05/27/2026
Years ago I read an article about effective advertising and communicating with clients. One of the key points was avoiding the use of the words "No" and "Not." That being said, I do my darnedest to keep these in mind when posting about stuff relating to my beloved salon and its clients. This has been a very weird time lately, so here are some positively stated thoughts. I have already mentioned the credit card 3% charge issue, so I will reiterate: in order for me to refrain from raising prices on everyone, I must pass this cost on to clients. It is a very tiny amount. A mere pittance for every individual client, a burden for me when I have to pay the entire amount every month. Yelling at me, trying to bargain, glaring at me, and scolding me for being unwilling to eat the fee after you have just told me about your vacation and travels to visit the grands and you have yet to grace your hardworking stylist with any gratuity whatsoever will most definitely earn you the opportunity to learn what you have lost the next time your baby has a butt crumb.
If you must partake of Peruvian Marching Powder, please dispose of your baggie corner at home rather than in my lobby. The shop kitties just had to pick up a white chip.
If you must partake of the Sticky Icky, we can smell it on you and are unwilling to accept any excuses for why your pet is a mess or offer you a hardship discount.
If you would like an appointment, please leave us a message. We always check messages and respond as soon as possible, once we have tended to all of the immediate concerns, cleaned up messes, checked in the clients standing in front of us, and mixed our shampoos. It is exceedingly difficult for us to accommodate clients who call 18 times in a row (yes it has happened) but refuse to leave a name or message, and it tends to make us stubborn. Voicemail is your friend. Remember, leaving a polite message falls under exhibiting exemplary client behavior.
Barking orders at my employees is verboten. That will also earn a client the opportunity to learn nicer manners at another less patient salon.
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