08/18/2026
Socially awkward? Sick of masking to make it? Maybe you’re a fashionable filth elder on the inside but “get on your knees” doesn’t sound as good as it could in your own voice- Have no fear, we got you! With a brand new selection of old school vacuum formed masks from GOBLINHAUS you can keep denying you’re burnt out in so many fun and kooky new ways! Pair it with a snarky John Waters sound button designed lovingly by Seth Bogart and our own trashy uncle John, and you pretty much never have to say another word ever again, phew 😅