Circle H Thrift Store / Resales LLC.

Circle H Thrift Store / Resales LLC. Circle H Resales is the thrift store that has something for everyone. When you walk in the door you

06/17/2026

Well folks, just a quick reminder before somebody says I didn’t tell them enough times and then acts shocked like this is breaking news on the 6 o’clock channel.

On July the 5th from 12 to 3, the Helms General Lee will be rolling into Circle H Thrift Store like it owns the place—and honestly, it might as well at that point because I already know half of y’all are gonna be lined up taking pictures like it’s a celebrity meet and greet. We’ll have folks around, we’ll have things going on, and yes before somebody asks… there will be a few surprises that I’m not spelling out yet.

06/17/2026

Joe, your posts are all over the place. One minute you're happy talking about positive things, the next minute you're pi**ed off and ranting. Well, that's because that's life. It's a rollercoaster. Some days everything is sunshine and rainbows. Other days you're one flat tire away from ending up on an episode of Snapped. I don't make this stuff up—I just report what I survive.

So today we're gonna talk about a subject that might make a few of y'all mad, and honestly...I'm okay with that. In some ways this might sound racially motivated, but not in the way you're thinking. Today we're talking about rednecks.

Now before anybody gets their overalls in a knot, let me explain something. I am a full-blown EOH...Equal Opportunity Hater. I hate stupid people equally regardless of color, religion, political party, or what football team they pull for. But lately, some of you rednecks have taken stupidity to levels that NASA ought to study.

"But Joe, you can't say that."

Sure I can...because I am one. Yep. I can run a cat line, skin a buck, I've probably got three different recipes for roadkill, and I've personally uttered the famous last words, "Hold my beer and watch this," more than once. I know the difference between a crescent wrench and an adjustable wrench, I own more flannel than dress shirts, and I firmly believe duct tape and zip ties can fix about 87% of life's problems.

So let's get into it.

First off, there ain't a thing wrong with working hard and coming home dirty. Matter of fact, that's something to be proud of. But here's where we part ways. Soap and water ain't the enemy. Wash your clothes every now and then. Scrub under them arms. Introduce yourself to deodorant. It ain't gonna take away your man card. If your body odor walks into Dollar General five minutes before you do, we've got a problem. And don't tell me, "Real men don't wear deodorant." No...real men don't make babies cry just because they walked by.

Now let's talk about y'all's wardrobe. Fellas, there is a difference between "country" and "homeless." If your blue jeans can stand up in the corner by themselves because they've absorbed thirty years of sweat, grease, diesel fuel, Copenhagen spit, transmission fluid, and deer blood...it might be time to retire them. And quit telling everybody that smell is "hard work." Hard work smells like sweat. What you've got smells like a possum died inside an old gym bag that was left in the sun behind a bait shop.

Brush your teeth. Some of y'all smile and it looks like somebody threw popcorn kernels into a hurricane. If every tooth in your mouth is trying to face a different direction, don't get mad when little kids stare. And enough with the to***co. Some of y'all dip so much Copenhagen your bottom lip has developed its own area code. Every five minutes you're looking for somewhere to spit. Brother, there are trash cans everywhere. Quit baptizing parking lots with to***co juice.

Now let's discuss trucks. If your truck payment is twelve hundred dollars a month but your electric bill is three months behind, you might have your priorities backwards. And if your truck is so loud it rattles windows three streets over, congratulations. Every person within a five-mile radius now knows you made it to the gas station. Nobody is impressed. Especially after you spend twenty dollars rolling coal on a Prius. Congratulations, Cletus. You defeated...a Toyota. History books will surely remember your bravery.

And can somebody explain why every redneck owns seven project vehicles? None of them run, and every one of them is gonna be "fixed next weekend." Brother, it's been parked behind the barn since Obama was president. It ain't a project anymore...it's a habitat.

And for the love of all that is holy...clean your yard. If you've got three broken lawn mowers, five tires, an old recliner, a refrigerator that hasn't worked since Reagan was in office, two washing machines, a toilet beside the driveway, and a boat with a tree growing through the middle of it...you don't have a front yard. You have an archaeological dig. The History Channel is one phone call away from filming a documentary.

And don't think I'm skipping over Facebook. Some of y'all turn Facebook into Jerry Springer after dark. Every argument. Every breakup. Every cousin fight. Every family secret. Broadcast live. Then two hours later you post, "Please respect our privacy." Privacy? Ma'am...you've updated us more than the local news.

Now ladies...don't think y'all are getting out of this. Some of you redneck gals are something else. Y'all meet a man on Tuesday, he's your soulmate by Wednesday, your relationship status changes Thursday, Friday you're wearing matching camouflage hoodies, Saturday you're calling his mama "Mom," and Sunday you've got his name tattooed on your shoulder with a Sharpie until you can afford the real thing. By Monday he's a lying, cheating narcissist, and by Wednesday you've already found another Bubba with a side-by-side and a lifted truck. Slow down, sis. At this point your soulmate is just whoever filled up the gas tank.

And some of y'all...bless your hearts...you'll spend three hours getting ready. Fake eyelashes so big they create their own weather pattern. Nails long enough to skin a deer. Camouflage leggings. A shirt with a glitter deer on it. Twenty-seven bracelets. An ankle tattoo that says "Ride or Die." And somehow that one brave little tooth is still out there fighting for its life like the last soldier defending the fort. That tooth deserves hazard pay.

Then y'all get on Facebook posting, "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." Honey...we've been watching your "worst" for six relationships now. We're all still waiting on the "best."

And enough naming every kid after hunting equipment. Gunner. Re*****on. C**t. Trigger. Shooter. Buck. Then little girls named Brynleigh, Brinslee, Paisleigh, Kaydynn, Emersyn, and Heaven-Leigh with seventeen unnecessary letters. Y'all naming babies like you're trying to win a game of Scrabble.

Now before anybody starts typing an angry comment, relax. I'm just picking. Because for all the grief I give rednecks, they're also some of the best people you'll ever meet. They'll pull you out of a ditch, feed you when you're broke, help rebuild your house after a storm, loan you tools they know they'll never get back, and show up at two in the morning if you need them. That's why I can make fun of us...because I are one. But every now and then, some of y'all make the rest of us look like evolution just threw up its hands and said, "You know what...that's good enough."

Now before anybody gets offended, remember...I wasn't talking about you. Unless you got mad while reading it. Then I was probably talking directly to your funky, Copenhagen-spitting, lifted-truck-driving, camouflage-wearing, relationship-changing-every-Tuesday, one-good-tooth-having ass.

Now since this is technically a business page, I reckon I'm supposed to end this thing by inviting y'all to come shop. So come on by Circle H Thrift Store. Rednecks, city folks, cowboys, bikers, soccer moms, old-timers, young'uns, Democrats, Republicans, Independents, people who wear deodorant, and people who clearly lost the fight against it...everybody's welcome.

We've got everything from antiques to tools, furniture to collectibles, and if you hang around long enough you'll probably hear me say something that'll either make you laugh or make you question my sanity. If this post got under your skin, don't argue with me in the comments. Come argue with me in person. Pull up a chair, grab a cold drink, and tell ole Joe exactly why I'm wrong. I enjoy a good debate almost as much as I enjoy a good bargain.

Just don't come in smelling like a dead possum wrapped in a wet dog and marinated in Copenhagen juice...because if you do, I'm liable to hand you a bar of soap before I hand you your change.

Hope to see y'all soon.

And remember...

If you laughed, we can be friends.

If you got offended...

Well...

I probably just described you.

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06/16/2026

Well today was a good day. It wasn't real busy, but it was steady, and sometimes that's nice. The truly amazing part though? Nobody aggravated me. That's right. Every customer that came through the door today was friendly, easy to get along with, and pleasant to talk to. I don't even think I mumbled "du***ss" under my breath a single time as somebody walked away. That's got to be some kind of record.

Now, that being said, we did have one group come in today that made things interesting.

A mother and daughter duo walked through the door. Now I know the mother pretty well. She's a regular and one of those customers who comes in just to give me a hard time. According to her, my prices are too high, I don't do my job right, the store isn't organized enough, and I'm pretty sure if it rained she'd somehow figure out how to blame me for that too. Of course, I give it right back to her. To somebody standing nearby, they'd probably think we couldn't stand each other, but truthfully it's all in good fun.

Today she brought her daughter with her. Now, I had never met the daughter before. First thing I noticed was she looked like she was about 15 years old. Turns out she's very much a grown woman who recently moved back here from California.

Now I know what some of y'all are thinking because I thought it too when I heard California. But before anybody starts making assumptions, she's got Carolina roots and had a perfectly good reason for being out there. Let's just say "Hooah" and "USMC" and leave that story alone.

Anyway, before long the daughter started giving me a hard time too. Apparently Mama had trained her well. She started in on the same complaints, and I responded in true Joe fashion by grabbing a piece of paper and starting to draw her a map to the thrift store down the road owned by my competition.

But as we got to talking, I realized this young lady wasn't half bad. She had a good head on her shoulders, knew how to talk to people, and seemed genuinely interested in learning. Turns out she's taking over a few shelves at another thrift store and trying to get into the reselling business. Between all the joking around, I ended up giving her some advice and even offered to take her to a live auction one week so I could show her the ropes.

Now before some of y'all start getting ideas, let me clear something up right now. She is married. Remember when I mentioned the USMC? Well, her husband is a Marine. While I still like to think I've got a little fight left in me, I also possess enough common sense to know that's a battle I'd prefer not to test. Joe may be dumb from time to time, but Joe is not stupid.

Then we got talking about jobs, and I'll tell you this much: whoever hires that young lady around here is going to be getting a rockstar. Good people skills are hard to find these days, and she's got them. Heck, by the time the conversation was over, I was sitting there wondering if I ought to offer her a job myself. Of course, I'd have to run that by Misty first because we all know exactly how much trouble I get in when I make decisions without permission.

Now for the best part.

Her mother found one of those heart benches we had in the store. The vendor happened to be there and told her she could have it for twenty bucks. Twenty dollars! That's a steal.

Well, the daughter was a little upset that Mama got such a good deal.

But fear not, citizens.

Ole Joe, defender of fairness and hero of thrift store shoppers everywhere, swooped in and saved the day. I dug around and found another one and sold it to the daughter for ten dollars.

That's right.

Ten dollars.

Take that, Mama.

Maybe that'll teach you to keep talking junk about my prices.

So all in all, it was a good day. I enjoyed my job, enjoyed talking with people, and actually had fun at work. Days like today remind me why I got into this business in the first place. Sure, we sell stuff, but the best part has always been the people and the stories that walk through that front door every day.

Now if tomorrow could go just as smoothly, I'd really start wondering what kind of prank the universe is setting me up for.

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06/16/2026

Morning coffee with Joe

Round 1 of photos
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Round 1 of photos

Round 2 of photos
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Round 2 of photos

06/16/2026

So this morning I decided I was going to explain what it takes to open a thrift store. Then I remembered that most people think running a thrift store consists of unlocking the front door, putting price tags on a few items, and then sitting behind the register waiting for piles of money to fall from the sky. Bless your hearts. For some reason people look at thrift stores and think, "That looks easy." And I understand why. From the outside it looks simple enough. Put stuff on shelves, sell stuff, count money, repeat. That's about as accurate as saying NASCAR is just people going for a Sunday drive.

The first thing you have to decide is what kind of store you want to open. Are you going to be one of those fancy boutique stores where a used shirt costs more than it did brand new? Are you going donation only? Are you focusing on antiques and collectibles? Or are you like me and prefer a little organized chaos where a customer can walk in looking for a lamp and leave with a fishing rod, a recliner, a cast iron skillet, three Christmas ornaments, and a ceramic chicken that even they can't explain why they bought? There really isn't a wrong answer, but that decision is going to affect everything that comes after.

Next you have to decide whether you're running solo or using vendors. Now I know a lot of folks love the idea of complete control. You pick every item, set every price, decide every display, and control every square inch of the business. Sounds great until you realize that means you are personally responsible for finding every single piece of inventory that enters the building. Every lamp, every couch, every tool, every coffee mug, every knickknack, every piece of Pyrex, every item. If inventory gets stale, that's on you. If the shelves get empty, that's on you. If sales are slow, that's on you too. Personally, I prefer vendor setups because fresh inventory is the lifeblood of a thrift store. Customers don't come because they desperately need another coffee mug. Most people already own enough coffee mugs to survive three economic collapses and a zombie apocalypse. They come because they want the thrill of finding something unexpected. When you have vendors, you've got multiple people out there sourcing. One is at an auction, one is at a yard sale, one is digging through an estate sale, and one is cleaning out a storage unit that probably should have remained locked forever. The result is a constant stream of new merchandise, and that's what keeps people coming back.

Now let's talk about buildings, because this is where a lot of dreams get punched directly in the face. Everybody wants the perfect building. Great location, plenty of parking, high visibility, nice floors, good lighting, working heat and air, room to grow, and cheap rent. In other words, they're looking for a unicorn riding a dinosaur while carrying a briefcase full of discounted lease agreements. The reality is you're usually picking which problems you can live with. Sure, that prime location sounds wonderful until you see what they want for rent. Then suddenly that old building on the edge of town starts looking a whole lot prettier. And before you sign anything, read that lease. Then read it again. Then have somebody else read it. Find out who is responsible for repairs because I promise you the air conditioner is eventually going to quit working. Not in October when it's seventy degrees outside. Not in April when everybody is happy. No sir. That air conditioner is going to die in the middle of July when it's 104 degrees outside and even Satan himself is standing in the shade saying, "Boy, it's getting a little warm today."

Then comes deciding your hours. This sounds easy until you realize every hour you're open requires somebody to actually be there. Most new owners immediately say, "I'll just hire employees." Well that's a wonderful plan. Good employees are worth their weight in gold. The problem is payroll. Payroll is like a hungry alligator living in your bathtub. Every Friday you've got to feed it. It doesn't care if business was good. It doesn't care if business was bad. It doesn't care if only three customers came in all day and two of them were just looking for the bathroom. Payroll wants to eat every single week without fail.

Of course you can avoid some payroll by running the store yourself. That sounds great until reality kicks the door open. Now you're the owner, manager, cashier, janitor, maintenance department, marketing department, social media manager, inventory manager, furniture mover, complaint department, and occasional therapist. You open the store, close the store, clean the bathrooms, answer Facebook messages, unload trucks, stock shelves, solve problems, fix problems, and sometimes create problems just so you'll have something new to solve. Somewhere around year two you'll wake up and realize you no longer own a thrift store. The thrift store owns you. You're basically its emotional support human.

Now here comes the biggest misconception people have about stores like mine. People think the work happens inside the store. It doesn't. The real work happens outside the store. Auctions, estate sales, yard sales, storage units, Marketplace deals, cleanouts, road trips, back roads, dirt roads, and occasionally following a handwritten cardboard sign that says "SALE" into an area where even Google Maps says, "Good luck." Inventory doesn't magically appear. Somebody has to go get it. And here's the problem. If you're spending every day in the store, you're not sourcing. If you're sourcing, you're not in the store. It's one of the biggest balancing acts in the business. A lot of people don't understand that fresh inventory is what keeps customers coming back. You can have the cleanest store in America and the friendliest employees on earth, but if customers walk in three weeks in a row and see the exact same merchandise sitting in the exact same spots, they'll stop coming.

Then comes burnout. People think owning a thrift store means sitting around drinking coffee and talking to customers all day. Sometimes it does. Most of the time you're unloading trailers, moving furniture, sorting boxes, pricing inventory, cleaning inventory, fixing inventory, rearranging inventory, and then moving that same inventory again because apparently where you put it yesterday was wrong. People ask me how I stay in shape. I don't have a gym membership. I own a thrift store. Try moving fifteen recliners, four dressers, two washing machines, and a couch that was apparently assembled inside the house and has no intention whatsoever of leaving peacefully. You'll get your exercise.

And then after all of that, after the rent, utilities, insurance, inventory costs, payroll, advertising, repairs, fuel bills, and stress, somebody will eventually pick up a ten-dollar item and ask, "What's your best price?" Then they'll remind you that you probably got it cheap. Or they'll tell you that thrift stores must make a fortune because look at all this stuff. What they don't understand is inventory is not money. Inventory is potential money. There's a big difference. A warehouse full of merchandise is a lot like a garage full of teenagers. It eats resources, takes up space, requires constant attention, and somehow keeps multiplying when nobody is looking.

The truth is opening a thrift store can be rewarding. It can be profitable. It can be fun. But it is a whole lot harder than most people realize. It requires planning, patience, problem solving, sourcing, and the ability to adapt when things don't go according to plan. It also requires a slight touch of insanity because after everything I just described, most thrift store owners will wake up tomorrow morning, grab a cup of coffee, and start looking for more inventory. Matter of fact, if you ever meet a successful thrift store owner, don't ask them how much money they've made. Ask them how many times they've stood in front of a trailer load they just bought and thought, "Well... this seemed like a much better idea about twenty minutes ago."

06/16/2026

Well yesterday was a day for sure.

I started the morning at an auction, ready to spend money I probably shouldn't spend. The problem was I didn't see a single item there that I couldn't live without. Now that's a rare occurrence. Usually I can convince myself I absolutely need something I didn't even know existed five minutes earlier.

Since the auction was a bust, I headed over to the store for a little while. Got a few things done, straightened up a couple things, then headed back home.

And that's where the trouble started.

The rest of the day I spent sitting around watching television and scrolling online. Now let me ask those of you who don't have jobs a serious question...

How in the world do y'all do it?

Don't get me wrong, relaxing sounds great in theory. Everybody says you need rest. Everybody says you need a vacation. Everybody says you need to slow down.

Well I tried it.

After about one day of sitting around, I was ready to start a business, build a shed, clean out a warehouse, solve somebody else's problems, and possibly invade a small country just to have something to do.

I discovered something about myself yesterday. I don't think I'm built for doing nothing. I need a challenge. I need a problem to solve. I need something that makes me think, work, or at least gives me a reason to put on pants.

This morning I'm fully recharged and ready to get back at it. Funny how one lazy day can remind you why you enjoy staying busy.

So if you're looking for me today, I'll be bouncing between Circle H Thrift Store and the Clarkton Clothing Exchange.

Both stores are open, and I'd love to see you. Stop by, say hello, tell me about your day, or if you've figured out the secret to sitting around all week without losing your mind, please share it with me because I clearly haven't mastered that skill yet.

06/15/2026

Well dam, I make a fine cup of coffee first thing in the morning.

I ain't bragging... well yes I am. If they ever hand out awards for coffee making, I'm bringing home the trophy and giving an acceptance speech. That first cup this morning hit so good I almost called Folgers and told them they could stop trying.

So what's on the agenda today?

Both stores are open, and by some miracle of modern science they are both fully covered. That means old Joe has one of those rare easy days where nobody is actively calling, texting, or setting something on fire.

I've been sitting here trying to figure out what I want to put on the schedule.

I could go to an auction. Lord knows I never met a pile of old junk I didn't want to drag home. I could always use more inventory, and if nothing else I can stand around drinking bad coffee, lying to the other resellers about how much money I'm making, and socialize for a bit.

I could do some work around the homestead... but let's just go ahead and cross that foolishness right off the list. Ain't nothing out there but sweat, mosquitoes, and projects that somehow cost three times what they should.

I guess I could line up a date for this afternoon or tonight, but then I'd have to actually communicate with a lady.

That means answering questions like:
"What are your hobbies?"

Well ma'am, I buy dead people's furniture at auctions and get excited over cast iron skillets.

"What do you like to do for fun?"

Find a Pyrex bowl for five dollars and tell everybody about it for six months.

Then we have to sit around discussing our likes and dislikes while I'm secretly wondering if she knows anybody selling a storage building full of tools.

Yeah... that sounds way too complicated for a Monday.

Now a nap... there's an idea. Matter of fact, let's change that from a might to a definite possibility. I don't see a single downside. A nap never asked me where this relationship was going or why I needed another trailer load of inventory.

So I reckon I'll just do something whenever I get ready, and honestly that's okay too.

For now, I'm just going to sit here, enjoy this coffee, and appreciate the fact that for one brief moment in life, nobody needs me to move a couch, price a box of donations, or explain why I'm still single.

Happy Monday, y'all. If you need me, I'll either be at an auction... taking a nap... or avoiding responsibilities like a professional.

06/14/2026

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80 E Green Street
Clarkton, NC
28433

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 6pm
Tuesday 10am - 6pm
Wednesday 10am - 6pm
Thursday 10am - 6pm
Friday 10am - 6pm
Saturday 10am - 6pm
Sunday 10am - 6pm

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