a driveway, working on drainage, landscaping, lining a trench, or just trying to keep your stone where you put it — we’ve got several options of geotextile fabric in stock.

Here’s what we’ve got:

🔹 Woven Geotextile Fabric
Our big woven plastic-style roll — 12.5’ x 432’
Great for driveways, stone, and applications where you need separation and stabilization.

🔹 Non-Woven Geotextile Fabric
The felt-like stuff — available in:
• 12.5’ x 360’
• 6.25’ x 360’
Perfect for drainage, separation, filtration, and plenty of landscaping applications.

🔹 Thin White Fabric
Need something for a smaller job? This lightweight fabric is great for wrapping pipe or lining a trench when you don’t need a giant roll.

🔹 Pipe-Wrapping Fabric Rolls
We also have 100’ rolls designed to roll directly onto the pipe — because apparently fabric can have a job too. 😂

🔹 3’ x 300’ Black Fabric
A smaller roll when you need something more manageable without buying enough fabric to cover the entire county.

🚧 Driveway? Landscaping? Drainage? Pipe? Trench?
Stop by and let us help you figure out which fabric is right for the job.

07/31/2026

🚨 Facebook, we need your help… 🚨

For the first time in Auburn Pipe history, we had the genius idea of letting Jerry come up with the sign saying. 😬

As you can see… he’s thinking so hard there’s smoke rolling out of his ears. We’ve never seen a man struggle this much over a sign saying.

So we’re calling in the experts… YOU.

Drop your funniest and wittiest sign ideas in the comments. Plumbing, drainage, construction, excavation, or just plain funny—we’re open to it.
But keep it family friendly! We are classy!

If we end up using your idea, you’ll earn the satisfaction of knowing you saved Jerry from melting his brain. 😂

Let’s see what you’ve got!

07/23/2026

🎄🎅 Christmas in July is this weekend at Auburn Pipe! 🎅🎄

Skip the crowded malls and give your loved ones the gift that really keeps on giving… drainage supplies! Nothing says “I care” quite like a truckload of pipe, fittings, or a sump pump. ❤️😂

Beat the holiday rush (all five people doing Christmas shopping in July) and stop in to get everything you need.

📅 We’re also open Saturday from 8:00 AM - 12:00 PM!

Come celebrate with Jen & Jerry! Is there a big event planned? Nope. Free gifts? Also nope. But they’ll be there, they’ll be happy to see you, and who knows… they might even tell a decent joke.

See you this weekend! 🎄🚜

07/17/2026

🚜🚽 INTRODUCING: THE 2026 EXCAVATOR, SEPTIC & PLUMBER BINGO CARD! 🚽🚜

Because apparently working in the trades isn’t stressful enough… now we’re turning all the things that happen on the jobsite into a game. 😂

Accidentally hit a utility line? ✅
Moved 10,000 pounds of dirt? ✅
Hit a septic lid with the mower? 😬
Used duct tape as an actual solution? 🛠️
Said “Back in my day”? 👴
Complained about sensors on new machines? 🤬
Can’t find anyone worth hiring? 😭

You know… just your average year in the excavating, septic, and plumbing world.

🎯 Here’s how it works:
Fill out your bingo card as you experience these completely normal, definitely-not-concerning events throughout the year.

Then bring your completed card into Auburn Pipe & Plumbers Supply!

🎉 The first 5 customers to bring in a completed Bingo card will receive a FREE Auburn Pipe shirt! 👕🔥

That’s right. All you have to do is survive the year, avoid the utility lines, find all the parts in one trip, and somehow get a bingo.

Simple, right? 😂

Good luck out there, and remember…

If you can’t find anyone worth hiring, at least you can probably find a bingo square. 🤣

07/16/2026

Even with the crazy smoky air hanging over the area today, we’re here and open! 🌫️😷

That being said, if you’re working outside today, please be safe and mindful of the poor air quality. Take breaks, stay hydrated, and limit your time outside when possible. The smoke and haze can make breathing difficult, especially during physical work.

You might not be able to see through all the haze out there… but we can assure you of one thing: we have plenty of pipe in stock! 😂

So if you need pipe, fittings, or drainage supplies, stop in and see us. You may have to navigate through the smoke to get here, but we’ll have what you need waiting for you! 🚧🌫️🛻

07/15/2026

🌱 It’s mowing season! 🌱

And those pesky septic lids and cleanout caps have a bad habit of jumping right in front of lawnmowers and getting chewed up. 😬🪦

Good news—we’ve got you covered! We carry a wide range of septic lid covers, both round and square, as well as PVC caps for those cleanouts. 🛠️

But let’s be honest… if you tell us “someone else did it”… we already know it was probably you. 😂

Stop in and get the replacement parts you need before the next mowing pass! 🚜💥

07/10/2026

🚜 We keep plenty of septic lid-flavored lawn mower food in stock! 🤢😂

You know the drill… one wrong pass over the septic lid and suddenly you’re shopping for mower parts instead of finishing the yard.

So the next time you (or someone you know) decides they’d rather “weed whack” the septic lid with the mower, we’ve got the replacement lids ready to go.

We have an assortment of sizes in stock to fit just about any job.

Stop in before your mower develops another expensive appetite.

07/10/2026