12/31/2019
As a purveyor of objects rather odd and strange ( yeah, some
call us quite sick ),
Yet we've 'come' across this fella with a rather handy dandy 'prick'.
Of 'hard wood' he is, this fellow so devine,
He seems rather anxious to 'impale' himself on your w**e.
Chardonnay, Pinot, Chianti or Merlot,
Whatever your poison, he is 'erect' and ready to go.
He is colorful, yet shabby this unique fascination,
And for a mere 5 bucks, in your 'drawers' could be his ultimate destination.
No markings or an orgin, yet 'erect' at about 5 inches tall,
All yours he can be, just message me ... "Hey, Paul..."
