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Conspiracy theorists just read headlines and spread whatever bu****it du jour is being propagated to keep the masses confused.

08/03/2026

Candace Owens is torching "them" with her HOLY fire! God BLESS Candace and all of her loved ones!!! 💞 🙏

08/03/2026

At the 0.18 second mark on this video there seems to be a whitish red colored laser beam shining from the left side of the screen targeting the houses on the right side of the screen. At the 1.17 minute mark, the guy taking the video points at something in the sky, while asking "what is that thing?" which I think he's referring to a laser beam, but I don't see one. At the 1.28 minute mark there is another laser beam visible. This is not a single solitary sun ray because the light moves abnormally up and down whereas the guy's camera doesn't move like that. It is also not some sort of reflection because again the guy's camera doesn't move in a way that it would cause a reflection to be acting the way that the laser beam is acting. It's definitely not a helicopter's light either.

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This is all being caused through our own Federal government Geoengineering our weather. The HEAT DOMES are MAN MADE and ...
07/27/2026

This is all being caused through our own Federal government Geoengineering our weather. The HEAT DOMES are MAN MADE and they are DESTROYING our country as well as other countries, week after week.

As El Niño cooks Pacific, California scientists warn ocean is losing oxygen

The PRESIDENT of the United States had a mental health episode on social media. These are the FORTY-THREE posts he poste...
07/27/2026

The PRESIDENT of the United States had a mental health episode on social media. These are the FORTY-THREE posts he posted nonstop all day, :

11:16 AM - AI photo of Kaitlan Collins as Dylan Mulvaney
11:43 AM - AI image attacking Bruce Springsteen
3:22 PM - An AI art installation of Trump throwing a ‘Trump 2028’ hat
3:23 PM - Photo of him standing next to a TV with Biden’s final Oval Office address playing
3:23 PM - AI art of him giving his speech at the WHCD
3:23 PM - AI photo of Chris Christie fighting Democrat Rep. Jerry Nadler
3:23 PM - AI image attacking Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, and Stephen Colbert
3:24 PM - Trump 2028 poster that says “give the enemy nightmares.” Nobody is scared of him
3:24 PM - AI image attacking Rosie O’Donnell
3:25 PM - Fake movie poster of him in Star Trek
3:25 PM - Another Trump 2028 poster
3:31 PM - AI poster of the U.S. attacking Kharg Island in Iran
3:31 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker
3:32 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x2
3:33 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x3
3:47 PM - Posts an AI image of an Iranian ship being blown up
4:36 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x4
4:36 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x5
4:37 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x6
4:39 PM - AI image of him cosplaying as a Navy Commander
4:39 PM - AI image of him smoking a cigar wearing a Trump 2028 hat
4:40 PM - AI poster of him with founding fathers
4:41 PM - Poster of himself saying “the man who saved America” which couldn’t be further from the truth
4:41 PM - Weird photo of him standing behind a pillar
4:45 PM - AI image of himself saying “Guardians of the world”
4:47 PM - AI image of American jets saying “Guardian Angels of the world”
4:48 PM - Another AI photo of an Iranian ship being blown up
4:49 PM - AI image of himself saying “Guardians of the world” x2
4:52 PM - AI photo of lightning over the Capitol building saying “panic in DC”
4:53 PM - A photo of himself saying “plan trusted”
4:54 PM - AI image of an eagle and a jet saying “America is back” which certainly isn’t true
4:54 PM - AI photo of a beach saying “Trump’s America” which is ironic given that the image is fake lol
4:55 PM - Photo of him giving a speech
4:56 PM - Photo of himself pointing at members of his cabinet
4:57 PM - AI photo of himself and JFK
4:58 PM - Fake photo of himself wearing a pink Trump 2028 hat
4:59 PM - AI photo of a Trump 2028 mug surrounded by crying people
4:59 PM - Photo of him putting on his Trump 2028 hat at the WHCD
5:00 PM - Posts graph downplaying American casualties in Iran
5:01 PM - AI photo of an air filter between the United States and Canada
5:04 PM - Attacks Republican Senator John Thune
5:04 PM - AI image of him as a doctor
5:16 PM - Fake movie poster of him and George Washington in a time travel movie

You would think that at some point during this obsessive compulsive, insane tweeting frenzy that he would have at least posted one AI image of himself acting as a president of the United States. But noooo, he posted everything but that, ROFLMAO. He’s insane. 25th Amendment NOW.

The term "Heat Index" is what the temperature feels like to the human body when relative humidity is combined with the a...
07/12/2026

The term "Heat Index" is what the temperature feels like to the human body when relative humidity is combined with the air temperature. The term "Real Feel" takes into account the humidity, cloud cover, winds, sun intensity and angle of the sun to determine how the temperature actually feels outside.

Humidity is a large contributor to determining the real feel, but the time of the day is also important, due to the angle of the sun. In the morning, the low angle of the sun gives off less heat because the energy is spread out. In the afternoon, the sun is overhead and the sun's energy is more direct and gives off more energy, making it feel warmer.

What's different now than any historical norm is more humidity. And the higher the humidity goes, the human body can no longer cool itself. Sweat no longer evaporates.

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There's MORE to this than meets the EYE. If EYES are the WINDOWS to our SOULS, then WHY does the gooberment want to be l...
06/03/2026

There's MORE to this than meets the EYE. If EYES are the WINDOWS to our SOULS, then WHY does the gooberment want to be looking into them???

"So the first step is the government forcing every app owner to install biometric scans or risk being sued out of existence. Once every state enacts the cell phone app biometrics, the next step is the actual internet. Just to log in, you will have to submit to a scan. Then, every site you visit will have more scans until the point that everything you do online will be tied to your eyes—the carbon-hogging purchases you make, the conspiracy article you read, even when you access your bank account to see if you have enough money to pay your outrageous electric bill; it will all be tied to your retina scans. It doesn’t matter if you use a VPN to obscure your IP address; they found a better way to track us. Journalists are toast, as are whistleblowers. This was the plan all along: the real digital ID. This plan has been in effect for a very long time, but it used to be microchipping everyone until they figured out that a microchip can be cut out; our eyes can’t.

And this scheme forcing app users to submit to biometrics is just another part of the plan. In The Sound of Freedom Hoax PART 3, I laid out how President Trump was the first to unroll the biometrics program in America, also under the guise of safety. It started with the well-funded psyop involving mass amounts of individuals being ushered (even driven) to the US-Mexico border. This turned into “OMG, terrorists and gangsters are entering America!” which gave way to using biometrics to catch them—but don’t worry, they said, these scans are just for the illegal immigrants! They are just to keep you safe! Then the scanners were installed into select airports (cuz terrorists, gangsters, safety), and now the Trump administration has removed limitations on pilot programs and expanded biometric collection to new categories, including private aircraft, vehicles, and even pedestrians. I repeat, conservative government is not for freedom."

AND THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING...

Let's think about these data centers. I have a removable hard drive that holds 4 TERA bytes of information that fits in ...
05/25/2026

Let's think about these data centers. I have a removable hard drive that holds 4 TERA bytes of information that fits in my pocket. 4TB is roughly 4,000,000 high quality photos and 5.708 years playing video games. These "data" centers are thousands of acres in size. If so much data can fit in such a small space (and be accessed using millivolts) how many 4T, iPhone sized units could fit in just ONE of those "data" centers? Let's say one million of those hard drives fit in a 40,000 acre facility like the ones popping up all over the world. Now, Doing some quick math, 1M of them working together could contain roughly ALL the information IN THE UNIVERSE. All the atoms, their atomic weights and numbers, all chemicals, everything and MORE. (this based on the number of atoms in the universe being 10 to the 86th power) For what, then, do you suppose all of that space is going to be used?

04/28/2026
A waiter drops their tray, secret service rushes in, NO video of ANYONE getting arrested, everyone is allowed to flee th...
04/26/2026

A waiter drops their tray, secret service rushes in, NO video of ANYONE getting arrested, everyone is allowed to flee the scene of the alleged crime scene, ONLY videos being shown are from ONE camera.NBC reporter immediately goes on air and states it didn't sound like gunshots! Hello?!?

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