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09/11/2026

Nightmare Squishies

09/08/2026

GOOSE ABUSE! I’m embarrassed by how often this has happened and how it continues to happen.
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09/06/2026

BEANS BEANS the magical fruit the more you toot the better you feel! Dr Pepper

09/04/2026

Kacey Musgraves coming in hot with this quote!

09/02/2026

Will it Disco Ball?

08/26/2026

Thanks alyse whitney 최수지 for the dips and for being all that and a bag of chips
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08/24/2026

ITS TABLESCAPING!

08/23/2026

29…29 Gay Gasps Gusped

08/21/2026

It’s State Fair season, which means it’s finally time to discuss one of the greatest achievements of my career: I am an internationally recognized judge of competitive table setting. Hair toss

This summer I traveled to California and judged the International Table Setting Competition, and I met my match… these tables had more drama than me.

The tables were WILD. The talent was incredible. I met some truly fantastic people. And yes, I took my duties extremely seriously because when someone puts a fork in the wrong place, SOMEONE HAS TO SPEAK UP.

Anywhoooo, adding “international table setting judge” to my résumé immediately. I have found my calling. Put me on the table setting judging circuit. I’m ready.
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08/19/2026

When life gives you lemons…add a raw egg?

Today we’re making Eleanor’s Egg Lemonade, because there was a time when lemonade wasn’t just a refreshing little treat.

Egg drinks popped up in 19th and early 20th century cookbooks, especially as something served to people who were sick, tired, or needed a little extra sustenance. Basically a vintage protein shake.
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