Coolest Toys On Earth

Coolest Toys On Earth Elliot has an intense fascination for cool toys - and created a store devoted to toys that will earn you the 'best present at the party' award.

08/28/2026

πŸŽ… Christmas in August. No snowballs just Super Fuzz Balls. πŸŒ€

🎁 THE NEE DOH CHRISTMAS ADVENT IS HERE! 🎁
And yes… we know it’s August.
And yes… we are already talking Christmas.
And honestly? We have zero regrets. πŸ˜‚

πŸŽ„ CHRISTMAS ADVENT β€” $124.95
The ultimate countdown to Christmas… but with Nee Doh. πŸŽ…βœ¨

πŸŒ€ SUPER FUZZ BALL β€” $44.95
Because apparently regular-sized squishy happiness wasn’t enough. 😏

πŸŽƒ MORE AUTHENTIC NEE DOH IN STOCK:

β€’ Teenie Jack-Glow Lantern 3 pk. β€” $29.95
β€’ Nice-Sicle β€” $24.95
β€’ Sploot Splat β€” $24.95
β€’ Dream Drop β€” $29.95
β€’ Teenie Fuzz Ball 4 pk. β€” $24.95
β€’ Fuzz Ball Wonder Waves β€” $24.95
β€’ Fuzz Ball Flower Power β€” $24.95
β€’ Fuzz Ball Wild Cats β€” $29.95
β€’ Sugar Skull Cats β€” $24.95
β€’ Color Change β€” $24.95
β€’ Color Change Cube β€” $24.95
β€’ Teenie Hot Shots 4 pk. β€” $24.95
β€’ Teenie Cool Kittens 4 pk. β€” $24.95
β€’ Teenie Funky Pups 3 pk. β€” $24.95
β€’ Funky Pup β€” $24.95
β€’ Nice Cube β€” $29.95
β€’ Nice Cube Swirl β€” $24.95
β€’ Nice Cube Glow β€” $24.95
β€’ Nice Cube Swirlin' USA β€” $65.00

πŸ›οΈ AND YES β€” THESE ARE AUTHENTIC NEE DOH FROM SCHYLLING.
No knockoffs. No mystery squish pretending to be Nee Doh. Just the real deal. πŸ’―

πŸ₯Ÿ MYSTERY DUMPLINGS IN STOCK:
β€’ RMS 4” Glitter β€” $24.95
β€’ RMS 4” Rainbow β€” $24.95
β€’ Non-RMS 2.25” β€” $6.95–$9.95
β€’ Non-RMS 4” β€” $9.95–$24.95

🍌 JUMBO SQUISH IN STOCK:
Sausage β€’ 4 x 4 Cheese β€’ 6 x 6 Cheese β€’ Ice Cream Sandwich β€’ Dog β€’ Panda β€’ Pig β€’ Cat β€’ Hot Dog β€’ Watermelon β€’ Pickle β€’ Scented Butter β€’ Banana

⚑ POKΓ‰MON IN STOCK:
β€’ Ascended Heros Foil Pack
β€’ Chaos Rising Foil Pack
β€’ Pitch Black Foil-Pack
β€’ Poke Ball
β€’ First Partner Illustration Collection Series 2
β€’ First Partner Illustration Collection Series 3

🚨 IMPORTANT PRICE NOTE:
Prices listed above are current through 8/29 and are subject to change at any time after 8/29.

πŸŽ„ So while the rest of the world is still sweating through August…
we're over here squeezing our way into CHRISTMAS. πŸ˜‚

Doors open at 10am tomorrow!

08/07/2026

πŸ””REMINDERπŸ””

Receive Coolest Toys On Earth RE-STOCK NOTIFICATION text alerts! BE SURE NOT TO MISS OUT!

Text "DOH" to (513) 838-3411 to be notified immediately of NEE DOH re-stock, specifying which styles are available.

Text "MYSTERY" to (513) 838-3411 to be notified immediately of MYSTERY DUMPLING re-stock, specifying which styles are available.

Text "SACK" to (513) 838-3411 to be notified immediately of HACKY SACK re-stock, specifying which styles are available.

(Goods will be available for sale the morning after the re-stock notification is sent out to the Coolest Customers On Earth!)

Receive Coolest Toys On Earth RE-STOCK NOTIFICATION text alerts!  BE SURE NOT TO MISS OUT! Text "DOH" to (513) 838-3411 ...
07/16/2026

Receive Coolest Toys On Earth RE-STOCK NOTIFICATION text alerts! BE SURE NOT TO MISS OUT!

Text "DOH" to (513) 838-3411 to be notified immediately of NEE DOH re-stock, specifying which styles are available.

Text "MYSTERY" to (513) 838-3411 to be notified immediately of MYSTERY DUMPLING re-stock, specifying which styles are available.

Text "SACK" to (513) 838-3411 to be notified immediately of HACKY SACK re-stock, specifying which styles are available.

(Goods will be available for sale the morning after the re-stock notification is sent out to the Coolest Customers On Earth!)

07/01/2026

Meet the Spyra 4 πŸ’¦
βœ”οΈ No pumping.
βœ”οΈ Fast reload.
βœ”οΈ Powerful water blasts.
βœ”οΈ No soaking yourself trying to reload.

πŸ”₯ If you're serious about winning water fights... this is the one.

πŸ‘‰ Available NOW at Coolest Toys on Earth while supplies last!

06/30/2026

It has come to my attention that a post was made today, by a third party, without my knowledge or approval. I am looking into the matter.
Thank you!
Elliot Werner
(513) 205-6552

Warning:Side effects of visiting may include:β€’ Sudden nostalgiaβ€’ Impulse purchasesβ€’ Saying "I had one of those!"β€’ Losing...
06/16/2026

Warning:
Side effects of visiting may include:

β€’ Sudden nostalgia
β€’ Impulse purchases
β€’ Saying "I had one of those!"
β€’ Losing track of time
β€’ Becoming the favorite aunt/uncle/grandparent

Enter at your own risk.

Address

6840 Wooster Pike
Cincinnati, OH
45227

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 6pm
Tuesday 10am - 6pm
Wednesday 10am - 6pm
Thursday 10am - 6pm
Friday 10am - 6pm
Saturday 10am - 6pm
Sunday 10am - 5pm

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+15132056552

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