Monkey Express Smokes &

09/05/2026

Prepare for a thrilling, spooktacular Halloween adventure on the high seas! Set sail with Monkey Express Travel and a mischievous crew of monkeys for a ghostly cruise full of eerie surprises, ghoulish delights, and just enough monkey business to keep you laughing between chills.

09/02/2026

Holy moly, Monkey Nation! We’ve got a big order coming in today. We’ll have about 90% of every Foger Pod flavor on the market, plus nearly every flavor of Geek Bar pods, Lost Mary Nera Full View pods, and many other brands. Since our rebranding, we’ve changed the way we order, so expect some exciting updates. We’ve also expanded our to***co lineup, with top brands like Lucky Strike, Marlboro, Newport, Cheyenne, and Pall Mall arriving within the next few weeks. And don’t forget those ice-cold Coke products!

09/01/2026

🐒🌴🚢 MONKEY’S CRAZY CARIBBEAN CRUISE 2028! 🚢🌴🐒

Get ready for sunshine, tropical drinks, great friends, and some CRAZY Caribbean fun! 🍹☀️🌊

📅 February 2–7, 2028
🚢 Carnival Conquest

🏝️ Ports of Call:
🌴 Celebration Key
🌴 Half Moon Cay
🌴 Nassau

Good Friends • Great Times • Island Vibes! 🤙🐒

✈️ Monkey Express Travel
Your Adventure, Our Priority!

🔥🚨 LIMITED SPOTS — BOOK NOW! 🚨🔥

📞 For more info & to book: 712-209-6907

🐒 Who’s ready to join us for one CRAZY Caribbean adventure?! 🍹🏝️🚢

08/29/2026

Oh yes, the name has been officially changed—fresh new title, same mischievous, banana-loving Monkeys you know and love. Different label, identical chaos.

08/26/2026

Hey Monkey Nation. There has been talking in the jungle about putting a 4-7 day group cruise together for 2028. Im thinking a 4 day Caribbean cruise. Let me know your thoughts and ideas of places to go. No idea is a bad idea.. So hit me up. If enough people are interested ill get it put together.

08/24/2026

08/24/2026

Ok Monkey Nation, thank you for your patience. We got a order placed today. My laptop broke so it was fun doing it on my phone. Our order will be here Wednesday after 4pm. It will take us a little bit of time to get our stock build back up. So if there is something you want let us know. We will be happy to order it for you. We got some of our old goodies and few brand new flavors. In Geek Bar and Foger coming. See you all in the store. The green bearded monkey will be back in the store on the 29th. So ill see you all then.

08/21/2026

Hello Monkey Nation this is your Green Bearded Monkey. I have some great news. You will see our shelves growing. We have been notified that Iowa will not be enforcing the flavored v**e law at this time. So we will be restocking the shelves. This does not mean. That at some point the new law won't go into affect. Because its still pending. But as of right now enforcement is on hold pending a bunch of legal jungle juice. We will still be fighting to get the law removed completely and getting restrictions put in place that will help keep V**es available. We are still rebranding to Monkey Express Smokes.