the cranky possum

04/06/2026

Catch us at Summit Pointe in Chesapeake this Saturday (4/11) from 10–3.
We’ll have our usual chaos…plus some new pieces inspired by things I probably shouldn’t have seen on TikTok 👀

03/24/2026

Tired of basic, mass-produced crap?
Let’s make something personal.
Inside jokes, quotes, lyrics—if you can think it, I can burn it 🔥

Custom boards starting at $40
Taking custom orders now—message me to get started.

Local? Come see me at the show this weekend.
Not local? I’ve got you—Etsy + Shopify.

03/22/2026

Missed us at Grassfield? Tragic.

We’ll be back this Saturday (3/28) at the Great Bridge High School Band Craft Show.

Fresh boards, sharp opinions, and probably a little attitude.

Come see what we’ve been making.

03/19/2026

We’re back and mildly feral.

Catch The Cranky Possum at the Grassfield High School Spring Craft Show —bringing laser-engraved chaos, questionable humor, and things you definitely don’t need but will buy anyway.

03/15/2026

https://the-cranky-possum.myshopify.com/

the cranky possum

03/10/2026

You know the coworker.
The one that makes you question your life choices before coffee.
Good news — we made a sign for that.

Pick yours up at a craftshow near you.

Grassfield 3/21
Great Bridge 2/28

03/07/2026

Spring craft show season is coming.
Come see us before the possum gets cranky.

We’ll have new laser-engraved chaos, 3D printed nonsense, and custom orders if you want something weird.

March 21 – Grassfield High School
March 28 – Great Bridge

Come say hi or adopt something shiny.

03/06/2026

Here's your sign....

02/28/2026

When the story is better than real life.

Handcrafted. Not mass-produced. Zero apologies.

Find us on Shopify

02/25/2026

For emergencies.
Minor inconveniences.
And people who deserve it.
Handcrafted. Not mass-produced.

**k .