03/20/2026
Unbelievably, Chuck Norris passed today. Here are our top ten favorite Chuck Norris jokes in honor of his astounding life:
Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
Chuck Norris drinks na**lm to fight his heartburn.
Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will change the spelling.
Some kids p*e their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can p*e his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.
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Big Bucks Pawn Shop
6065 East Livingston Ave
Columbus, OH 43242
🕒 Open Monday-Friday 10am - 6pm, Saturday 11am - 6pm
We're a small retail shop located in Columbus, Ohio with wholesale prices. We've developed a reputation for having the best prices in town and the friendliest staff. Our belief is that we can help people out when they hit tough spots in their lives, without making them feel belittled or degraded.
