Twisted Tales

08/17/2026

Happy Black Cat Appreciation Day from Henry! 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

08/17/2026

📡 TRANSMISSION RECEIVED 📡

Twisted Tales has received the following message from The System:

“The dungeon is under construction.

The Crawlers do not need to know the details.

The Crawlers will find out on November 7th.

What we will say is this: things are being built. Things are being made. Things are being hidden.

The dungeon is not ready.

The dungeon is almost ready.

The dungeon has seen way too many pool noodles...

The dungeon is very excited about itself.

November 7th. Funky Claud’s. Altoona PA. 21+.

Tickets available NOW WHILE THEY LAST.

— The System 👀

Things are happening behind the dungeon walls and we cannot wait for you to see them. 👺

— Twisted Tales

08/15/2026

Gwen says it's the perfect day to come visit her and to celebrate National Bookstore Romance Day by buying a romance book! ❤️

08/12/2026

Greta says we are doing Cat Food/Litter Drive for the next two weeks starting tomorrow Aug.13th through the 27th that will benefit the cats here and also at the Central PA Humane Society. If you bring in either cat food or litter, you will receive a 20% off coupon for the bookstore that you can redeem at any time.

Don't want to lug stuff in but still want to help out the animals? You can donate directly to the CPHS using their CashApp $centralpahumane

Dry Food:
Purina Naturals Cat
Purina Naturals Kitten

Wet Food:
Fancy Feast
Fancy Feast Kitten
Sheba
Sheba Kitten

Litter:
Arm and Hammer Muti Cat Clumping litter
Tidy Cat Clumping litter
Or any other brand of Clumping litter

08/12/2026

Mongo and Princess Donut are taking over Central PA one flyer at a time. 🦖👑

Have you spotted one near you? November 7th is coming. General Admission Tickets available now! 🎟️

👉 https://of.deluxe.com/gateway/publish/00397cb5-95f1-faf0-f3d3-9661756b5cb7

08/09/2026

Happy National Book Lover's Day! ❤️

08/08/2026

Happy International Cat Day from the Lounge Cats! ❤️
And... Glenda was adopted yesterday at the shelter!

08/08/2026

08/07/2026

📡 TRANSMISSION RECEIVED 📡

Twisted Tales has received the following message from The System:

“CRAWLER ADVISORY.

Imagine Wrestling has entered the dungeon.

They did not come empty handed.

They came with challenges.

The System will not be revealing what those challenges are.

The System will say this: the brave will be rewarded.

The foolish will also be rewarded.

But differently.

November 7th. Funky Claud’s. Altoona PA. 21+.”

— The System 👀

We are SO excited to welcome the incredibly talented team at Imagine Wrestling to The Crawl as our Boss Battle crew. Details on what awaits you in the dungeon coming soon. 👀

All we’ll say is …. bring your best game. 🎲

- Twisted Tales

08/06/2026

The Perfect Child by Lucinda Berry is up next for the Wednesday Cat Lounge Book Club. Next meeting is Sept. 9th at 5pm