Knotty Fables

Just a crafty Mama making things she loves for a living 🫶🏻

08/30/2026

🔪 Tester Call: Slasher Schlongs [open] 🔪

I need multiple testers for all of these sinister slashers:

🍭 Trick R Dick — Sam’s here to make sure your Halloween comes with a little extra treat.

🍽️ Hanniballs Erector — A sophisticated gentleman who believes every good dinner should come with a proper appetizer.

🔪 Chucky (name tbd) — The Good Guy doll has gone bad.

🤡 Art the Clown (name tbd) — He may be a clown, but there’s nothing funny about how he’s rising to the occasion.

🚲 Billy the Puppet (name tbd) — He’s got games to play… and this time, the prize is wood.

I’m looking for a select number of testers who can bring these horrifying slashers to life!

To Apply:
• Comment below that you want to test + which one(s) you’d like to make (minimum of 2)
•Comment what you would name the ones with “tbd” next to their names
• Like, Save, & Share this tester call
• Tag at least 3 friends who would like these

Requirements:
• Must be okay with a group chat 💬
• Must have a public crochet account 🧶
• Must complete your pattern within 10 days of receiving it ⏰
• Must post & share your finished cryptid after release 📸
• If you cannot meet the deadline, please do not apply!

Patreon Perk:
💖 Join my Patreon — testers are always chosen there first!

08/29/2026

🌕 Legendary Lengths Pattern Release & Tester Appreciation! 🌕

Thank you thank you to my incredible testers — for sticking in there with me on these and helping me get these ready for release! Y’all rocked it.

These creepy cryptids are ready to haunt your days! They’re on sale for the weekend so snag these haunting cuties today!

08/13/2026

✨ TESTERS NEEDED: Legendary Lengths [OPEN] ✨

APLLY ON INSTAGRAM

You all have been SO patient! You’ve waited almost a full year for these and… It’s finally time to unleash the monsters. 👹🍆

Meet the Legendary Lengths — a mysterious lineup of legendary creatures that have been hiding in the shadows… and apparently…they’ve been packing. 👀

I need multiple testers for all of these questionable specimens:

🦋 MothBalls — because Mothman needed a little extra baggage.
🦶 SackSquatch — bigfoot, bigger sack.
🌊 Gillty Pleasure — he may be from the Black Lagoon, but he’s definitely guilty of being a little cheeky.
🐺 LyCockthrope — turns into a real hard problem under the full moon. 🌕
🐙 Cockthulu — the Great Old One has risen… and he’s brought tentickles.

I’m looking for a select number of testers who can bring these cryptid cuties to life! 🧶✨

To Apply:
• Comment below that you want to test + which one(s) you’d like to make (minimum of 2)
• Like, Save, & Share this tester call.
• Tag at least 3 friends who would absolutely lose it over these.

Requirements:
• Must be okay with a group chat 💬
• Must have a public crochet account 🧶
• Must complete your pattern within 10 days of receiving it ⏰
• Must post & share your finished cryptid after release 📸
• If you cannot meet the deadline, please do not apply!

Patreon Perk:
💖 Join my Patreon — testers are always chosen there first!

08/07/2026

Today our girlie is celebrating her golden birthday! She turned 7 today and her smile was totally worth staying up until 3am to finish this gift.

Ever since catching “Red Spot” a month ago she has been obsessed with the idea of finding her again. She looks for her every time we go outside or looks out the window.

Butterfly wing pattern: Holly from her Butterfly Dragon pattern
Body: Free handed
Yarn: Premier Yarns

08/06/2026

✨PATTERN RELEASE & TESTER APPRECIATION✨

They’re hereeee! And they’re on sale!! You can now enjoy these beauties!

Thank you to my testers for crushing it, helping me get these ready, and for being so patient with my timeline 🫶🏻

08/03/2026

🍆 Fidget Phallus Collection 🍆

✨ The Popper – Features a satisfying pop-up tip for an extra fidgety surprise.
🔄 The Ball Handler – Equipped with rotating beads that spin smoothly for endless tactile fun.

These novelty fidget patterns are designed to be hilarious, interactive, and satisfying to play with. Whether you’re making one for yourself, as a gag gift, or for your favorite chaos-loving friend, these patterns are sure to get a reaction. 😄

Thank you to my testers for helping me get these pattern ready!

✨Patterns are available now!

07/23/2026

✨TESTERS NEEDED: T**s & Bits [open]✨

It’s finally timeeeeeeee. I’ve been wanting to start my female lineup for ages but haven’t gotten around to it. Finally, here we are! I need these beauties tested.

Ideally I’m looking for a select number testers who will complete both patterns and I’m looking for a spectrum of different skin tones. 🫶🏻

To Apply:
• Comment below that you want to test + which one(s) and what colors you’d use.
• Like, Save, & Share this tester call
• Tag at least 3 friends who’d totally fall for these

Requirements:
• Must be okay with a group chat 💬
• Must have a public crochet account 🧶
• Must complete the pattern within 10 days of receiving ⏰
• Must post & share after release 📸 - if you cannot finish by the deadline please do not apply.
• Use Canva for the pattern ✨

Patreon Perk:
💖 Join my Patreon—testers are always chosen there first 😉

07/22/2026

These lil guys are SO CUTE! Testing for Emily | Blossom Moon Crafts was so lovely! Go snag yourself a copy of these! I’ll have to make myself a whole army!

07/17/2026

✨TESTERS NEEDED - Fidget Peenies [OPEN]✨

Swipe to see the videos 👉🏻

Requirements:
• Must be okay with a group chat 💬
• Must have a public crochet account 🧶
• Must complete the pattern within 14 days of receiving ⏰• Must post & share after release 📸 - if you cannot finish by the deadline please do not apply. You will be required to purchase the patterns if you do not complete in time.
• Use Canva for the pattern ✨

Apply:
•Comment below that you want to test
•Like, Comment, Share, and save this post
•Tag 3 friends who would like these cuties
•Apply on IG

Patreon Perk:💫Join my Patreon—testers are always chosen there first

04/30/2026

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