06/15/2026
Watch me perform surgery on my 2x2 machine. 🔧😂
Now, before anyone gets concerned, I have exactly zero medical training. My qualifications include owning a screwdriver, being stubborn, and watching way too many episodes of Grey’s Anatomy.
Current diagnosis: machine isn’t cooperating.
Treatment plan: take it apart and hope I remember where all the pieces go.
Surgical team: me, myself, and an iced coffee.
Success rate: we’ll find out together.
If this thing survives, I’m calling it a miracle. If not, please remember me as the girl who confidently performed mechanical surgery after binge-watching medical dramas. 🤣